Prrrrrrrrrrrrrt! Minecraft Server

Farting Shitting Loggist /b/ Mommy’s teat Fart Shit Tiresome Suckling Coming Stop Fucked Nnnnnnnght Prrrrrrrrrrrrrt Uhnnng Unnnnnnnngt Long tail tags Annoying Disgusting Relief, Minecraft, Prrrrrrrrrrrrrt, Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4064
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you want a server that will make you laugh until you cry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with farting, shidding, and loggists shitting up /b/. You’ll be begging for your mommy’s teat after experiencing the madness that awaits you. And don’t worry, the shit will just keep coming, so get ready to get fucked in the most hilarious way possible.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare to have the time of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach, because things are about to get wild.

I hate you

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5665
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Crops Grown:	2771
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	469	Star Shards Collected:	142
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Runes Activated:	1

semi-new 1.20 Small minecraft server focused in providing a vanilla survival experience, with no P2W and limited plugins, you can enjoy minecraft as it was created.Friendly Staff are always happy to help

mcodium.com

TanukiCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7552
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

TanukiCraft is a professional, high-quality server featuring a custom-configured Towny experience for Java and Bedrock Crossplay. Engage in an immersive gameplay environment where you can build magnificent towns in a consistent world, engage in strategic PvP battles, participate in exciting events, and thrive in a robust player-driven economy. Join us now for an unforgettable Minecraft adventure!Server IP Address play.tanukicraft.netPort Bedrock Edition: 19132 Java Edition: 25565Consoles can join with our friend bot. Add tanukicraft1 as a friend in Minecraft and there will be a joinable world on your friends list.World never resets, server is kept up to the latest version but backwards compatibility from 1.19+

play.tanukicraft.net

Madcow Family Friendly

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4245
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Madcow Family Friendly Minecraft Server. (Almost) Vanilla – Minecraft as it is meant to be, with the following exceptions:-* Grief Prevention, so you can protect your builds and property. * A plug-in to remove floating treetops, because who likes floating treetops? * dynmap on play.madcow.fun:8123 * A little bit of teleporting and home setting * Family-friendly chat filtersSurvival mode / PvEQuestions to [email protected]

play.madcow.fun

Blade SMP

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1602
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	301
Emeralds Found:	1693	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Towns Built:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

A fun SMP, PVP, and Semi-Anarcy (no cheats) server, to have fun.Its a semi-vanilla server with few plugins. it has ranks.there is no anti grief for players, so hide you’re base well.how am I supposed to fill this description with 100 chars for a vanilla server, cmon

play.bladesmp.com

HermitVeterans

PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7390
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Potions Brewed:	130
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

What is Hermit Veterans About? We are a public community-based PurPur survival server with a welcoming playerbase. You can decide to live alone, join a group or create one of your own. It’s up to you how you play; you are sure to find your niche here.We have upgraded to 1.18, but we have not reset the map. Instead, builds have been retained and any unused chunks were reset, bringing new generation to 80% of the world. Caves below y=0 can also be found anywhere throughout the world, in new and old chunks. What Plugins do we use? Here’s a brief overview of some of the main ones: -Grief Prevention: To keep your builds safe! -Population Density: To provide the world with “regions” for players to own, as well as a means of teleportation. -SignShops: A simple way of selling goods via signs without you being there to make the trade. -ViaVersion and ViaBackwards: These plugins allow players to join while running Minecraft versions 1.12+. What are “regions” and “region poles”? Regions, as stated above, are a part of the population density plugin and are 400×400 block areas that players can own! Region poles are situated in the center of the region. They allow you to travel quickly across the map to visit other regions. Region poles consist of a stone brick platform with a glowstone pole at the center. Region poles give you the opportunity to explore the builds made by others with ease. We have a website at: HermitVeterans.com as well as a Discord server at: HermitVeterans.com/discord where you can chat with players both off and on the server and familiarize yourself with the playerbase and the server. Please note that you will need to join the Minecraft server first before you are able to verify your account on the website or on the discord server.

HermitVeterans.com

Helix

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4359
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Here at Helix we’re truly diverse, playing host to players from many walks of life. We reach people from Hawaii all the way to Singapore, cultivating a server with energy that allows players to play the game however they like! As such, our server is fueled with creativity that gives rise to remarkable builds. The soaring Helix towers overlook spawn’s stores,which aren’t far away from the space rocket marvel that was constructed in just a day. Other features are there to be found.This spurs on members who are committed to grouped projects that allow us to expand beyond the traditional boundaries of survival servers. One of these projects is our Crystal Racing circuit, and it’s these sorts of builds that allow us to accomplish other ventures. Every other weekend, we use these builds to host events and minigames within the server. Many of our members will log in and we’ll play a game of Mafia, Parkour or Capture the Flag.We’re proud of the community that we’ve cultivated on the server, and now we’re looking for some of you to be a part of that! If you’re looking for vanilla Minecraft experience, though, do not fear! The plugins we run mean we do not stray at all far away from vanilla Minecraft.We do have a 18+ age stipulation, as we’re looking to strengthen our community. We’ll never punish players for inactivity, just as long as you’re still interested in remaining whitelisted. Events are a server-wide occasion, and so we encourage our members to come out if they can.As we watch your applications come in, we’re naturally delighted with how many people seek to join and are excited to see our new recruits!To apply, join our discord.

