ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of being a peasant in the realm of Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a respected member of society once again? Look no further than our server, where we will turn your joke of a profession into a hilarious success story!

Join our SMP and watch as your once highly respected profession becomes the talk of the town. From being a lowly chicken farmer to a prestigious potato harvester, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server with your newfound comedic talents!

So why wait? Join us today and let’s turn your profession into a joke worth laughing at!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 103/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 14

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

New Minecraft Servers

  • DonutSMP

    DonutSMP

    DonutSMP is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. The server is joinable on any version. The donutsmp ip is donutsmp.net

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Chimeras Created: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • 1Vie.fr

    1Vie.fr

    ANARCHY HARDCORE SERVER The Minecraft server 1Vie.fr offers you the opportunity to test your survival and adaptation skills in an ultra-hostile environment in a totally anarchic atmosphere. 1Vie.fr offers its members the opportunity to rediscover their primary instincts in an ultra hardcore game without plugins (100% Vanilla) and without life regeneration.VANILLA | 0 Plugins 1vie.fr is faithful to the unique Minecraft Vanilla survival experience. There are 0 plugins or mods that alter the basic gameplay experience that players are looking for. Quickly join a hostile world with other people. Will they be your allies? Or your enemies… It’s up to you!SURVIVAL | Hardly On your first login you will be randomly teleported to the pre-generated map. Find your wild instincts because here there is no room for error. The ultra-hardcore experience will not do you any favours. The first time you make a mistake, you’ll be kicked off the server.RELATION | Unpredictable Would you kill the first person you meet or would they kill you? If you were to meet a player, would they be a potential ally or prey? Are you being watched? These are the questions that you must continually ask yourself on 1Life.com and only you have the answers. We can only offer you the playground.Join the adventure: https://1vie.fr/en / IP: play.1vie.fr

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Farms Harvested: 651 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Raw Vanilla

    Raw Vanilla

    Notes: 100 Block Spawn Protection, Daily Backups!Server Features: Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No LimitsServer Rules (Permanent Ban): No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Raying, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb. Server Rules (Allowed): PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Griefing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading.Server Discord: https://discord.gg/UjXbz3rW

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 19
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WolfyCraft

    WolfyCraft

    »» WolfyCraft «« ———————————- WolfyCraft is a friendly server, that you’re bound to enjoy! We aim to provide a relaxing enviroment where you can build, craft, and enjoy playing with your friends and other players! -[Pixelmon]

    > Join our Pixelmon server, where you can enjoy a brand new custom world, explore it with other trainers, capture all the Pokemons and beat our gyms! -[Factions]

    > Ready for some war? Looking to make the coolest base ever? Come and join us, and show the world your domination. I hope you remember how to make a TNT Cannon! -[Survival/Creative]

    > Want to let your creative side out and just build? Well no worries! You can do that too, come and relax, build, and share your creations with others. -[Friendly Community]

    > Our server isn’t just a server, it’s a community, a place for people to come and relax, have fun, play and meet new people. You will be welcome here! We hope to see you here soon!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 239 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Meteorite Armor Created: 10 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MetaMechanists

    MetaMechanists

    Design huge factories, automate everything, become invincible, go to space, build cool stuff. Our powerful server hardware allows for all kinds of crazy builds without impacting performance. We’re centered around Slimefun, a plugin that adds everything from backpacks to nuclear reactors to logistic systems. Unfamiliar with Slimefun? Our community and staff members will be happy to help you learn.Progress through a free rank system by crafting increasingly advanced Slimefun items to gain perks. The server is entirely volunteer-run with no pay-to-win aspects. We host events regularly and focus on maintain a strong community, focusing on quality over quantity.[IP address] play.metamechanists.org [Discord] https://discord.gg/6Ew8BYxUtZ [Website] https://metamechanists.org

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Taco Haven

    Taco Haven

    Anti-grief community centered semi-vanilla smp with a player based economy. Player statements: “Every second I was on felt like something you could only get there. I love that the mods, and owners are really easy to reach out to, and their just all around likeable people.” -whoisthefox 2021

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Epic Battles Fought: 9
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ProjectOzone3 by CraftersLand

    ProjectOzone3 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: po3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention island claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > ProjectOzone3 Kappa Mode Modpack

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 10
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ColdNetwork

    ColdNetwork

    Social community, great gamemodes including: OPFactions, OPSkyBlock, KitMap, HCFactions and Practice. We have an experienced management team which makes everything more fun for players. We also have a good anticheat which IPbans and active staff members.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Tekkit by CraftersLand Towns Clans

    Tekkit by CraftersLand Towns Clans

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░> Server address: tekkit.craftersland.net:25567░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Server hosted in DataCenter on a Dedicated Server in Canada near USA border. > Online 24/7. > MyTown Mod for land protection. > Economy, Server shops, Players Market, Rewards, Crates. > Clans, PvP. > Live Maps.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Elitecraft Survival Community

