ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of being a peasant in the realm of Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a respected member of society once again? Look no further than our server, where we will turn your joke of a profession into a hilarious success story!

Join our SMP and watch as your once highly respected profession becomes the talk of the town. From being a lowly chicken farmer to a prestigious potato harvester, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server with your newfound comedic talents!

So why wait? Join us today and let’s turn your profession into a joke worth laughing at!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 95/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought: 14 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 38
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32
Evil Twin Fights: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

New Minecraft Servers

  • commandia

    commandia

    Hello, this is a Swedish minecraft server which is almost completely vanilla, some plug ins like treecuter etc

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 7 Elemental Crystals Collected: 38
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Hibernia

    Hibernia

    Simple Vanilla server with only world guard and nocheat. Spawn is the only place protected. Nocheat is used to prevent hackers. Griefing and PVP are allowed

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 15 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 9 Infinity Stones Found: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Skunky PvP

    Skunky PvP

    skunkypvp.mcserver.us Skunky PvP is currently in development still and ONLY looking for staff and builders. If you as a player would just like to join you can but everything is going to get reset and you will be in a basic survival world. You can also join at skunkypvp.mcserver.us

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 46 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Ores Mined: 5278 Elemental Crystals Collected: 44

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Terra Divisa

    Terra Divisa
    Terradivisa is a geopolitical earth server aimed towards those who enjoy a more intense geopol experience. The only way to obtain ores is from capturing resource sites from other nations, or forging diplomatic ties to trade with them! Experience meaningful diplomacy as you need a constant supply of resources to maintain armor and tools, leading to resource wars and power blocks unlike any other servers!

    Become the dominant military and economic power by minting special currency for your nation, and capturing resource sites to force other payers to align with you to avoid losing their supply of resources, and your customized currency to buy items from them without paying a dime of actual gold! We have towny, an online map, siegewar, and several brand-new features created exclusively for this server, such as a nation based economy that allows nations to create and manage their own currency!

    We also have a monuments system to make town expansion independent of player count, and more to make an enjoyable server for all of your Geopolitical needs.

    Check the image gallery to see some additional features!

    Join us on Discord!https://discord.gg/sFTMeMbn5s

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Goblin Markets Raided: 7

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Creative and Towny

    Creative and Towny

    Server IP: mc.megaminecraft.net Website: MegaMinecraft.net INFO: Mega MC was founded in early 2013, we have a large team of supportive staff, and experience, something our players value.

    Have you ever wanted to be apart of a server where you can experience all types of game modes at once? Here at Mega MC, we provide you with that unforgettable in-game experience. • Creative • Towny • Factions

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KetPVP

    KetPVP

    fun and entertaining kitpvp. enjoy the fun and entertainment in ketpvp! do /staffapp to apply for staff or buy ranks! All versions supported!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 35 Void Armor Forged: 17
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 49
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Dimension Hops: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • rivercraft

    rivercraft

    we are a nice small server with a bunch to do

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Official PieTown server

    Official PieTown server

    Welcome to Pietown!

    This is our public server built on the idea between Woahdang and Aexo

    The server is currently running at 1.15.2 Java edition. IP -> not release

    Please be sure to follow the rules and regulations to the servers! The discord rules also indicates a lot of what the channels are used for and how you can get involved!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 375
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WrathPvP

    WrathPvP

    This Server has a max. of 60 people and is a popular and fun server. This is a Great server and should get more player to get interesting. Play at the level you want be watch out it is a hardcore pvp faction

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SurvivalCraft Skyblock

    SurvivalCraft Skyblock

    Welcome to SurvivalCraft, an ideal server to play by yourself or with your friends. Our friendly and chatty server offers Skyblock and Survival, with McMmo ingame levels and abilities, Silkspawners, Ranks and vote crate rewards! With only the click of a button, you can switch between the Survival world and the Skyblock world with ease. While playing on both servers, you are guaranteed to enjoy your time on both while surrounded with helpful staff members and friendly players.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 1197

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Citywars Minecraft

    Citywars Minecraft

    Citywars is one of the most unique server. Everything is different from other server. Create your own city. Build your city to unlock more class for your citizen. Level up your race to gain better pvp ability. Train your soldier to raid your rival city. Meets experiment minecraft player. Great and exclusive donator rank. Special online event. Join now !

    [ PVP EVENT ]==================- —Folow our event on www.citywars.ca

    [ CLASS JOBS ]=================- —More than 30 class to unlock. Each class give you a unique ability.

    [ RACE ABILITY ]===============- —More than 31 Species. Each with unique abilities

    [ CITY RANKING ]===============* —Build your own city and defend it again raider. Unlock class for your citizen with building validation.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • 1b1t

    1b1t

    play my server plz cuz I am alone everytime in the world can u play with me and plus side this server has no rules so play now its like another version of 2b2t but it is called 1b1t see what I did their the 2s in 2b2t are 1 hahhahahah funny PLZ JOIN

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Farms Harvested: 256
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Love Letters Sent: 7
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Mythical Quests Completed: 33

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mikeland PvE

    Mikeland PvE

    A new twist on Player Vs Environment! With dragon travel, 4 epic mob arenas, mcmmo to keep you competing for high stats (no PvP or griefing of course) and much, much more, Mikeland PvE is sure to keep you hooked for hours at a time! With friendly moderators you won’t want to be anywhere else! So come on and have a play today!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 280
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Falling into the Void: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Eternal SMP

    Eternal SMP

    Welcome to Eternal SMP! A new whitelisted server with an old server vibe, experienced staff and a fun, drama-free community. A fully vanilla style SMP with as few plugins as possible, only to highlight the fun of the game, not to take away from it. Join our discord server via the link, and apply today!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Dimension Hops: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 11
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • 0tx.org

    0tx.org

    Full TNT – No Border – Unlimited Homes – 150gb of bases!

    Welcome to 0tx.org! IP: 0tx.org Website: 0tx.org Admin: Cowsook

    Join the hundreds of rogue factions, trying to live and mine amongst the chaos. How to play? Create or join a faction, gather players, and build together! Factions are invite only, so ask in chat or better yet – create your own faction and ask new players to join you.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Animals Bred: 152
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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