Prrrrrrrrrrrrrt! Minecraft Server

Farting Shitting Loggist /b/ Mommy’s teat Fart Shit Tiresome Suckling Coming Stop Fucked Nnnnnnnght Prrrrrrrrrrrrrt Uhnnng Unnnnnnnngt Long tail tags Annoying Disgusting Relief, Minecraft, Prrrrrrrrrrrrrt, Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1825
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you want a server that will make you laugh until you cry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with farting, shidding, and loggists shitting up /b/. You’ll be begging for your mommy’s teat after experiencing the madness that awaits you. And don’t worry, the shit will just keep coming, so get ready to get fucked in the most hilarious way possible.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare to have the time of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach, because things are about to get wild.

Desteria

Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9946
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Crops Grown:	1138
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Desteria is one of the longest-running Minecraft Factions networks with the following features:

• Custom classes with perks. Knight, Pirate, Assassin, Mage • Auction house system • Hourly boss fights • Custom tokens system. Mobs drop tokens. • King of the hill • Capability of destroying obsidian with 5 TNT hits • 99.99 uptime, lag-free experience with no expense.

These are only several of dozens of features on Desteria. We optimize our gameplay to the full extent and keep our players in mind. We prefer performance and experience over players, and purchase the highest possible hardware available to host our servers.

We would absolutely love for you to hop on and try our server. We welcome each and every player, and definitely encourage all players to participate within the community on our forums as well. See you around!

If you need anything, contact any member of staff. Or contact me personally! [email protected]

org.desteria.net

No BS Hybrid Multiworld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6447
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

This is a No BS approach to MC server hosting. There is no pay to win and you can obtain everything in game. This server is all about fun factor and meeting other great like minded people and having a blast together. We offer a wide range of activities Survival with Factions. Building with Land Claims. Mini Games. Economy. Ranking with no limits and no pay walls. We also offer a RPG world but this feature is currently in Alpha. We also offer a live map of the server : http://mc.gmaxlive.com:8123/

MCnobs.gmaxlive.com:25575

Divictus Gaming

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8196
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mines Excavated:	1202

IP: mc.divictusgaming.com Website: www.DivictusGaming.com

* Custom World * Good PvP * Cars / Bikes * Residence * Many Crates

mc.divictusgaming.com

PokeRivals

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9646
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	164	Buildings Constructed:	21
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

PokeRivals offers an environment that is unmatched to any other server. Our community and custom content will take your breath away, and leave you playing for hours on end! Join our everlasting community today at play.pokerivals.com!

Features: > Jobs (earn money any way you choose!) > Community Missions (unlock achievements and awards as a server!) > No Lag [100%]! > Interactive Discord > Lots of Events > Seasons like Fortnite!

We are running Pixelmon Reforged Latest. To install pixelmon, please visit http://www.installpixelmon.com

play.pokerivals.com

MC Badlands

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4382
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Join us on Discord! https://mcb-disc.docithe.net/

We are primarily a survival server, but we also offer many plugins to build on that experience, protect our players and their builds, and improve the survival experience! PvP is optional!

We have a fantastic, welcoming environment that’s been going strong for years! This isn’t just a big group of random people that play Minecraft on the same server – it’s a giant group of friends. We’ve withstood the test of time. MC Badlands has been around since 2011. This is not a server that’s going to go offline tomorrow. We’ve been here for a long time and we’re not going anywhere! We offer and encourage our players to participate in many play styles.

At the end of the day, MC Badlands offers a the complete experience for any player that’s sure to keep you coming back for more! We look forward to meeting you!

mcb-server.docithe.net

VanillaEvolved

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	775
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Minecraft isn’t what it used to be. Massive minigame server networks dominate the top server lists. Factions has seemingly become part of Minecraft for many. Even if you can manage to find a server that has pure survival mode, it’s not unlikely that the fun will soon be ruined by cheaters, the server will lag and crash, or staff will abuse their power. If you just want to play Minecraft as it was intended to be played, you’ve come to the right place.

Rules: 1. Treat others with the same respect you would want for yourself. 2. Don’t bother trying to cheat, it won’t work. 3. Don’t deliberately cause lag or downtime.

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

us.vanillaevolved.net

KGB Minecraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2473
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	56
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

The server from Serbia, operating since 2011, successfully provides entertainment for players of various ages. We have a lot of different servers, so there is something for everyone.

mc.kgb-minecraft.info

Miccraft

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9531
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2226
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Void Gems Collected:	38	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

“Welcome to miccraft.com!

