ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of being a peasant in the realm of Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a respected member of society once again? Look no further than our server, where we will turn your joke of a profession into a hilarious success story!

Join our SMP and watch as your once highly respected profession becomes the talk of the town. From being a lowly chicken farmer to a prestigious potato harvester, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server with your newfound comedic talents!

So why wait? Join us today and let’s turn your profession into a joke worth laughing at!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 106/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Living Shadows Defeated: 1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

New Minecraft Servers

  • PixelTV

    PixelTV

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 24 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Stormforge

    Stormforge

    -Semi-Vanilla -Teamspeak: ts.Stormforgemc.com -Pacific Time Zone (GMT -8) -Home ran -Maintained weekly if not daily. -Small work in progress website and Forum. -Based in Coeur D’ Alene, ID.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Elemental Crystals Collected: 62
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 654740 Divine Scrolls Written: 13
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9329 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • play.hrotus.ro

    play.hrotus.ro

    – At the end of each season the top 5 factions in /ftop will be awarded. 1. 10 euros PayPal + 40 euros on the donation site 2. 30 euros on the donation site 3. 20 euros on the donation site 4. 10 euros on the donation site 5. 10 euros on the donation site

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Ores Mined: 4542
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MC Legends

    MC Legends
    MC Legends is a towny server released in January of 2024. In MC Legends, you can expect to find content updates very commonly alongside active admins. One of the many features that makes MC Legends a unique experience is the focus on economy. The shop prices fluctuate with supply and demand. Players can purchase stocks, buy lottery tickets, etc. Everything is carefully balanced for a truly unique and engaging experience.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Steam and Copper Origins SMP – 1.19.2 – Custom Origins – Create – Modded

    Steam and Copper Origins SMP – 1.19.2 – Custom Origins – Create – Modded
    Welcome to the Steam and Copper, a heavily modded survival SMP, with focus on automation, economy, factions and exploration. Here you’ll find some of the more amazing mods to sink hours of playtime into, such as;

    -Create (Including Create New Age, and also most addons aviable!)

    -Biomancy (Flesh magic and dark arts. Who wouldn’t want to get into that?)

    -Terralith (Fancy world generation, for sights that’ll take your breath away)

    -Origins (Yes we have origins, yes they’re custom made for this server)

    -Most FTB mods. Want veinmine? minimap? a team to conquer this land with? You got it!

    -Immersive Engineering (Any tech fan should know this mod by now)

    -Farmer’s Delight (And again, it’s many addons)

    And many more minor additions to make your gameplay more interesting.

    We’re a small community, and server is as fresh as it gets. Come, join us in this world, where age of Steam and Copper has finally come!

    Discord link, where you can learn more; https://discord.gg/tSqJnuxx9y

    Modpack download link; https://drive.google.com/SaC2Manual

    Curseforge import link; https://drive.google.com/file/SaC2CurseForge

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Emeralds Found: 4261 Divine Spears Created: 29
    Love Letters Sent: 14 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Void Armor Forged: 30

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Lifemud

    Lifemud

    * Spaceships * Towny * NPCs * Weapons * Vehicles * Extra Crops * Space * Inhabitable planets * Jobs *** NO MODS NEEDED *** LifeMUD is a server that is designed to be challenging and community operated. The towns and locations are all player built as is most of the infrastructure. This is a difficult place to live, if you think you are tough enough come and pay us a visit.

    The space dimension is truly huge and with a wide range of planets to explore there is always something to do or somewhere go. We have vehicles, space ships you design yourself, weapons and custom crops.

    Join us now! http://lifemud-reborn.com

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 21 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Chimeras Created: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VR4U

    VR4U

    VR4U offers a wide variety of gamemodes including: Survival, Creative, and Pixelmon! We at the VR4U network strive to make every player enjoy their experience here and are always eager to lend a helping hand.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Villages Defended: 12 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HarmSMP

    HarmSMP
    Welcome!

