ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of being a peasant in the realm of Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a respected member of society once again? Look no further than our server, where we will turn your joke of a profession into a hilarious success story!

Join our SMP and watch as your once highly respected profession becomes the talk of the town. From being a lowly chicken farmer to a prestigious potato harvester, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server with your newfound comedic talents!

So why wait? Join us today and let’s turn your profession into a joke worth laughing at!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 101/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 467 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 80
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 46

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

New Minecraft Servers

  • NugCraft

    NugCraft

    Drug Economy/ Factions server! -Parkour -Most wanted mod! Jail and Cops being added atm The Server is new, but there are already a ton of secure plugins put in place to have smooth gameplay. There is a black market in spawn where you can sell the three drugs you farm(Weed, Acid, and Coke). We will be adding more drugs soon, but you are also able to sell many other items at the shop in spawn or through chat. Server name: NugCraft Server Ip: [51.81.163.239]

    Come join and possibly receive rewards! Owners: – Shower -Fourskin

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 32
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • XyroCraft

    XyroCraft

    Xyrocraft Minecraft server on 1.20+ (primary) you can use version 1.19+. We give to you Slimefun survival, Survival whitelist Vanilla, SkyBlock. We have 24/7 active support (not every time, but 99,9% of time we do) Server is 24/7 online, so you can play long as you want. We are going to get more, but right now we have only these.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Govindas Limework – Unique Gamemodes & Small Family-like Community

    Govindas Limework – Unique Gamemodes & Small Family-like Community
    A lot of content and frequent updates! (custom coded) Our server is started at 2015-01-14 and its been under development ever since! We focus on enjoyment of low player count, so just 2-4 players can experience the full fun of the server!

    Gamemodes:

    Castle Wars: Train and command your own AI army and battle other players AI armies! The first Real Time Strategy game in Minecraft!

    Knockout: Really addicting and fast-paced minigame, the goal is simple: knocking players off the platform.

    Mini Sky Walls: The Walls and Sky Wars spin-off. Contains the best features of both gamemodes!

    The Mining Camp: Fun grinding game, much like Prison. Go through different caves and unlock more stuff!

    Friendly Survival: 10+ dimensions, realistic water mechanics, slimefun and seasons!

    Parkour: Hard and challenging jumps, plenty of checkpoints. A couple of well-balanced parkours.

    Bomberman: Minecraft minigame based on an old arcade with the same name. Use bombs to trap and destroy your opponents.

    Govindas Survival Games: a massively-modified version of SG, with a pinch of custom loot from RPG games!

    Spleent: destroy the map with TNT and knock your opponents! A really spectacular and awesome minigame!

    Snowball: use snowballs to kill your enemies! A simplified but addicting version of CS:GO!

    1v1: duel your opponents using a massive amount of modifiers!

    Elemental Archers: a unique mode of its kind. Battle solo or in teams against other people using a range of different abilities.

    Creative World: a well-known creative world minigame with a plenty of content of ease your existence. Ranging from simple armour stand creators to custom and easy-to-use programming language!

    A lot of other awesome features await you on the server! Feel free to join now!

    Server IP: MC.LIMEWORK.NETWebsite: limework.net/

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Potions Brewed: 145 Alien Abductions: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 45 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Prison Alcatraz

    Prison Alcatraz

    Hey there!

    Prison Alcatraz is a 1.7 – 1.17 OP Prison server, with a return to original prison experiences. We are a home to many players, new and old.

    Come join our friendly community and start your adventure on PrisonAlcatraz today! We’re lag free, dedicated host, and running 24/7! We welcome players from all parts of the globe, and any language is allowed on our server.

    Check out what the server has to offer: https://prisonalcatraz.buycraft.net/ or chat with us on our Discord – IP: https://discord.io/PrisonAlcatraz

    Minecraft server IP: PrisonAlcatraz.com Join us today!

    See you there!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Magic Items Found: 6732
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Imperfect

    Imperfect

    FUN MINECRAFT SERVER LETS PLAY TOGETHER

    WE ARE IMPERFECT COME TRUE

    Survival Server Better Experience

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 18
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 33
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MC64 : Semi-Anarchy [1.20.4]

    MC64 : Semi-Anarchy [1.20.4]
    “What is MC64?”

