ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of being a peasant in the realm of Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a respected member of society once again? Look no further than our server, where we will turn your joke of a profession into a hilarious success story!

Join our SMP and watch as your once highly respected profession becomes the talk of the town. From being a lowly chicken farmer to a prestigious potato harvester, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server with your newfound comedic talents!

So why wait? Join us today and let’s turn your profession into a joke worth laughing at!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 110/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 26
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Lava Rising

    Lava Rising

    Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Animals Bred: 175
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Obtain the Grain OTG

    Obtain the Grain OTG

    SERVER IP: play.otgmc.com – We use a custom resource pack on OTG that requires you have OPTIFINE downloaded and installed before joining. – Resource pack includes: 500+ Unique Item/Weapon Textures; which includes, 52+ Armor Textures, 15 Custom Elytra’s, 12+ Custom Hats. – 9 Unique Themed Islands to explore and loot. Each Island has 2-5 Points of Interests for fast travel with a dungeon to delve into that has a boss at the end and a mine to gather resources from. – NPCs with Leveling/Daily Quest’s and a Main Adventure Quest. – /Rankup system to make your kit equipment stronger. Climb through 15+ ranks! – Attribute system, the longer you stay alive the more your attributes climb. – Mines for resources. (Building and breaking of blocks is limited to mines and plots.) – Dynamic /shop in Spawn Kingdom, prices fluctuate!- Player Plots for Rent in spawn and on every island! – PvPvE, 1 Safezone per Island. – Custom Monsters/Bosses with unique drop tables. – Loot Chests (Crafting of most items is disabled, you’ll have to loot!) – Built in economy with an emphasis on a player market. – Use /guild to party up with friends!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Magical Moments Shared: 25
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Gamerland

    Gamerland

    Welcome to Gamerland, a survival server that offers a unique and challenging experience for players who are looking for something different. Similar to an SMP, Gamerland offers a vast open world where players can explore, build, and survive. But unlike other servers, Gamerland is packed with plugins that completely change the game’s strategies and goals.One of the most significant features of Gamerland is the custom structures and items with strong abilities and drugs. These items are rare and valuable, and players can sell them for points, which is the currency used on the server. Points can be used to purchase a wide range of items, including custom gear, weapons, and tools that can help players survive in the harsh environment.Players with cracked Minecraft can play on the server, and there are teams that players can create and officialize. Official teams receive in-game bonuses such as protected areas, which can be an excellent way to stay safe from other players who might be looking to steal valuable items.Another exciting feature of Gamerland is the jobs that players can complete. These include the Bank Heist and the Drug Laboratory Robbery, which offer players a unique challenge and the chance to earn valuable points.Overall, Gamerland offers the best gaming experience for all players, whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the game. With custom structures, unique items, and exciting jobs to complete, there’s never a dull moment on this survival server. So join us today and start your adventure in Gamerland!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RealmWars

    RealmWars

    Welcome to the RealmWars Minecraft server! Never pay to win, always friendly.RealmWars is a friendly and welcoming community that offers a unique Towny experience. With a focus on player-driven economy, roleplay, and friendly competition, we aim to provide a fun and immersive experience for all players. Features: – Towny: Build and expand your own town, join a nation, and compete for resources and territory. – Economy: Participate in a player-driven economy and trade with others for goods and services. – Jobs: Join a job and immerse yourself in the world of RealmWars! – McMMO: Adds new mechanics and features to the game, including a skill system, special abilities, and unique experiences for players.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Villages Defended: 16 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Falling into the Void: 0
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 50 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 3550

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DemonsCraft

    DemonsCraft

    Minecraft survival/rankup server, with Mcmmo, pets, VIPs, Plots and much more. Come meet and call your friends, fast support. interaction, events, I believe you won’t regret it

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Astral Amulets Crafted: 39
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Magic Crystals Found: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Stealcadia

