ProtonCraft Minecraft Server – Better than the Rest!

Domains, Communication, male reproductive organs, Minecraft, Protonmail

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being judged for your email domain? Sick of being labeled as a cock-loving anarchist? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense! Join us and leave your cock.li and riseup domains behind, because here, we only accept players with Protonmail accounts. Why, you ask? Well, because Protonmail users are obviously the superior beings of the internet, duh.

Imagine building your virtual castle with fellow Protonmail users, knowing that you are surrounded by like-minded individuals who understand the importance of privacy and security. No more awkward conversations about your questionable email domain at virtual bible study sessions – here, you can proudly flaunt your Protonmail address without fear of judgment.

So, why wait? Join our exclusive Protonmail-only Minecraft server today and experience a whole new level of online gaming. Who knew that choosing an email domain could have such a profound impact on your virtual life?

Toxin Tango: Brainwave Bash

Brainstem, Norepinephrine, Medical, tango, Bash

Yo, yo, yo! Ever wonder what your brain does while you sleep? Well, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got scientists showing you how your brain cleans itself like a boss! Picture this: your brainstem releasing norepinephrine every 50 seconds, making your blood vessels tighten and create a sick pulsing pattern. It’s like a party in your brain, dude!

And get this, that pulsating blood volume is driving the flow of brain fluid that’s kicking out all them toxins! It’s like a detox spa for your brain, all while you’re catching Z’s in Minecraft land. So come join us and let your brain get its cleanse on while you build epic creations and battle mobs like a pro. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

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SLON SERVER – LITE ANARCHY (1.16.5 – 1.21) Minecraft server

Play, Fun, Anarchy, multiplayer, 1.16.5

Light Anarchy – Play with pleasure on versions from 1.16.5 to 1.21 Quests, dungeons, events, constant updates and a lot of fun. join us!

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Sunrise Haven 1.20.6

mindfulness, mental health, self love, positivity quotes, mental strength

Yo yo yo, listen up losers! If you wanna escape the crushing reality of existence, then join our Minecraft server!

We got more blocks than a Lego factory on crack and more mobs than a Justin Bieber concert!

Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and probably getting blown up by a creeper because let’s face it, life is meaningless anyway!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and remember, at least in Minecraft, you can respawn!

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CraftyHubby420 – No Cash for Sneaky Gifts

self worth, shipping cost, Marriage, MONEY, birthday present

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro!

Join us and leave behind all the stress of dealing with a husband who can’t even save money for a surprise birthday package. On our server, you won’t have to worry about being called names like “bitch” or being accused of not caring because you’re out with friends.

Our server is a place where you can build, explore, and have a great time without any toxic relationships holding you back. Plus, we promise no one will ever make you cry in front of your friends or question your worth over $100.

So come on over and join us for a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience! Who needs a husband who quits jobs left and right when you can have a blast with us instead?

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ZenCraft SMP: Small Stuff? Not Today!

Stress Management, relaxation techniques, stress reduction, zencraft, mindfulness

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I’m on. It’s like a magical land where the grass is made of diamonds and the pigs can fly. Seriously, you gotta join us because we have the most lit community ever. We once had a dance party with creepers and skeletons, it was wild!

And don’t even get me started on the epic quests we go on. One time, we had to rescue a group of villagers from an evil army of chickens. Yeah, you heard me right, chickens with swords and armor. It was intense, bro.

But the best part is the chill vibes, man. Everyone is so cool and laid back, you can just relax and build your dream castle without any drama. So come join us and let go of all your worries, because in our SMP, anything is possible.

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