ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of being a peasant in the realm of Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a respected member of society once again? Look no further than our server, where we will turn your joke of a profession into a hilarious success story!

Join our SMP and watch as your once highly respected profession becomes the talk of the town. From being a lowly chicken farmer to a prestigious potato harvester, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server with your newfound comedic talents!

So why wait? Join us today and let’s turn your profession into a joke worth laughing at!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 109/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 10
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Infinity Stones Found: 6
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 5520

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

New Minecraft Servers

  • Minexyz.PL

    Minexyz.PL

    The best EarthSMP server in Poland! Join the best SMP adventure with a real world map! The server has space, vehicles, factories and much more! Feel free to enter 😀

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 22
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Zombie Dances: 6
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Rencorner Network

    Rencorner Network

    ~~~~ RenCorner ~~~~

    NOW 1.16!

    We host a collection of the best minecraft servers all accessable from the central HUB on a bungee-cord network. We support our players staying active on the forums and we understand communication is key to keeping a minecraft server working its best. Our friendly staff plays by the same rules as everyone else and have no unfair advantages over regular users. The server is being constantly updated and we are always willing to take requests from our users and implement them into the system. ~~~~ Overview ~~~~

    – PVE , PVP, Minigames, Skyblock and much more.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 474
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Villages Defended: 12 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FrostLocked

    FrostLocked

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where adventure awaits in our easy to progress Box PvP realm! Dive into the action with ease in this Work-in-Progress environment. Engage in thrilling battles while keeping your inventory safe, ensuring uninterrupted fun. Our server offers a unique twist with grindable ranks and keys, providing endless opportunities for progression. Explore diverse landscapes, gather resources, and conquer opponents to climb the ranks and unlock exciting rewards. Join our community of passionate players, collaborate with friends, and immerse yourself in the ultimate PvP experience. Embark on your journey today and become a legend in the world of FrostLocked Box PvP!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 24 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Farms Harvested: 754
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MoonSMP

    MoonSMP

    MoonSMP Vanilla No griefing/stealing 1.20.2 Java VC mod – We’re looking for any kind of active players! – There’s not too much going on, but we’re working on making the server active and the server has been up since December 4th 2023

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 7354
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Glorious Feasts Held: 12

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BattlePVP

    BattlePVP

    1. Hacking: Using a non-approved, modified minecraft client, or outside resource, which allows the player to have unfair advantages in game due to the manipulation of the server, player properties, the entity of the player, and/or gives a player the ability to manipulate things in game that they could not before. -No hacked or modified clients. This means X-Ray texture packs, Nodus, Player radar, Etc. Anything that gives you an unfair advantage is not tolerated. If you are unsure about what this implies or if you have a client that might be considered hacking, ask a staff member in game.

    2. Glitching: Using and/or taking advantage of an existing glitch and then using said exploit to further ones advances through malicious processes. -No glitching, This includes duping, ender pearl glitching, taking advantage of faulty coding, or bugs within the game (This includes MCMMO exploits, or any other plugin exploit). You may not use enderpearls to go through blocks. We have disabled this for the most part, but if you are caught, it may result in a permanent ban. This also means you may not ender pearl through non-whole blocks, such as glass panes. If you end up finding a glitch, please report it to the staff so we can find a way to patch it and keep the game fair.

    3. Abuse: The act of harassing, agitating, provoking, or offending players in game and thereby making the server a les pleasurable experience. -This includes but is not limited to: racism, excessive cursing, harassing, advertising, and use of harsh language towards another player that has been unwarranted. -Also, the staff are there to help you, any unprovoked harassment towards them may result in punishment on a case by case basis.

    Mutes: the following offenses warrant a 1hour mute: disrespecting staff, abuse of any kind, and asking for rank/items from a staff member

    Temporary ban: the following offenses warrant a temporary ban of up to 7 days: glitching, staff disrespect, and extreme abusive language.

