Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. The server is run by a group of mischievous golems who are constantly pranking and trolling the players. Just when you think you’ve built the perfect house, they’ll turn it into a giant potato!

2. The currency on this server is not diamonds or emeralds, oh no. It’s taxes! That’s right, you have to pay taxes to the server admins in order to keep playing. But don’t worry, they accept payment in the form of virtual cookies.

3. The community on this server is like no other. We have a group of players who are convinced that a secret society called ZOG is controlling everything in the game. They’re always on the lookout for clues and trying to uncover the truth behind this mysterious organization.

4. One player, Manolo de los Santos, claims to have found a portal to another dimension within the game. He’s always posting cryptic messages in the chat and trying to recruit other players to join him on his quest to explore this strange new world.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on this insane SMP! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 94/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
Mythical Quests Completed: 45 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 14
Falling into the Void: 2 Astral Projections Made: 4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • SloMine

    SloMine

    Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17 Titanic Battles Fought: 15
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • BendersMC

    BendersMC

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • CarbonCraftXYZ

    CarbonCraftXYZ

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Playblocks

    Playblocks

    PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 22 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Vestria

    Vestria

    Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • OreoMC

    OreoMC

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 23 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • YomNetwork

    YomNetwork

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 32
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Void Gems Collected: 20 Crystal Wands Charged: 12

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • PlayFuse

    PlayFuse

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Magic Wands Crafted: 19
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • PokeLand

    PokeLand

    Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Crops Grown: 7689
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6797 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Villages Defended: 9 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Cosmos SMP

    Cosmos SMP

    The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Potions Brewed: 69
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 33
    Star Shards Collected: 167 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Respawn

    Respawn

    Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Lost Souls Rescued: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Mineverso

    Mineverso

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Cavern SMP

    Cavern SMP

    Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 52 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 38
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Infection Network

    Infection Network

    Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Fewer Network

    Fewer Network

    Welcome to the Fewer Network! We are an awesome Minecraft server that offers many different gamemodes, such as a Custom SMP (lifesteal), Custom Box (PvP arena), events with real payouts, and more! Our staff is ready to help anytime of the day, everyday of the week! Join today to discover the wonders of our imagination and what we have to offer in the future! You can even participate in the videos produced by our awesome creators!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 98 Chimeras Created: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 20 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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