Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. The server is run by a group of mischievous golems who are constantly pranking and trolling the players. Just when you think you’ve built the perfect house, they’ll turn it into a giant potato!

2. The currency on this server is not diamonds or emeralds, oh no. It’s taxes! That’s right, you have to pay taxes to the server admins in order to keep playing. But don’t worry, they accept payment in the form of virtual cookies.

3. The community on this server is like no other. We have a group of players who are convinced that a secret society called ZOG is controlling everything in the game. They’re always on the lookout for clues and trying to uncover the truth behind this mysterious organization.

4. One player, Manolo de los Santos, claims to have found a portal to another dimension within the game. He’s always posting cryptic messages in the chat and trying to recruit other players to join him on his quest to explore this strange new world.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on this insane SMP! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 95/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5
Mythical Quests Completed: 47 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
Gryphons Tamed: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
Meteorite Armor Created: 21 Meteorites Collected: 3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • BEASTCRAFT-ZA

    BEASTCRAFT-ZA

    In BEASTCRAFT-ZA you will have the ultimate experience. Our Minecraft Server has economy, strengthened with awesome plugins and great games. Join today to receive a free kit and R1000 in-game cash Created by kbgvirus and ADAM_G_100.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Animals Bred: 155

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • ABSSMP

    ABSSMP

    Anti cheat , Hardcore Revival , items with gui such as chest protection , emerald tools , login security , one player sleep , pvp if you want , pve , home , silk spawners , gifts , all versions supported .

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 257 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Zombie Dances: 7 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Tales of Conquest

    Tales of Conquest

    A great medieval role playing minecraft server that you should come and join

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 138 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Vanilla anarchy

    Vanilla anarchy

    This server is all about vanilla minecraft with no rules but still there is three rules no cheating, no duping or exploits, no lag machines i want to create a new experience for everyone to enjoy.

    Simply Vanilla server rules: 1. No cheating (hack clients, xray, killaura, radar, entity speed hack) 2. No duping and other exploits. 3. No lag machines.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Dimension Hops: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Epic Minecrafter

    Epic Minecrafter

    With 3 epic worlds Epic Minecrafter has a world for just about any way you want to play Minecraft.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Runes Activated: 6
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Oranges Prison life

    Oranges Prison life

    Orange’s Prison Life is a prison based around working and building your way to the top. Once a prisoner has proven themselves capable of living a decent life outside of prison bars, they may set themselves free. We are a non-op, economy-based server. Once free, join a clan or make your own. Build vast clan bases and protect them.. Gather resources, trade with players, and make a name for yourself. Being a hardcore, non-op classic prison server, your items are precious and hard-earned. PvP is around every corner, so you’ll continuously need to watch your back for players trying to steal your items. Our community originally opened back in 2011, and we again re-launched just this past month. Many of our original community is still playing today, but we’d love to expand and reach brand new players too. We’ve actively been working on lots of exciting new content and can’t wait to release it for all to enjoy. Come check us out – we’d love to have you!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Emeralds Found: 4833
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 11 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • FatDog Minecraft

    FatDog Minecraft

    FDMC Cauac is a Minecraft survival mode (SMP) Rated R (+18) game-world which is built, maintained, destroyed, and managed by the players themselves, in every aspect. Within the confines of the game, you, as a player, have total freedom to do as you wish and choose your own path, in any way.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Gods Slained: 0 Infinity Stones Found: 6

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • ShadyCraft

    ShadyCraft

    Faction/Economy Server with a twist of fun! Join today for your new favorite friendly server! Invite your friends for a relaxing enjoyable time to hang out with others!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 26 Divine Spears Created: 17
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 237 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Mob Arenas

    Mob Arenas

    Come join us at MobArenas, the #1 MobArenas server. Battle waves of mobs collecting points along the way. Spend those points to purchase and upgrade kits. Create parties with friends and share exp using our unique social features. Our servers are online 24/7 and updated weekly with new content. Follow us on twitter @MobArenas and visit our website www.mobarenas.com to keep updated!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • DangerSb (beta)

    DangerSb (beta)

    TakenBlock Season 3 is Live! with tons of awesome features with an awesome sky-block server to go with it /warp pvp to fight!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27 Void Gems Collected: 31
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 19

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • simpvp.net

    simpvp.net

    simpvp.net is an all-out anarchy server. We have only one (enforced) rule, and that is simply: No cheating. Which includes all forms of flymods, xray, spamming and so on. Scamming, embezzling, backstabbing, and everything of the like is completely allowed. While it is all allowed, you have to do it all on your own, every player is expected to be capable of defending themselves and gathering necessary items all on their own. Everything (except spawn) is player made, admins will only intervene with cheaters.

    The server is hosted in France, and although we don’t force people to speak English, it is an English server.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 67
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Underground Cities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Wild West Frontier

    Wild West Frontier

    Welcome to the Wild West Frontier! A friendly community where there’s always fun to be had, whether it be farming crop for a few coins or diving headfirst into the bandit underbelly. All ages welcome.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Runes Activated: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10
    Emeralds Found: 7160 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 30
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6071 Dimension Hops: 10
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 32 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Terramining II

    Terramining II

    Welcome to an amazing survival server • 24/7 • No Whitelist • Dedicated Staff • Awsome Plugins • No Lag • No Whitelist • Factions PvP • Simple and Easy Home and Chest Protection • Wild Build zones • Anti-Grief • Shops • Anti hacking

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • crafties smp

    crafties smp

    a smp server for max 20 players we have good spawn and builds join now for some stuff maybe we will meet sometime no rules directly

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Towns Built: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 14
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • MegaCraft Network

    MegaCraft Network

    Welcome to MegaCraft Network, a community-driven server that seeks to separate itself from the rest!

    Server Features Creative: ► WorldEdit and VoxelSniper ► Build Ranks RolePlay SkyBlock: ► Ore Generator ► Custom Islands Prison: ► Custom Enchants ► Tons of Unique Features Visit out Website: https://mc-mega.com Join Our Teamspeak: ts.mc-mega.com

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 41
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Love Letters Sent: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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