ProtonCraft Minecraft Server – Better than the Rest!

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Are you tired of being judged for your email domain? Sick of being labeled as a cock-loving anarchist? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense! Join us and leave your cock.li and riseup domains behind, because here, we only accept players with Protonmail accounts. Why, you ask? Well, because Protonmail users are obviously the superior beings of the internet, duh.

Imagine building your virtual castle with fellow Protonmail users, knowing that you are surrounded by like-minded individuals who understand the importance of privacy and security. No more awkward conversations about your questionable email domain at virtual bible study sessions – here, you can proudly flaunt your Protonmail address without fear of judgment.

So, why wait? Join our exclusive Protonmail-only Minecraft server today and experience a whole new level of online gaming. Who knew that choosing an email domain could have such a profound impact on your virtual life?

ChildhoodNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

first crush, birthday parties, Nostalgia, growing up, playing outside

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will make you feel like a kid again, but with more explosions and less nap time. Like, imagine a world where you can ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, all while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a taco. And the best part? You can build a house out of rainbow blocks and fill it with llamas wearing top hats. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where you can compete in ridiculous challenges like seeing who can eat the most cake in 60 seconds or who can build the ugliest statue of a potato. And the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt. It’s lit, fam.

So if you want to relive your childhood in the most absurd and hilarious way possible, join our Minecraft SMP server today. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies. And by cookies, I mean virtual cookies made out of pixel art. YOLO, amirite?

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MineHaven2021

self reflection, Challenges, procrastination, regrets, New Year’s resolutions

Have you ever ridden a pig off a cliff while shooting arrows at a group of creepers? No? Well, you’re missing out on all the fun on our epic Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of building a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the middle of a zombie apocalypse.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And rumor has it that if you can find the mystical Potato of Power hidden somewhere in our world, you’ll gain the ability to fly on a giant carrot.

So why waste your time doing boring stuff when you could be having the time of your life on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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NordicBunker Minecraft Server

SECURITY, defense strategy, Tension, Conflict, nato

so, liek, u know how russia is all like, “we gonna invade u, norway”? well, norway be like, “nah fam, we gonna build bomb shelters and hide in dem”.

but, liek, instead of hiding in boring old bomb shelters, u can join dis minecraft server and build ur own bomb shelter! u can make it as fancy or as basic as u want, and u can even add secret passages and traps to keep out any russian invaders.

plus, if u join dis server, u get to team up with other players to defend norway from the russian threat! u can work together to build defenses, gather resources, and strategize how to keep norway safe.

so, if u wanna be a hero and help norway prepare for the ‘worst-case scenario’, join dis minecraft server now! who knows, maybe ur bomb shelter will be the key to saving norway from the russians.

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OilRaidersGermany

Baltic Sea, european union, Tanker, Conflict, energy security

so, liek, dis minecraft server be so lit dat even countries be gettin’ involved! germany be all like “nah, u ain’t bringin’ dat oil up in here” and they straight up towin’ russian ships and stuff. u wanna be part of dis epicness, join dis server where u can be part of international drama and shenanigans. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next world leader in minecraft or somethin’. come join da fun, bro!

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Pixel Atom Labs

single-atom layers, innovation, Interacting, PIXEL, environmentally-friendly

so, liek, u kno how scientists r all smart n stuff? well, dey found out dat even single-atom layers can, liek, interact with light n stuff. dis means dat u can, liek, store ur data in a more environmentally friendly way.

imagine, u can, liek, build ur own data storage in dis minecraft server. u can, liek, create a whole new world where u can, liek, store all ur important stuff.

join dis server n be a part of dis groundbreaking discovery. u can, liek, be the first to create ur own single-atom data storage. who knos, maybe u’ll become famous for ur innovation.

so, come join us in dis crazy adventure of light and atoms in minecraft. u won’t regret it, i swear.

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ProtonCraft Minecraft Server – Better than the Rest!

ChildhoodNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

MineHaven2021

NordicBunker Minecraft Server

OilRaidersGermany

Pixel Atom Labs