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Farting Shitting Loggist /b/ Mommy’s teat Fart Shit Tiresome Suckling Coming Stop Fucked Nnnnnnnght Prrrrrrrrrrrrrt Uhnnng Unnnnnnnngt Long tail tags Annoying Disgusting Relief, Minecraft, Prrrrrrrrrrrrrt, Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1989
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	92	Void Armor Forged:	30
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7811
Magic Items Found:	7033	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you want a server that will make you laugh until you cry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with farting, shidding, and loggists shitting up /b/. You’ll be begging for your mommy’s teat after experiencing the madness that awaits you. And don’t worry, the shit will just keep coming, so get ready to get fucked in the most hilarious way possible.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare to have the time of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach, because things are about to get wild.

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1333
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	732484	Zombie Dances:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Star Shards Collected:	141
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5100
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Farms Harvested:	800	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Alien Abductions:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Towns Built:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5896
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	New Chunks Explored:	945728
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Star Shards Collected:	145	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5648
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Dragons Tamed:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Secret Passages Found:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Void Gems Collected:	11

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1956
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Chimeras Created:	3

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8557
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	129	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Buildings Constructed:	46	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	130
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7907
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	New Chunks Explored:	620696
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

135.148.226.114

Happy-HG Network

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4743
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	445	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Villages Defended:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

mc.happy-hg.com

PixelEarth.Ro

Earth, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	341
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Minecraft Server ( Earth -> 1.18.x – 1.20.x NON PREMIUM ) – Kits – Quests – Free rewards – Events – Giveaways – much more

5.252.101.139:25582

StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6271
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2151
Crops Grown:	3920	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Hosted in Data Center > FTB StoneBlock 3 modpack

sb3.craftersland.net

XanthaCraft

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3971
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Crops Grown:	9476
Magic Items Found:	1902	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

We stride to create a positive and friendly gaming environment. Our network consists of 4 current servers to play on! KitPvP, Bedwars, Survival, and LifeSteal! We are always added Content so Please Join our discord to get the latest News and Updates! We Provide 24/7 Uptime, No Lag, and Active Staff Members! We hope you enjoy our Network, if you’d like to support XanthaCraft please donate in the store! Thanks for playing!Current Working Up To Date Server Gamemodes Lifesteal BedWars Survival KitPvPGamemodes Soon to Come! Prison SkyBlock FactionsIf you’d like to Support XanthaCraft Leave a review

play.xanthacraft.net

The Orange

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7065
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	466	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Buildings Constructed:	32
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Embark on the exciting world of Survival Ultimate: epic adventures, beloved pets, customizable vehicles, intense PvP zones, an impressive range of weapons and solid protections. Design your own plots and explore stores full of treasures. Additionally, a unique tool allows you to capture mobs. What are you waiting for to join?

mc.lanaranja.es

Stormy Lagoon

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	712
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

play.stormylagoon.com

WildCraftMC

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2854
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Votes:	2728
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

play.wildcraftmc.com