    Elitecraft Survival Community

    UK Minecraft Server – Slimefun, Economy, Games, Arenas, PvE, New Map, Land Claims, Quests, Pets, Ranks, Custom Items, Elevators, and more. Join our server now, and immerse yourself in the ultimate Minecraft experience! Here we have the best community in Minecraft.This is why we pride ourselves in having the perfect balance of players to make sure everyone feels at home. No matter who you are at what age, we are the place for you! Just follow the rules and have fun.Our server consists of multiple worlds first our Survival world is the primary world of EC. Founded in 2011, we now have years of experience. Here we provide a welcoming community for new and veteran players alike to build, enjoy and feel at home. We offer advanced grief protection including chest locks, user-based land protection, disabled explosions, map backups and if rollbacks, to undo grief if necessary. PvP is disabled everywhere Except in the nether and it is quick and easy to join and start building. At our Creative world, you can enjoy a fun Multiplayer creative experience with all your friends, with no grief. Additionally, we offer FULL creative mode, lots of protected land for anyone to claim, lots of permissions for players such as /warp, /tpa and /plot, a system which is guaranteed to prevent grief. Players can use almost every item the game has to offer, and even some World editing commands. Our SkyBlock world offers each player their own private SB island for them and their friends to build on. Here there is no grief or PvP, and an awesome economy so you can sell your junk for new equipment. —–

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Star Shards Collected: 221
    Runes Activated: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 17 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Emeralds Found: 8823
    Divine Spears Created: 21 Alien Abductions: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PangMC

    PangMC

    Welcome to PangMC Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! Whether it’s custom survival or a superflat challenge, there’s always something fun happening on our server. What are you waiting for? Join PangMC Network today and experience Minecraft like never before.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 129
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PangaeaEarth

    PangaeaEarth

    PangaeaEarth, a geopolitical Minecraft server with a Pangaea map.The map is approximately 4.5k by 5k, running on the towny claiming system. Although targeted more towards the casual, building type of player, the server will have systems set up in place for those more wanting of pvp. With that being stated, come join us in PangaeaEarth!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 44 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Mines Excavated: 4503 Falling into the Void: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RiotSMP

    RiotSMP

    Welcome to RiotSMP – where the spirit of camaraderie meets the thrill of survival! Dive into the adrenaline-fueled world of our Factions Survival Server, where alliances are forged, enemies are made, and every decision could mean the difference between dominance and defeat.Factions Survival: Prepare for an immersive survival experience like no other. Join or create factions, band together with allies, and conquer territory as you strive for supremacy in the unforgiving wilderness of RiotSMP.Epic PvP Battles: Test your mettle in epic player versus player battles that will push your skills to the limit. From intense skirmishes to full-scale faction wars, the battlegrounds of RiotSMP are ripe for conquest.Base Building: Establish your stronghold and fortify your defenses against rival factions. Strategically design your base, gather resources, and fend off attacks as you fight to maintain your place at the top of the food chain.Diplomacy and Betrayal: Navigate the intricate web of alliances and rivalries that define the world of RiotSMP. Forge alliances with other factions, negotiate treaties, or engage in acts of subterfuge to outmaneuver your enemies.Dynamic Community: Join a vibrant community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share your passion for adventure and competition. Whether you’re forging alliances or plotting conquests, RiotSMP is the ultimate playground for social interaction and strategic gameplay.Events and Challenges: Keep the excitement alive with regularly scheduled events and challenges that will put your faction to the test. From treasure hunts to raid events, there’s always something new and exciting happening on RiotSMP.Join RiotSMP now and carve out your place in a world where alliances are forged, battles are fought, and legends are born. Are you ready to rise to the top and claim your rightful place as the dominant force in RiotSMP? The adventure awaits!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 13 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Bharat MC

    Bharat MC

    BharatMC is an Indian-based Minecraft server dedicated to delivering a seamless gaming experience with low-latency gameplay (ping range: 30-70) for players throughout Asia. Under the ownership of the renowned YouTuber Roiz Gaming, boasting an impressive subscriber count of over 27k+, the server offers an immersive gaming environment featuring diverse game modes and inclusive features. Key Features: – Game Modes: Explore a plethora of game modes, including Bedwars, Skywars, Parkour, Lifesteal, PvP, PVE, Factions, KitPvP, and Survival Games. – Community Engagement: Immerse yourself in the vibrant community through a dedicated Discord server for real-time updates and interaction. – YouTube Presence: Roiz Gaming’s YouTube channel keeps players informed with the latest updates, events, and highlights. Ranks and Perks: – Free Perks: Newcomers receive generous free perks upon joining the server. – Custom Economy Token: Engage in a unique in-game economy with custom tokens. – Automatic Store: A fully in-game automatic store ensures secure transactions and convenience. – Collectibles: Receive collectibles, reminiscent of the Hypixel server, for free, promoting a balanced and equal playing field. – Ranks: Unlock exclusive perks and privileges with various ranks, enhancing your gameplay experience.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Legendaryz Survival

    Legendaryz Survival

    A Minecraft RPG server is a game environment created by players, which seeks to offer a more immersive and challenging experience than the original game. On this server, you will be able to find new types of monsters (so-called mobs) in 3D, which offer new challenges to the player.In addition, there will be new tools, which can be used to face these new monsters, and also to build and explore the game world. There will also be quests, that is, missions that the player can complete to earn rewards, and a land acquisition system, which will allow players to build their own houses and bases.The server will also have a clan system, which will allow players to join other players to form groups and work together to achieve common goals. There will be a clan war, where groups will be able to compete against each other to prove who is the strongest and conquer new territories.In addition, the server will also have a store system, where players can sell and buy items and resources with other players, and also a VIP system, which offers exclusive benefits for those who wish to contribute to the maintenance of the server.In short, a Minecraft RPG server is a more complex and challenging gaming environment that offers new challenges and opportunities for players. If you haven’t tried it yet, it’s worth giving it a try and discovering everything it has to offer!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15 Magic Crystals Found: 17
    Void Gems Collected: 25 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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