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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8718
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	197	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

New Minecraft Servers

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Join us for a wild ride filled with farting, shidding, and loggists shitting up /b/. You’ll be begging for your mommy’s teat after experiencing the madness that awaits you. And don’t worry, the shit will just keep coming, so get ready to get fucked in the most hilarious way possible.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare to have the time of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach, because things are about to get wild.

Meadow SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6597
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Meadow SMP is not just any Minecraft Server. It’s a super chill place with plenty of options to make the experience perfectly suited just for you! Enjoy a seamless automatic questing experience! Shape Meadow’s thriving economy with our community. We offer proximity voice chat support for everyone to use! We offer an exclusive feature of dash and double-jump abilities! Stay up-to-date with the latest Minecraft updates.Play on both Java and Bedrock editions.Arena: Kit Pvp / Rank Levels / Multiple MapsLifesteal: Pvp / Quests / Bounties / Land ClaimsSurvival: Pvp / Quests / Land ClaimsBecome a Part of our Welcoming and Wonderful Community – Join us today!IP: meadowsmp.comBedrock Port: 19132

meadowsmp.com

AppleMC

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3294
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7471	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	3026	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

join applemc.apexmc.co for factions. We have land claiming, crates, voting, ranks, spawners, PVP, raiding, spawners, a GUI shop, factions, and more. mcMMO and custom enchants will be added very soon.

applemc.apexmc.co:25595

WestMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9856
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Welcome to WestMC, where the game gets an upgrade! Immerse yourself in a BRAND NEW 1.20+ Minecraft server that’s not just a server – it’s a destination for a laid-back, fun and engaging SMP gameplay with a twist that’ll keep you hooked!!!Java IP: play.WestMC.net Discord: https://discord.westmc.net/Dive into a world of endless possibilities with features like Custom Enchants, Skills, Mob Arena, and the thrill of Fishing competitions. Keep your loot with our keep-inventory feature and unleash your creativity with player-owned warps. Safeguard your creations with land protection, embark on epic quests, and earn free ranks just by casting your vote!WestMC is not just a server; it’s your go-to spot for a fun, safe, and absolutely epic gameplay experience. Join us, make friends, and let the adventures begin!

play.westmc.net

GREEN MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	571
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Chimeras Created:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

“Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

greenmc.fun:19132

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4600
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	484
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

play.mysticland.site

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4869
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

rearth.xyz

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5916
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8747
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

game.mc-bananacraft.net

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5733
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	394095	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Alien Abductions:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

minexd.mcserver.us

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2447
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Farms Harvested:	112
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Enchantments Applied:	239
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

eu3.skyvillage.vip:17527

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1691
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Star Shards Collected:	66	Towns Built:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Crops Grown:	8260	Potions Brewed:	138

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

51.81.146.160

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2328
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	9466	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

play.pea-mc.com

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8364
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Animals Bred:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

olympusmc.pro

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9429
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9394
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	444
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Emeralds Found:	4353

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

mc.villagecraft-server.com

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6239
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Emeralds Found:	9312	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

cobblehaven.com

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7435
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	41
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

mcs.mccaverns.com