ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of being a peasant in the realm of Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a respected member of society once again? Look no further than our server, where we will turn your joke of a profession into a hilarious success story!

Join our SMP and watch as your once highly respected profession becomes the talk of the town. From being a lowly chicken farmer to a prestigious potato harvester, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server with your newfound comedic talents!

So why wait? Join us today and let’s turn your profession into a joke worth laughing at!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 98/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 10
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 16

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

New Minecraft Servers

  • OniCraft

    OniCraft

    Come check out any of our servers! They all work on a Grey-list feature, meaning you can log into the servers, move around, test the latency, and check out spawn, all without being white-listed. Once you are registered and promoted to member on our site, you can build, claim land, and use the numerous features that set us apart from other servers. If you are looking to go straight for the application page, you can find it at www.oniclangaming.com/join.

    Make sure to check out our Guide to Oni, listing the rules, features, and other info regarding our servers. You can find it at www.oniclangaming.com/guide.

    Use the IP(s) below to log in! OniCraft Server IP: OniCraft.OniClanGaming.com (Free to play Bukkit Vanilla) OniTech Server IP: OniTech.OniClanGaming.com (Free to play Technic Mod-Pack) Mumble IP: central1.voice.enjin.com:60645 (Free to use Voice Chat) Website: www.oniclangaming.com (Free to use WebsiteForums) Server Stream: www.twitch.tv/camtaro

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Void Gems Collected: 11 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Nova Survival

    Nova Survival

    Nova Survival is a plugin based server. Survival mechanics as well as other mechanics of Minecraft have been changed. Staff is extremely helpful when it comes to this due to the extreme content there is in the plugins we use. We look forward to seeing you come on the server!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Void Gems Collected: 21
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 14
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mine Mine no Mi Server

    Mine Mine no Mi Server

    Just a mine mine no mi server. It’s run on aternos so we will have to try to keep it up as long as possible.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Towns Built: 9
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Vcraft enhanced survival

    Vcraft enhanced survival
    Come in Come all to your enhanced Survival Experience with jobs and a sustainable econ you will enjoy every aspect of this Minecraft server!! We have plugins such as gravestone so your items never despawn and your items cannot be stolen! Jobs to prop up the ever-growing survival economy and a community of family friendly Players!!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • The Atlas Project | Custom SMP Server | Coming March 16, 2024!

    The Atlas Project | Custom SMP Server | Coming March 16, 2024!
    The Atlas Project | Custom SMP Server | Coming March 16, 2024! Minecraft ServerWelcome to the Atlas Project!

    Server Address/IP

    play.mc-atlas.com

    We are currently in a dev period. The server will return officially on March 16. Our Closed Beta begins on February 17. If you want more information on the server’s release, feel free to reach out to our Discord!

    >> Wiki << >> Discord << >> Rules <<

    “So…you have arrived upon this world of Atlas? Sadly that means your old world is no more. This new world you have washed up on has plunged into all-out war.

    You are not the first refugee to be saved from destruction by the Obelisk – and you will not be the last. For fifteen years, we have been the keepers of the Obelisk, the harbingers of lost souls like you. Some have integrated into our people. Others have struck out into the harsh and brutal world of Atlas to build empires of their own. Fewer yet have succeeded.

    But an evil force is gaining power in the world, threatening to undo the very fabric of reality itself. Centuries ago, the Arkayo nearly succeeded in summoning their brutal god of chaos into this world. And after all this time, hidden in exile, I fear they are close to summoning him once again.

    Grieve quickly for your old world, for there is little time. We have saved you from the brink of destruction, traveler… now it is you who must save us…”

    Atlas is an immersive MC experience like no other. A custom nation creation system, mixed with the rich backstory and quest progression of an MMORPG, make for a world that MC players of any style can enjoy!

    Players find themselves as refugees from their ruined worlds, arriving in the world of Atlas just in time to see the resurgence of a dangerous cult, thought to be eradicated long ago. Through exploration of the unique, hand-painted world, completing the hundreds of available quests across dozens of NPC towns, and even building their own nations to compete on the world stage, players must make choices that affect their gameplay and reputation throughout Atlas and craft their own unique legacy!

    Featuring a series of custom-made, never-before-seen plugins, players can do anything from discovering dozens of new ores and alloys through smelting, to training in robust schools of magic, to smuggling goods and sparking economic warfare. The possibilities are endless!

    Join Atlas today and craft your legacy! Adventure awaits….

    Custom and Featured Mechanics

    * Found Nations and Towns.

    * Player-Driven Diplomacy

    * Unique Crafting Skills: Smeltery, Tannery, Brewery, and Cooking.

    * Dynamic Economy.

    * Custom Gear System

    * Magic and Spellcasting.

    * Massive Dungeons.