    Stealcadia

    Unique Lifesteal Server with Custom Weapons, very fun and lots of PvP! Stealcadia also comes with Unique Boss Fights, never seen on other servers before! It’s truly one of a kind.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 173 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • BLITHE

    BLITHE

    We are a Whitelisted semi-vanilla survival server enhanced with; an armor-stand editor, proximity chat, mini-blocks, and other plugins that give players the closest gameplay experiences to that of Hermitcraft. Most other plugins used are for moderation and lag efficiency like Core Protect which helps keep our community a safe and friendly place this means there are no plugins that drastically alter the vanilla experience such as; /landclaim, /sethome, or /tpask /tpahere.We also have new bonus servers available! Including Last-Life and a creative test Server! Here at Blithe, we encourage creativity; mega-bases, player shops, minigames, group builds, redstone projects, cityscapes, or anything else. If you can dream it we want to see it!Join Today!www.blithemc.co

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7052 Ores Mined: 5235

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Renascence

    Renascence

    Some features of Renascence: Daily login rewards Mounts Quests Pinata Party Slimefun Player Shops Community Events Dungeons Towny Coreprotect Leveling system Aurelius Skills Custom Generated Terrain

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 23
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minetality Vanilla Survival Server

    Minetality Vanilla Survival Server

    Welcome to Minetality, where the focus is on fun and community!We strive to create an environment where players can come together and enjoy the game with like-minded individuals. Whether you’re into building, redstone, or just exploring, there’s something for everyone here.Embark on a journey of pure vanilla survival, whether you like to build on your own or join the bustling community town and collaborate on exciting projects with your fellow playersThe server features a whitelist world border, providing a safe haven for whitelisted players to build and create without the worry of griefing or theft.Rules: – No cheating, grefing, stealing or duping allowed.Come join us at play.minetality.net and start your adventure!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 27
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Treasure Maps Found: 13
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • All The Mods 6 by CraftersLand

    All The Mods 6 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: atm6.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > All The Mods 6 – 1.16.5 Modpack

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Towns Built: 7 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 43 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • FourLeaf

    FourLeaf

    Classic Chill Survival SMP 1.20.1 A easy understanding server yet unique experience like no other survival server! Join us now and become a cool survival ! Feature Custom Fishing Custom Mining 550+ quests BlackMarket deal F2P Friendly Staff] PVE Arena Daily Reward

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 87
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 382 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • GroundedMC

    GroundedMC

    GroundedMC is an Economy Survival server but still keeps the vanilla feel that everyone loves! We have an amazing community of members!! Choose to play competitively, focus on building or just come to hang with friends and play some of our event mini games!Grind for in game ranks and keys or purchase ranks and keys from our webstore – everyone can play!! Also, be sure to join us for events and giveaways as we love to spoil our community!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 20 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Minecraft Network

    Minecraft Network

    We are an active SMP with over 2k members on our discord. We have MoreMobHeads and Claims plugins. Also, we have the BlazeAndCaves Advancements Datapack.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Vanilla Fun

    Vanilla Fun

    About Hello! My name is Jack, owner of Vanilla Fun / Survival Fun. Vanilla Fun is a brand new sister server/community to our main server, Survival Fun looking to branch out and invite all kinds of players from all over the world to come together and play some Minecraft. Since we just started, we are all working on our bases, shops and its the perfect time for you to come join us and build up this new world. Come join and participate in our weekly events, have fun with our proximity voice chat feature, and make some new friends for life!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • The Book Of Ventura

    The Book Of Ventura

    Welcome to The Book Of VenturaThe Book Of Ventura is a high fantasy, medieval roleplay server with a hint of steam punk.This server is very unique and unlike any other! We have things like:– An audio plugin – Particle effects which show when someone cast magic – Unique player events – Familiar, yet customized races such as Elves, Orcs, Dwarves, Humans, Halflings, and our Metal Men – Custom Lore, including Geography, Pantheons, Fauna, and the mysterious element of MagicTo gain access to the server you first must visit the website as it is whitelist only!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 26 Runes Activated: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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