    HarmSMP is an anarchy server where greifing, stealing, scamming and killing is allowed! There are rules to follow so join our discord server to read them: https://discord.gg/sKTpMQmaSv

    One more thing, our staff are the friendliest people on the server so please treat them with some respect!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 10
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 New Chunks Explored: 652170
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Endless Legions Commanded: 43

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • World of Minecraft NL Lobby

    World of Minecraft NL Lobby

    Dutch Nederlandstalige Minecraft Server 24h/7d.

    IP: lobby.worldofminecraft.nl

    Online since 2010! Been offline for 0 days!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13
    Star Shards Collected: 121 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HyCube

    HyCube

    HyCube Network

    It is a server focused on pvp and new adventures, the server currently has a PrisonOP mode with many new features never seen before. We also have a Survival 1.16-1.19 with the latest features of the Minecraft game.

    What are you waiting for to enter?!

    mc.hycube.us

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 21
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 17
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Star Shards Collected: 149

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CherryMC | 24/7 Classic Magic Factions

    CherryMC | 24/7 Classic Magic Factions
    Welcome to CherryMC!Discord: https://discord.gg/gWQHWum

    Hello! Do you like survival/factions but want to add a little something extra? Are you looking for a new place to make friends and hang out? – CherryMC! We provide a unique survival experience, if you think factions/survival is boring, you just haven’t tried out CherryMC!Major Features– Fully custom magic system to enhance vanilla experience- Custom world generation with beautiful natural landscapes (as seen above)- Balanced Economy- Full GUI Shop- Classic Combat Mechanics- Very Few Rules, More Freedom- Warps- Crates- Friendly Community- Active Staffwidth=Rules- No cheating– No DDoS/Dox threats– No racism/gore unless in #nsfw– No spamming/advertising– Have fun

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • PLAY.SHADED.GG ► 1.20.4 Minecraft Survival Server

    PLAY.SHADED.GG ► 1.20.4 Minecraft Survival Server
    1.20.4 Minecraft Survival Server

    Discord: Click Here!IP: play.shaded.gg Website: https://shaded.gg

    Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.

    We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.

    We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 37 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Zombie Dances: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • SphereCraft

    SphereCraft

    SphereCraft is a simple bukkit server that runs with friendly staff and a load of plugins. -Simple rules (no annoying mazes at spawn) -Plenty of space to build. -Easy to navigate. -Easy ranks. -Anti-Griefing plugins. -Factions to create and make your own groups whatever rank you are. -Hunger Games. -Landplots to make your house and buy land! -Most friendly staff. -Much more…

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Void Armor Forged: 30
    Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Horror Stories Survived: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • DogCraft War & Tech

    DogCraft War & Tech

    This server was created by cadets at the Citadel, which is a military college within Charleston SC. This modpack was created for the sole purpose of causing chaos with an overabundance of technology and mechanical nonsense, which is something nice to pre-occupy our heads whilst in the middle of mid-terms or finals. The modpack includes mods such as: Mechanism, HBM’s NuclearTech (Nuclear Door Mod 1.7.10), Ender IO, Open-Computers, Galactic-craft, Industrial Craft 2, Applied Energistics 2, Immersive Engineering, RFTools, Thermal Series, Aliens vs Predator, And Much More! The modpack is located on the discord: discord.gg/9jX32vcMHB (As of making this post the server is still really new)

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 64 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 46 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 13
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • CatsCraft.net | 1.20 Creative, Survival, Boss Fights, Skyblock, Minigames, Events

    CatsCraft.net | 1.20 Creative, Survival, Boss Fights, Skyblock, Minigames, Events
    CatsCraft is a Survival, Skyblock Creative, and Minigames server where everything is FREE including world edit and building space there are no paid ranks so everyone is equal here!

    Our Survival Server is Shovel Claim and has no griefing for a chill survival experience. In survival there are fun holiday events, boss fights, vehicles, custom enchants and more cool stuff!

    The ranks are earned from building and having fun on the server, we have rankups every Saturday at 3PM est time and ranks are special cats on survival and for creative the types of builds you make are your rank! Come join the fun!!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 27
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Elemental Crystals Collected: 43
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 85 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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