    * Hundreds of Quests.

    * Legendary Items.

    * Custom Crops and Agriculture.

    * Extensive Lore & RP Events.

    * 100+ Unique Fish.

      Admins: Ajaxan, Iyoforeayo, Tyrriel, Wizardteepot, Terryn, Aestrus, xXBelocXx

      Renders: GuildsMC

      Updated October 17, 2024

      Players: 100/100 Uptime: 98%
      Rating: 4.2 / 5
      Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
      Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
      Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Dragons Tamed: 6
      Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
      Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

      Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

      New Minecraft Server
      GYAT.Minewind.net
      New Server IP – Click to COPY

    • MonsterCraft

      MonsterCraft

      Updated October 17, 2024

      Players: 95/900 Uptime: 100%
      Rating: 4.9 / 5
      Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15
      Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Divine Spears Created: 12
      Demon Skulls Collected: 46 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
      Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
      Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8

      Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

      New Minecraft Server
      GYAT.Minewind.net
      New Server IP – Click to COPY

    • Xylo OP Network | Hacking Allowed | Semi-Anarchy | SMP | Slime Fun |1.9+ | 1.8 PvP | No lag | Kit PVP | OP anarchy | Vanilla anarchy | No Map resets | Full size map | In-Game Shop |

      Xylo OP Network | Hacking Allowed | Semi-Anarchy | SMP | Slime Fun |1.9+ | 1.8 PvP | No lag | Kit PVP | OP anarchy | Vanilla anarchy | No Map resets | Full size map | In-Game Shop |
      Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17Bedrock port: 25799

      Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

      Store: xylosmp.tebex.io

      Features:

        1.8 combatCraftable god apples (1.8 crafting recipe)Custom enchantsMC Versions 1.9.4+OP in game kitsOP Anarchy server (Custom enchants, Slime fun, Jobs, OP mobs, etc)Vanilla anarchy Server (No kits, No shop, No Slime fun. 100% Vanilla.)Kit PvP serverHacks allowed (Minus fly hacks)Cross play (Bedrock and java compatible)Good and Fair EconomyEnd and nether enabledLag freeVoting rewards with /voteServer shopAnd much more!!

        At XyloSMP, we strive to give you the best Anarchy experience. We are a semi-anarchy server, so that means 99% of everything goes. So, what are you waiting for!?!? Join us today!

      Updated October 17, 2024

      Players: 98/600 Uptime: 98%
      Rating: 4.8 / 5
      Epic Shields Constructed: 39 Vanishing Items Found: 2
      Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
      Void Gems Collected: 10 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
      Divine Spears Created: 15 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
      Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Dimension Hops: 7

      Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

      New Minecraft Server
      GYAT.Minewind.net
      New Server IP – Click to COPY

    • PianMC

      PianMC

      — PianMC Server — PianMC is a small server on which you can primarily play survival in vanilla style. But there are additional features such as money, warps, GUIs etc. In between there are always little mini-games that are preferably self-developed and invented!

      (The goal of our server is to have a community – albeit a small one – that plays actively and relatively frequently on our server. It is not our intention to have as many players as possible! You can apply at any time in our forum. The template should be used! To become a team member, a Discord account and the use of Discord are MANDATORY! Everyone else is of course very welcome :D)

      You can reach us for further information on Discord, in the forum or on the website: http://s.PianMC.tk/discord http://s.PianMC.tk/forum http://s.PianMC.tk/oldforum http://PianMC.tk

      You can easily report players with a /ticket or on Discord.

      Updated October 17, 2024

      Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
      Rating: 4.0 / 5
      Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
      Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
      Zombie Dances: 0 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
      Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
      Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17

      Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

      New Minecraft Server
      GYAT.Minewind.net
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    • Dog lifesteal

      Dog lifesteal

      Hello my server is Doglifetake and the owner is dogteam65 We are hiring all positions We are under development

      Updated October 17, 2024

      Players: 107/100 Uptime: 98%
      Rating: 4.6 / 5
      Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
      Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
      Royal Courts Attended: 5 Runes Activated: 5
      Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
      Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

      Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

      New Minecraft Server
      GYAT.Minewind.net
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    • A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door [Semi-Anarchy] [Vanilla] {1.19.3} {No Map Resets} {Map over 3 years old} {Bedrock Compatible}

      A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door [Semi-Anarchy] [Vanilla] {1.19.3} {No Map Resets} {Map over 3 years old} {Bedrock Compatible}
      Hello gamers,

      Thank you for taking the time to read this. We have been working on A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door for over three years. The main benefits of us over other “Anarchy without hax” servers is the following:

        Extremely high mob spawn rate (70 mobs can spawn around each player).

        Up to 16 chunk view distance (most servers have it set to 6).

        Survival spawn with no rules on what you can build, grief, or say.