    Permanent ban: the following offenses warrant a permanent ban: force field, aim bot, x-raying, hacking in general, advertising, multiple cases of abusive language along with multiple warnings/mutes.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Ores Mined: 1252 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 124

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • craxybd

    craxybd

    the server have economy,slimefun,survival it’s fun to play it’s a new server. if some think is worng please notify me

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 157
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CedarCraft

    CedarCraft

    ABOUT CEDARCRAFT

    UPDATE: Absolutely stunning brand new map!

    CedarCraft is a survival, freebuild server. Unlike many other servers you do not need to apply to be able to build, you can just log in and play!

    We run carefully selected plugins in order to bring you the best Minecraft experience possible. Plugins include anti-griefing tools which prevent selfish users from destroying your creations. Should they somehow manage to grief your work, we have a tool that allows us to find the culprit, ban them from our server and rollback all of the damage so that your creations look unharmed. Another plugin brings economy to Minecraft, by creating a currency, allowing you to buy from and sell to shops. You can also make your own shop.

    CedarCraft has very friendly staff team who enjoy to interact with players. The server is maintained by a very experienced and reliable management team which will ensure that your stay on CedarCraft is a pleasant one.

    COMMUNITY FORUMS The forums make up the bulk of the CedarCraft community and server news and announcements will be put here.

    JOIN US ON TEAMSPEAK Teamspeak is a group voice client with channels, similar to Skype and simple to connect to, simply click the link below once you have TeamSpeak. You can voice chat with other members of the server here. Staff are always online to help with anything you need.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 22 Villages Defended: 15
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 22 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ZxSmp

    ZxSmp

    This is the LifeSteal SMP

    Server form:- india

    24/7 and Java+mcpe+cracked

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34 Magical Moments Shared: 26
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 12
    Mines Excavated: 3162 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Strike the Earth

    Strike the Earth

    We are a survival server with PVP/PVE and many bukkit plugins, such as mcmmo, factions, dynmap, and more!

    We run custom maps made through much effort with the TerrainControl bukkit plugin.

    Please visit the forums at http://striketheearth.freeforums.org or the dynamic map at http://129.24.147.229:8123

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1942 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Runes Activated: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Villages Defended: 17 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Rise Network

    Rise Network

    RISE NETWORK OFFICIAL VOTE SECTION | LIFESTEAL | FFA | PUBLIC NETWORK

    IP – play.risenetwork.uk.to:32931

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 5031
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FuzzyCraft

    FuzzyCraft

    Server: FuzzyCraft IP: mc.fuzzycraft.com Use /server to switch to one of the follow:

    Server: FuzzyCraft Factions IP: factions.fuzzycraft.com Type: Factions PvP

    Server: FuzzyCraft Kits IP: kits.fuzzycraft.com Type: Kits PvP

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Love Letters Sent: 14
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Gnome Villages Protected: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CrustyCraft

    CrustyCraft

    CrustyCraft is a PVP server, with many plugins such as Factions and Lockitt. We have a good community and an awesome staff. We treat all new players well and apply reasonable rules.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Isaacs Craftopia

    Isaacs Craftopia

    Join our inclusive Minecraft server on Unraid! All are welcome to craft, build, and explore together in our vibrant virtual world. Let’s adventure

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 12 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 22 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Dragon Eggs Found: 9887

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Fantasia Universe

    Fantasia Universe

    Fantasia Universe – Where dreams and fantasies become reality!

    Dedicated 24/7 powerful lagfree server, PVE/PVP, many ranks with perks, stable economy, player based shops, lot/chest protection, friendly staff and community, online for 8.5+ years and still going strong! Multi-world universe system with many worlds with their own unique purpose: Economy/McMMO semi-vanilla, Creative, Skyblock, Minigames, Modded SlimeFun.

    Highly informative site with EVERYTHING you need to know about Fantasia. Visit at http://www.fantasiauniverse.com

    Friendly, tight-knit community.

    Top notch, friendly staff here to help you enjoy your Fantasia experience to the fullest.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30
    Chimeras Created: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 57 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 27

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • AdventureMC

    AdventureMC

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    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28 Elemental Crystals Collected: 64
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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