Prosper SMP: Where the only thing sweeter than vanilla is the tears of griefers. Join now!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Tired of your smp’s dying off? Well this one never will and hasn’t for the past few years as the community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members.
Minecraft will always be the center of it all so come check out our discord and minecraft smp! We are very welcoming to new members! We are looking to build our community with dedicated players who share similar interests and ideals.
Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community!
We are pretty light on rules but we don’t tolerate clowns. Not an anarchy server though, so no hackers or griefers are allowed. So be respectful to other players and you will be fine!
All members must join the discord to join the minecraft server. Join Discord

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are new players welcome?	Yes, we are very welcoming to new members!
Are there rules for the server?	We are pretty light on rules, but we do not tolerate hackers or griefers. Be respectful to other players.
Do I need to join the discord to join the minecraft server?	Yes, all members must join the discord to join the minecraft server.
What type of projects are underway in the server?	Major build projects are constantly underway, fueled by our friendly and mature community.
Is the server community active and engaged?	Yes, the community has been active for years and continues to grow with dedicated players who share similar interests in Minecraft and other games.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6420
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

DIMES, Faction, long tail tags

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3318
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Magic Items Found:	8041	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Potions Brewed:	191	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Gods Slained:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Towns Built:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Villages Defended:	12

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

BlockyWorldChanger

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

HezbollahHavoc, Minecraft, Server

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got air strikes goin down like it’s nobody’s business. we just destroyed 100 hezbollah rocket launchers with our epic skills. come join the madness and see what other insane shenanigans we got goin on. build, battle, and blow stuff up with us. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s wreck some havoc together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	183	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO

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come join our epic minecraft server where we are as ready for war as russia is for arctic war with nato! we have polar bears riding tanks, penguins launching missiles, and snowmen with bazookas! you can build your own ice fortress and defend it against enemy invasions, or team up with your friends to conquer the arctic wasteland. join now and show nato who’s boss in the frozen tundra of minecraft!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	436	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Astral Projections Made:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Bodily Mysteries Server

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join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house out of GIANT CHEESE BLOCKS and ride on flying pigs to battle evil unicorns with LASER EYES.

we have secret portals that lead to a land made entirely of CANDY where you can ride on marshmallow clouds and duel with gummy bears for ultimate supremacy.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary DIAMOND BANANA that grants you unlimited power and turns all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

come join us and explore the mysteries of the universe while riding on rainbow llamas and fighting off zombie chickens with your trusty rubber chicken sword.

who needs to know what’s happening inside your body when you can be living out your wildest dreams in our insane minecraft world?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4743	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

ProteinCraft: High-Fat Fun!

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, man! We got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and chickens laying golden eggs! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here!

And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a special potion that turns you into a super buff warrior with diamond armor and a sword that shoots fireballs! You’ll be unstoppable, bro!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep underground that’s guarded by a pack of evil zombie villagers. But if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a mountain of diamonds and emeralds!

So come on, join the madness and let’s conquer this crazy Minecraft world together! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun, am I right?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Ace7MC

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Discover a versatile Minecraft server with four exciting options:

Creative Server: An open world where you can build and design without limits. Survival Vanilla: Classic survival gameplay with added perks to enhance your experience. MysticArcana: A unique server mode featuring the custom MysticArcana plugin, offering specialized classes and gameplay twists. SMP Community: Join our whitelist to become part of a close-knit community, with the option to host your own world.

Whether you’re into creative building, survival adventures, magical gameplay, or running your own SMP world, our server has something for everyone.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ores Mined:	7386
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Executed Network

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Join us in this brand new minecraft server What we offer? Kit-PvP Lifesteal And events Partner for even free events!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Welcome to Alathra: Where you can pretend you’re a Minecraft president and start Minecraft wars for fun and giggles!

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Alathra: New Frontiers

A Worldbuilding, Geopolitical, Light Roleplay Server. NOW WITH ALL NEW FISHING!

IP	play.alathramc.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/VCEvJ4kE
Website	https://alathra.com/

Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain.

All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, and organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

Key Features:

Custom Fishing
Towny
Lore, RP & Worldbuilding
Custom World
Custom Plugins
Movecraft
Brewing
Custom Mobs and Animals
Custom Nether Mobs and Biomes

For more detailed FAQ, please refer to the extensive FAQ below.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I start my own town or city?	Yes, with Towny you can create your own towns and cities or join existing ones.
Is there a unique lore and roleplay aspect to Alathra?	Yes, Alathra focuses on lore, roleplay, and worldbuilding, allowing players to create their own stories.
Are there custom plugins on Alathra?	Yes, there are custom plugins developed by the Alathra team to enhance gameplay.
Can I create moveable ships on Alathra?	Yes, Movecraft allows players to create moveable ships, from small boats to large vessels.
Are there custom mobs and animals on Alathra?	Yes, Alathra features custom passive and aggressive mobs, adding to the gameplay experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4030	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	337051	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Boss Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our fearless leader is none other than the legendary Skibidi Sigma, who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game.

Join us for epic battles against hordes of evil Goons, who are always up to no good and will keep you on your toes. But don’t worry, our community is always ready to lend a hand and ask the important questions like “how long until we defeat these pesky Goons?”

So come on down and join the madness, where the only rule is to have a good time. And remember, when Skibidi says jump, you ask how high!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Animals Bred:	83	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Runes Activated:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

> Pissi Cuckittini Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further than Pissi Cuckittini SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and shenanigans galore.

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken fight club. That’s right, chickens duking it out in an epic battle for supremacy. And guess what? You’re the referee! Will you be able to keep the peace or will feathers fly?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. Will you be the one to wield this mighty tool and become the ultimate miner?

And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep. He’s been known to pull off some of the most epic pranks in Minecraft history. Will you be his next target or will you join forces with him to pull off the ultimate prank on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join Pissi Cuckittini SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.