play.helixmc.eu

FOX SMP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9128
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36

A Brand New Minecraft Server . Friendely enviornment , land claims, , keepInventory , Bedwars , Skyblock , kitPvP , MiniGames, etc.CUSTOM RANKS , EXTRA CREADITS , DAILY REWARDS , CUSTOM JOBS , CUSTOM SHOPS, Crazy Enchantments, etc

play.foxsmp.in

OzarkCraft

Vanilla

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5604
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	79
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Towns Built:	10

Are you frustrated with putting time in building on an SMP only to have your work wiped out in the name of “Seasons”? Are you finding the constant nagging of Pay to Win robbing you the joy of just placing some blocks or making new friends? Do you even remember what Vanilla tastes like anymore with the ever growing list of game altering mods?Look no further!We at OzarkCraft feel your pain and have created a server experience that not only will bring you back to that “Feels Like Home” vibe but also follows updates without resetting and keeps the new blocks and biomes within your grasp!Apart from a couple of quality of life improvements like coordinate hud, armor stands and single player sleep, you can settle down here and build yourself a home that will be around for a long time.

mc.ozarkcraft.net

Kanda Kraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8197
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Divine Spears Created:	28
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	8514
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Welcome to Kanda Kraft! [1.19.3]Welcome to the world of Kanda. In this fantastical, medieval world, human-like seals and humans coexist together… well not completely together. Complete quests and uncover the secrets of the Seal Kingdom!We are a survival server for players seeking a brand new environment for survival building! A small community and new beginnings! Features: -Survival- close to normal vanilla play -towny-Greif prevention claims, set-homes,-Random Teleport-economy!-many great buildings for various fantasy/medieval roleplaying!-voting ranks for those who decide to stick around!-many buildings yet to come- more cities, more locations!-Also… who doesn’t love seals! 🙂

kandakraft.net

MC Adventures

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9310
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	Emeralds Found:	6770

Mc-Adventures! Welcome to a small and welcoming network, with a whole bunch of different gamemodes and minigames to choose from. Friendly and interactive staff available available almost 24/7 on the server or in the Discord : https://discord.gg/tGGXQpbKCT We are looking to expand the network and are warmly taking feedbacks either good or bad. Suggestion and ticket system in the discord. Hope to see some of you come on by for a small peek and maybe you like it:O The servers this network includes: – [SMP] Survival server with the old nether – [McMMO] Survival server with mcmmo gamestyle and jobs. This is using the newest “minecraft” – [Skyblock] Build your own island up in the sky with just a few starting materials. We have two different skyblocks: normal skyblock and oneblock (you start with 1 block) – [Bloodmoon] Survival server with the old nether. But every 4th night there is a bloodmon making hostile mob much stronger and have the chance to drop nice loot – [Pixelmon] As we all know the “pixelmon” You gotta catch em all! [Forge 1.12.2 and the pixelmon mon required]

– [Minigames] A bunch of minigames to choose from: Bedwars, Hunger Games, Hide And Seek and much more! – [Creative] Build your creations in creative mode. Can you outbuild any of the current builds? Server ip is “play.mc-adventures.com” Website “mc-adventures.com”

play.mc-adventures.com

LoverCraft Network

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8377
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Star Shards Collected:	269
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

This server is Loverfella’s Minecraft server. 1.19.2 Survival! Daily Updates Daily events with YouTubers! Even LoverFella himself!Expect anything from Daily events ran by admins to event held by Loverfella himself for videos on his youtube channel.

play.loverfella.com

Hyskies Network

Skyblock

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8060
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Hyskies is a Minecraft server that was launched back in 2019. We have years of experience hosting fun, popular, and unique servers! Join us today to see what we have to offer!

org.hyskies.net

The Fahr Realm

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9883
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9805
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Thank you for taking the time to read this. In July of 2016 I set up this server for my friends and I so we could have fun together. We have Towny for land protection, Mcmmo for an RPG-like feel , Infernal mobs with loot for a real challenge. Vehicles like planes and cars. Guns and explosives for extended combat along with many many custom enchantments for you to enjoy. There are no pay to win elements either, so everyone is on the same playing field.When you first join, you will spawn in a white room, our rules are there. Then in the next room you will meet two villagers, these villagers will help you make your starter kit. Unlike other servers – you get a choice in what you get for your starter gear! The last room has additional information for you before you depart to the wilderness. Be careful out there and make sure to take a bed with you as we have a sleep voting system to skip the nightI really hope you can come online and enjoy what I’ve worked so hard on 🙂 -Vk

play.fahrrealm.com

PlanetBrunei

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4915
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Hey guys! Make sure to check PlanetBn Server out! IP: mc.planetbn.com Web: www.planetbn.com Lag Free 24/7 Online CRACKED SERVER!

mc.planetbn.com

Disorbs Skyblock

MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5007
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Welcome to Disorbs, an awesome Server with amazing people! Here you can bring your friends or make new ones and begin your new journey or, if you would rather, by yourself. Come and join the server today to have fun!Features: 1.18+ Skyblock Free /Fly Ore-Gen mcMMO Custom Enchants (Engrams) Spawners Server Crates and More…

Play.Disorbs.Net