      MC64 is a semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation.

      We allow in-game hacks and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.

    History:

      This is the second official release of MC64! Our community started in July 2021 with the first release of MC64. The server grew and grew but stopped prematurely due to critical some MySQL database errors, that would have forced a complete reset. The server went offline for a year but our community stayed alive through discord. During the summer, I had a bit more time on my hands, so I decide to work on getting the server up and running again. After a couple months of some trials and tribulations, I’m happy to announce the server is now officially open again!

    Features:

        1.20.4 PVP / SMP  New; officially re-released 09/08/2023  Semi Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership  Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP  Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs  Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities  Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes  Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands  Not pay to win; Non-profit

    Java edition only.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Alien Abductions: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HoneyCraft

    HoneyCraft

    HoneyCraft is a whitelisted vanilla minecraft server for you! Indulge in your own playing style and build anything your heart desires. Invite friends, make new friends and participate in different events. Can’t you wait to join our fun community? Join our Discord to get a whitelist!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8 Living Shadows Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Broomstix [SMP] [Semi-Vanilla] [Creative] {FlySundays} {Claims} {Classic} {Bedrock-Java}

    Broomstix [SMP] [Semi-Vanilla] [Creative] {FlySundays} {Claims} {Classic} {Bedrock-Java}
    IP: play.broomstix.netBEDROCK IP: play.broomstix.netPorts: DefaultDiscord server (w/ voice channels): http://discord.broomstix.net/

    Online In-game map: https://map.broomstix.net/

    Features:– Running with backwards compatibility on the latest Minecraft version.– Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required).– Hard difficulty.– Free fly in the overworld every Sunday. – Unique land claiming (not golden shovel).– Bartering economy system.– No grief.– Exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory.– Random teleportation allowed in the overworld and nether.– In-game private messaging, homes and /sethome and player to player teleportation (/home, /w, /msg, /tell, /r, /tpa, /tpahere)– Minecraft-Discord integration to interact with the community even when away from the game.– Voting ranks and rewards.– Server shops, a public market, and tutorial warps.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Astral Amulets Crafted: 40
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • MagicWorld

    MagicWorld

    Server name: MagicWorld Server opening hours: Open 24 hours a day Audit pipeline: No audit required IP: MC66.CC DC group: https://discord.gg/FzUmUTG

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 16 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Skytten Network

    Skytten Network

    Here you will find everything you need to improve your gaming experience. We offer rankup ranges, box keys. etc, so you can get everything you need to build and conquer.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Potions Brewed: 194 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 28
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • BD Crafters

    BD Crafters
    ▬▬▢BD CRAFTERS NETWORK▢▬▬

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    ☛ɪᴘ ᴀᴅʀᴇꜱꜱ:☛ ᴊᴀᴠᴀ ᴇᴅɪᴛɪᴏɴ- ɪᴘ: bdcrafters.bitbyte.host:42069☛ ᴘᴏᴄᴋᴇᴛ/ʙᴇᴅʀᴏᴄᴋ ᴇᴅɪᴛɪᴏɴ- ɪᴘ: bdcrafters.bitbyte.host ᴘᴏʀᴛ: 42069

