ProMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty Creepers and Rainbow Sheep: Where Artists and Trans Folks Rule the World!

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Want to join a server where the players are always on the defensive, ready to protect their precious diamonds at all costs? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who believe they deserve everything handed to them on a silver plate – literally, we have a special silver plate item that gives you special powers in-game!

But that’s not all – our server is also known for its wild and wacky community events. Last week, we had a giant chicken race where players rode on chickens around a track while trying to dodge obstacles. And next week, we’re planning a massive fireworks display that will light up the entire server.

So why wait? Join our server now and see why most artists end up trooning out after a few years – whatever that means! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Blocky McBlockface: The Adventures of Steve and Friends

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nobody understands your true identity? Look no further, because on our server, you will find a character that is literally YOU. Yes, you heard that right. This character is so eerily similar to you that it’s practically your twin. People will stop you on the street just to comment on how identical you are to this character. It’s like looking in a mirror, but in Minecraft form. Join our server and embrace your true self, because this character is indisputably you. Who knows, maybe this character will become self-aware and start questioning its own existence. The possibilities are endless on our server, where you can finally find your place in this world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and discover the true meaning of identity crisis in the most hilarious way possible!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Crafting Craziness: Where Tourette’s meets Minecraft Madness!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft adventure where anything is possible.

Our server is so crazy, even Tourette’s can be beaten! That’s right, we’ve had players come on with Tourette’s and miraculously cure themselves just by playing on our server. It’s like magic, but with blocks.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you see our players in action. We’ve got players who have been watching for hours without popping off, it’s like they’re superhuman or something. Who knows what other crazy abilities they might have?

So come join us on our mysterious and sus-filled Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination. Who knows, you might even cure yourself of Tourette’s while you’re at it. Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	939778
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Blocky Shenanigans

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll question if you’ve stumbled into a whole new country! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret society of dancing llamas. Explore our vast landscapes, from the mystical Mushroom Forest to the treacherous Cactus Canyon.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a group of mischievous villagers have formed a rebellion against the oppressive rule of the chickens. Will you join forces with the pigs to overthrow the feathered tyrants? Or will you choose to align yourself with the mysterious Endermen, who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking the secrets of the Nether?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and see for yourself if this is even a real country… or just a crazy dream brought to life in blocky form!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Crafty AF – Mine for Days

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wacky place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, or team up with your friends to take on a horde of zombie villagers riding on flying pigs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops out diamonds. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that magical madness?

So come on down and join us for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughing so hard. See you there!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Crafty McCraftface: Just Got This Server

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Get ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Our server is like no other, filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. You’ll have the chance to ride on a dragon, build a castle made entirely out of candy, and battle against a horde of evil llamas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a land filled with dancing creepers and singing villagers.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the sky is purple, the water is made of rainbow juice, and the only rule is to have fun? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	548
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Crafty Nationalist Crew: Building Blocks of Unity

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Are you tired of sitting around on the internet complaining about the state of the world? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and become part of a nationalist movement like never before. Fight against the evil kikes and be the change you want to see in the world. But beware, the feds may try to stop you, so be prepared for an epic battle like no other. Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Diamonds & Lols – Mine, Craft, LOL with Friends!

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Are you tired of playing regular old Minecraft and want to spice things up with a little bit of Yu-Gi-Oh! action? Look no further than our server, where we fuse bodies and steal the show in epic duels!

Join us for the Duel Links Speed General #2451Stealing the show edition, where we focus on the SPEED duel format of the game. And if that’s not enough, we also welcome classic Yu-Gi-Oh! anime discussions because why not?

But wait, there’s more! We’ve been celebrating the 2500 days since launch event with dream tickets and gems, and the upcoming events include a Mizar rerun and Dennis unlock.

If you need resources for info on Legendary Duelists, Skills, decklists, events, etc., we’ve got you covered with links to the Yu-Gi-Oh! Wiki, Official Duel Links Page, and even a Yu-Gi-Oh! Probability Calculator because who doesn’t love a good probability calculation in the midst of a duel?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and get ready to duel like never before!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	93
Star Shards Collected:	146	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Blocky Love Triangle: Where Creeper’s Aren’t the Only Ones Exploding

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as finding your girlfriend’s panties in your brother’s bed? Look no further! Join our server and embrace the chaos – because who knows what other crazy surprises await you in the world of blocky adventures. Whether you’re building giant panty-shaped structures or embarking on quests to uncover the truth behind mysterious panty disappearances, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together – panties optional!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Prison Break Craft: Where Even the Toughest Male Delinquents Can’t Escape!

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Are you tired of boring, cringey Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that is kind of gay and stinks of semen? Look no further! Our server is perfect for male delinquents looking for a wild time.

But wait, there’s more! We also have female delinquents with long skirts and cold attitudes. They may be bold and cute, but they will definitely keep you on your toes. Plus, who wouldn’t want to provide for a girl like that?

Join our server now for a crazy, outrageous experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be prepared for the unexpected and be ready to embrace the chaos!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Blocky Decisions: Left or Right?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have you mining and crafting all day? Well, look no further because our server will have you questioning your very existence with the age-old question: left or right?

Join our server for the chance to embark on epic quests where you must choose between going left or right, with each path leading to wild adventures and crazy challenges. Will you choose the path of righteousness and conquer the land, or will you go left and end up in a land of talking chickens and dancing creepers? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – our server also features a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted disco ball that grants wishes (or just makes your dance moves even more epic).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember: when in doubt, always go left. Or was it right? Oh well, just pick a direction and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where Even Creepers Say ‘OH GOOD GOD’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to rescue you from the depths of boredom!

Join us on our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving unicorn.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of dancing chickens who will teach you the ancient art of chicken ballet.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant, fire-breathing llama who only speaks in Shakespearean insults?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Potions Brewed:	106
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

WaifuCraft: Where your 2D dreams become 3D reality!

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a classic Touhou game…but with chuddies! That’s right, you can battle it out with your friends while wearing your favorite pair of chuddies for extra protection and style points.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chuddie King, who will grant you special powers and abilities if you can defeat him in a chuddie-wearing duel. Rumor has it that the Chuddie King once defeated an entire army of creepers with just one flick of his chuddie.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most chuddie-filled adventure of your Minecraft life! Who knows, you might even become the next Chuddie Champion and rule over the land in your stylish underwear.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Back in Block City

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Hey there, sleepyhead! Looking for a reason to crawl out of your dark, depressing hole? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Our Minecraft server is like a magical land where unicorns fart rainbows and creepers dance the Macarena.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, build a castle made entirely of cheese, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet seat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Blocktopus, a creature rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Kaii’s Kooky Craft Kingdom

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a manga come to life! Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, quests to find rare enchanted items, and even a secret underground society of friendly Endermen who throw the best parties in town. You’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a world where the impossible becomes possible!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Void Gems Collected:	18