        No use of teleport to cheat the feel of vanilla minecraft. (no tpa, no sethome etc)

        Active staff that run build events.

        Automated contests at spawn to encourage people to interact. (Custom scripted my wilder0p).

        Lobby where you can afk and interact with other players when you are tired of survival.

        Ranks based on time played, players killed, time played without dying.

        No pay to win crap in the survival world.

      Server info

      Host/IP: lawlessmc.com (THIS IS OUR IP, USE THIS TO CONNECT)

      Discord: https://discord.gg/8tm9KzK

      Running: 1.19.4

      Location: Montreal, Canada

      Difficulty: Hard.

      Rule(s): Cheating = Perma ban, if you’re not sure if it’s cheating, it’s probably cheating.

      Clients permitted: Optifine, Vanilla

      Updated October 17, 2024

      Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
      Rating: 5.0 / 5
      Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
      Runes Activated: 7 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
      Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
      Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
      Farms Harvested: 546 Underground Cities Explored: 3

      Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

      New Minecraft Server
      GYAT.Minewind.net
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    • ParrotSMP

      ParrotSMP

      The ParrotSMP is a public origins smp without any mods needed to join. On this smp, there are different origins that you can pick from at the start of the game with unique abilities. Our smp is cross-play, meaning you can join on all versions of Minecraft. There is no keep inventory when killed by a player, encouraging pvp and competition. We have a great and active community and we hope you join!

      Updated October 17, 2024

      Players: 106/100 Uptime: 96%
      Rating: 4.7 / 5
      Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
      Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
      Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
      Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Towns Built: 8
      Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Emeralds Found: 7535

      Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

      New Minecraft Server
      GYAT.Minewind.net
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    • The Brothercraft Network

      The Brothercraft Network

      Welcome to Brothercraft, the network of community-based minecraft servers!

      Ever played on a massive minecraft server with hundreds of people yet still felt alone? In most of the mega-servers today, there isn’t really any room for a sense of community since there are too many people. Though here at Brothercraft, we focus on the community aspect of the game: meeting new people, exploring around with friends, or even up to crazy antics – it’s all about the community.

      We have the following types of servers joined in a hub: -Survival -Creative -Hardcore

      Updated October 17, 2024

      Players: 104/500 Uptime: 98%
      Rating: 4.3 / 5
      Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Rune Stones Activated: 2
      Dragons Tamed: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
      Divine Scrolls Written: 23 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
      Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
      Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

      Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

      New Minecraft Server
      GYAT.Minewind.net
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    • PvPBulgaria

      PvPBulgaria

      PvPBulgaria is a HardCorePvP server offering an amazing PvP experience.Our server is unlike most servers, and offers lots of features that are not found on most servers. Some features that set us apart from other servers are:

      – Nonstop PvP @ spawn – War! – Raiding/Grief – Non Protection for Homes and Etc.. – Best donator ranks, commands, kits, events and etc. – No PvP lag – Big and Beautiful WarZone – Parkour – Beautiful Warps for Events, PvP and More… Server Ip: mc.pvpbulgaria.eu Site: www.pvpbulgaria.eu

      Updated October 17, 2024

      Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
      Rating: 4.6 / 5
      Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
      Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
      Void Gems Collected: 36 Infinity Stones Found: 4
      Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
      Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 3

      Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

      New Minecraft Server
      GYAT.Minewind.net
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    • NeworldCraft x Vanillamc

      NeworldCraft x Vanillamc
      VanillaMC x NeworldCraft Offers 3 unique PlanetsEarth: This contains cities, many plugins.

      VanillaMC: Regular SMP, Minimal Plugins.

      Pollux: Very hard, lots of loot.

      Build as you please on any planet. Protect it with /town createMinigames: Tennis, COD Zombies, Fishing and more!Discord: discord.gg/stpKN7Svsa

      Earth Map – MINIGAMES – MCMMO – 20+ Species – PVE – Weather – Vehicles – Cross Play – Tree Chopping – New items – New Mobs – Level Systems – Wars – Get married – Medkits – PvP, PvE – Better Fishing – Skip Night – 100+ New items

      100% free to play, 100% uptime. Dedicated Admins & Owner.

      [ Now hiring ]

      Updated October 17, 2024

      Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 98%
      Rating: 4.7 / 5
      Magic Crystals Found: 21 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 36
      Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Mineshafts Explored: 4
      Animals Bred: 123 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
      Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
      Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

      Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

      New Minecraft Server
      GYAT.Minewind.net
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    • Woozyland

      Woozyland

      Survivel zombie map gathers supplies before nightfall. Explore and find secrets around the map team or kill other players.

      Updated October 17, 2024

      Players: 90/400 Uptime: 96%
      Rating: 4.7 / 5
      Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
      Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
      Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 8892
      Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
      Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3

      Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

      New Minecraft Server
      GYAT.Minewind.net
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