ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of being a peasant in the realm of Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a respected member of society once again? Look no further than our server, where we will turn your joke of a profession into a hilarious success story!

Join our SMP and watch as your once highly respected profession becomes the talk of the town. From being a lowly chicken farmer to a prestigious potato harvester, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server with your newfound comedic talents!

So why wait? Join us today and let’s turn your profession into a joke worth laughing at!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Crops Grown: 5921
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
Animals Bred: 172 Gnome Villages Protected: 10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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