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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1843
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Towns Built:	7
Mines Excavated:	1613	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1

New Minecraft Servers

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Join us for a wild ride filled with farting, shidding, and loggists shitting up /b/. You’ll be begging for your mommy’s teat after experiencing the madness that awaits you. And don’t worry, the shit will just keep coming, so get ready to get fucked in the most hilarious way possible.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare to have the time of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach, because things are about to get wild.

Classic Realms

Economy, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4215
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Potions Brewed:	79
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Endless Night Skies:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Classic Realms is a Minecraft survival server which strives to bring back the old classic survival experience, cutting out the nonsense from modern day servers. If you’re looking for a fun, non p2w server! Classic Realms is your best bet!Connect using bedrock with the ip: bedrock.classicrealms.net and the port 8188

play.classicrealms.net

SkeletoSMP

Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2691
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Potions Brewed:	90
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Votes:	2101	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Best survival SMP u can find . Very good staff and players friendly server everyone will be helpful join us and have fun !!!

fun.skeletosmp.com

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	591
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

skyvalleymc.servmine.com

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	449
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Zombie Dances:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

mc-seaside.eu

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9741
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	192	Towns Built:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

play.hexarchon.net

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9302
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

play.maestrea.com

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4939
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Runes Activated:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

play.ninden.net

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2376
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	393

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7153
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7033	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	73	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Void Armor Forged:	21

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2427
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3652
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Animals Bred:	53

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1386
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4050
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Villages Defended:	15
Mines Excavated:	1661	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7539
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Animals Bred:	38
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	4175	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2610
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Crops Grown:	1630
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Astral Projections Made:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com