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Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 1800 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
Join us and discover the secret to unlimited “cooming” in Minecraft – some say it’s all thanks to the magical vibrations of the prostate while mining for diamonds! But shh, that’s our little server secret.
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary “Coombuster” sword, rumored to have the power to make your enemies “coom” in fear. Or team up with fellow players to build a giant statue of a giant cooming creeper – because why not?
So come on over and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so… stimulating?