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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1965
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	7235	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

New Minecraft Servers

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BusinessCraft City Roleplay

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8759
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	32
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Are you ready to explore a new role play server? BusinessCraft is a minecraft-survival City Roleplay server that uses custom easy to use plugins to simulate aspects of a real city. The server includes a wide selection of jobs such as: Engineer, Miner, Lumberjack, Doctor, Lawyer and many more! This server also has a government and democratic elections!Live in a cozy house in the suburbs while building your business empire downtown. You can start businesses ranging from agriculture to manufacturing, scale your business into a large corporation or keep it a small local business, or you can work for another company and enjoy everything else the city has to offer!The city has lots to explore, you can rent apartments including penthouses, explore easter eggs like the sewers, or venture into the acres of wildlife preserve just outside city limits! Buses, trains, subways, and planes can help you travel throughout the city and world. Nearly everything built within the city is player owned and operated.

play.mcbusinesscraft.com

GoldenSky Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3051
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	612
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Mines Excavated:	4210
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14

The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

play.golden-sky.de

Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	517
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Villages Defended:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

rhorizons.apexmc.co:25602

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3960
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

play.aethersmp.com

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6098
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	6395
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	390
Votes:	7596	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

play.bloomsmp.net

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	485
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7387
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	353
Alien Abductions:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9729
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	268
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

gratopia.gg

HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1082
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Mines Excavated:	2792
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Gods Slained:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3249
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Buildings Constructed:	25
Players Killed by Monsters:	5367	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1461
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	938

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

play.haxmc.fun

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2110
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2255
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Play.hjonkcraft.com

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	891
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Farms Harvested:	914
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Enchantments Applied:	282
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

play.mcarcadia.com

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7380
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Crops Grown:	7575	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

play.safe-haven.me:25645