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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 6916 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Rumor has it that if you survive a night in our world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Ender Dragon named Steve.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the meme that became prophetic in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever play on!