Our community enjoys a fun, lag free experience thanks to our dedicated, high performance, server housed in a data centre for high bandwidth and unparalleled 24/7 reliability.

We host a friendly community of players with great staff who actively participate in making the playing experience fun and enjoyable for all players. As a result, we have implemented many of your ideas making this the best, community oriented, server.

Our server is semi-vanilla, we only use plugging that adds to the vanilla experience without being intrusive or ruining the vanilla experience. These include: ·Land Claims: This protects all your hard work from greifers. ·Shops: This makes selling and trading easier and more convenient ·TPA: This allows you to play near your friends and to build your own community within our server. ·Wild: This allows you to play far away from anyone else… should this be what you wish.

Give us a try and let us know what you think… you’ll see why people come and stay with us :)”

server1.miccraft.com

Neocrafters

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival Games

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	792
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	201	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	New Chunks Explored:	984892
Astral Projections Made:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98

A server where the main aspect is quality! A large list of online mini-games for the enjoyment of all users who do not have a Preminum account within reach. Mc.neocrafters.es YOUR ONLINE SERVER 24 HOURS A DAY!

mc.neocrafters.es

Minemora Server

Creative, KitPvP, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9291
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2553	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2

IP: mc.minemora.net It is an independent Minecraft server created with the aim of entertaining players in its different game modes. We invite you to connect with us and enjoy this wonderful Server This is a serivor with the modalities of: – Survival – Skywars – The Hunger Games – KitPvP

mc.minemora.net

Impeerium minecraft server

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7767
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Votes:	5622
Potions Brewed:	22	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	778	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	194	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	39

The newly started minecraft server in Estonia, which offers a lot of fun gaming experiences, kindly accepts the suggestions offered by the players and, if there are good ideas, implements them.

mc.impeerium-mc.eu

Emerald Prison | OP Prison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4231
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7443
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	32
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Emerald Prison is a one-of-a-kind prison experience! Upgrade, automate, and customize your own private Realm as you progress through our unique badge system. Unlock Components and hatch Companions that destroy blocks for you in all of your various Mine types – each of which provides a unique boost to your progress. Prestige your pickaxe and equip animated cosmetics that allow your enchantments to shine.

There are many more features to check out, so join us and our community today to get started!

IP: play.EmeraldPrisonMC.com Discord: https://discord.gg/EmeraldPrison

EmeraldPrisonMC.com

TacoLand

Skywars

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8042
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	489	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Hello, Welcome! TacoLand is a SkyWars 1.8.x server without lag. Not premium and if you vote for it you can get great benefits like free tortillas. So what are you waiting for? Enter now and invite your friends to get to know our great server 😀 We are waiting for you!

mc.tacoland.es

Journey Gaming

Economy, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7727
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Enchantments Applied:	295	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Start your Journey now! Website: http://journeygaming.com/ IP: play.journeygaming.com A complete custom Pixelmon Experience, join us for the best Survival Pixelmon has to offer! Featuring a unique version of Pixelmon with new Pokemon including Darkrai, Arceus, Dialga, Palkia, Xereneas and Yveltal!

Featuring: 3 Servers: Johto, Hoenn, and Sinnoh! ALL pokemon are available on ALL servers! 8 Player Gyms with two different Tiers across all of our servers Custom Content from Move Tutor to GUI Badges to Fly Suits! Special Aura Pokemon obtainable in game! Keys and Crates to obtain random pokemon and In-Game Shops! Vote Parties! Regularly Scheduled competitive Tournaments and Events planned and organized by our staff team!

play.journeygaming.com

DiamondFire

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8398
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Dimension Hops:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

DiamondFire is a Minecraft multiplayer server where players can create their own games! Using DiamondFire’s custom-built visual programming platform, players can construct game logic by simply placing regular Minecraft blocks.

The system is easy to use and requires no prior programming experience. It’s the easiest way for players to create their own Minecraft minigames and share them with the world! There’s no need to set up a server, to know how to write code, or to download any client mods. Just join mcdiamondfire.com and get creating!

In February 2016, DiamondFire was named the #1 Minigame Server by the Minecraft Forum! Our server has consistently been praised for its unique concept and thriving community!

In July 2017, DiamondFire was showcased at the Scratch 2017 Conference in Bordeaux, France! Scratch is a computer science education tool developed by MIT. By providing a block-based coding system directly within Minecraft multiplayer, DiamondFire teaches programming concepts in a unique social environment; this results in high engagement and strong learning outcomes!

Join at mcdiamondfire.com!

mcdiamondfire.com