    ▪ ꜰᴇᴀᴛᴜʀᴇꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴏᴜʀ ꜱᴇʀᴠᴇʀ:✔ 24/7 ᴏɴʟɪɴᴇ✔ ʟᴏᴡ ᴘɪɴɢ [0-40] (ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ɪɴ ʙᴀɴɢʟᴀᴅᴇꜱʜ)✔ ɴᴏ ʟᴀɢ✔ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀꜰᴜʟʟ ꜱᴇᴄᴜʀɪᴛʏ ꜱʏꜱᴛᴇᴍ✔ ᴘɪɴᴀᴛᴀ ᴘᴀʀᴛʏ✔ ꜰᴀʀᴍɪɴɢ ʙᴀꜱᴇᴅ ᴇᴄᴏɴᴏᴍʏ✔ ѕᴋɪʟʟѕ✔ᴘᴇᴛѕ✔ǫᴜᴇѕᴛ✔ ʟᴀɴᴅ ᴄʟᴀɪᴍ✔ ɪɴ ɢᴀᴍᴇ ᴠᴏɪᴄᴇᴄʜᴀᴛ✔ ᴘᴠᴘ ᴀʟʟᴏᴡᴇᴅ✔ ᴛᴇᴀᴍ ꜱʏꜱᴛᴇᴍ✔ ᴛʀᴀᴅᴇ ꜱʏꜱᴛᴇᴍ✔ ʙᴀɴᴋ✔ ᴀᴜᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ʜᴏᴜꜱᴇ✔ ᴄᴀꜱɪɴᴏ✔ ʟɪʙʀᴀʀʏ✔ ᴄᴜꜱᴛᴏᴍ ᴇɴᴄʜᴀɴᴛᴍᴇɴᴛꜱ✔ ᴢᴏᴏ✔ ᴋɪᴛꜱ ✔ ᴄʀᴀᴛᴇꜱ✔ ᴀᴍᴀᴢɪɴɢ ʀᴀɴᴋꜱ✔ ᴡᴀʀᴘꜱ ᴍᴇɴᴜ✔ ʀᴀɴᴅᴏᴍᴛᴇʟᴇᴘᴏʀᴛ✔ ᴘʟᴀʏᴇʀᴠᴀᴜʟᴛꜱ

    ▪ ꜱᴇʀᴠᴇʀ ʙᴜɪʟᴅꜱ:◈ ᴀᴍᴀᴢɪɴɢ ꜱᴘᴀᴡɴ◈ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴜɴɪᴛʏ ʜᴀʟʟ◈ ᴄʀᴀᴛᴇꜱ ◈ ᴘᴠᴘ ᴀʀᴇɴᴀ◈ ᴄᴀꜱɪɴᴏ◈ ᴢᴏᴏ◈ ᴀQᴜᴀʀɪᴜᴍ

    ◆ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɪᴛɪɴɢ ꜰᴏʀ ? ᴊᴏɪɴ ɴᴏᴡ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴜɴɪQᴜᴇ ᴊᴏᴜʀɴᴇʏ ɪɴ ᴏᴜʀ ꜱᴍᴘ . ᴛʜᴀɴᴋꜱ ꜰᴏʀ ᴊᴏɪɴɪɴɢ ᴜꜱ . https://discord.gg/djVqSeD6nh

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 28 Divine Scrolls Written: 15
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TerminalMC

    TerminalMC

    TerminalMC is a small and casual survival server. Why TerminalMC distinguishes itself from almost all other survival servers is because it’s nearly fully custom coded. The server has great features such as: an economy system, a custom shop gui(from which we get many compliments), a crate system, jobs, towns, player-of-the-week-leaderboards and many more features! Come and join us today at terminal-mc.serv.nu!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Haunted Chests Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • OscureMC

    OscureMC

    Minecraft server focused on user gameplay with various modalities for different types of players.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Ores Mined: 5554 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Ether Blades Crafted: 10
    Farms Harvested: 892 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Star Trek MC – Roleplay Server

    Star Trek MC – Roleplay Server
    Star Trek MC is a minecraft roleplay server based on the well known Star Trek franchise created by Gene Roddenberry. We aim to recreate our own missions and build our own timeline based on the events happened after Star Trek Nemesis. Players can create their own characters and join one of the known species and organisations and can even become a Starfleet Officer. Furthermore, players can rank up in their career and can command their own starship one day. We host weekly roleplay sessions, which are really well made and have a lot of content and development. When there’s no roleplay session going, you can also free-roam and explore our server and visit well known locations.Join now to not miss any action and roleplay and begin your starfleet career.

    Join our discord here: https://discord.gg/4QwVR5d

    Updated 09.02.24

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Emeralds Found: 6660
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Enchantments Applied: 105 Buildings Constructed: 8
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Kingdom Eternal

    Kingdom Eternal

    Kingdom Eternal A friendly survival (towny) server as well as a creative server SERVER IP: play.mc-ke.net We have many features including – Custom Designed Plugins – Towny and Chest Protection – Player shops – mcMMO – Classes – Custom Quests with exciting storylines – Custom Enchants, Fishing, and Biomes – Minigames such as ctf or chess – Active staff and discord – And much more! Website: https://mc-ke.net Discord: https://discord.gg/nVReSNE

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 111 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Runes Activated: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3513 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Battle Standards Raised: 7

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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