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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9893
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Villages Defended:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

New Minecraft Servers

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BusinessCraft City Roleplay

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	961
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Buildings Constructed:	39	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Are you ready to explore a new role play server? BusinessCraft is a minecraft-survival City Roleplay server that uses custom easy to use plugins to simulate aspects of a real city. The server includes a wide selection of jobs such as: Engineer, Miner, Lumberjack, Doctor, Lawyer and many more! This server also has a government and democratic elections!Live in a cozy house in the suburbs while building your business empire downtown. You can start businesses ranging from agriculture to manufacturing, scale your business into a large corporation or keep it a small local business, or you can work for another company and enjoy everything else the city has to offer!The city has lots to explore, you can rent apartments including penthouses, explore easter eggs like the sewers, or venture into the acres of wildlife preserve just outside city limits! Buses, trains, subways, and planes can help you travel throughout the city and world. Nearly everything built within the city is player owned and operated.

play.mcbusinesscraft.com

GoldenSky Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9683
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1431	Void Gems Collected:	20
Farms Harvested:	461	Meteorites Collected:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Towns Built:	1

The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

play.golden-sky.de

Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9838
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	7413	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Emeralds Found:	8330

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

rhorizons.apexmc.co:25602

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3500
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Alien Abductions:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Magic Items Found:	5633	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1616
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mines Excavated:	4154

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

play.aethersmp.com

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6858
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Runes Activated:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

play.bloomsmp.net

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3150
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Animals Bred:	55
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3227
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6108
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Towns Built:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Dragons Tamed:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

gratopia.gg

HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1142
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2877
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Crops Grown:	9549	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8992
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Secret Passages Found:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Towns Built:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

play.haxmc.fun

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2467
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Void Gems Collected:	39
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Ores Mined:	5160	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Towns Built:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Holy Grails Found:	2

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4825
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dimension Hops:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	8

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Play.hjonkcraft.com

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8176
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

play.mcarcadia.com

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7783
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Villages Defended:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

play.safe-haven.me:25645