ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of being a peasant in the realm of Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a respected member of society once again? Look no further than our server, where we will turn your joke of a profession into a hilarious success story!

Join our SMP and watch as your once highly respected profession becomes the talk of the town. From being a lowly chicken farmer to a prestigious potato harvester, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server with your newfound comedic talents!

So why wait? Join us today and let’s turn your profession into a joke worth laughing at!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 101/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Zombie Dances: 10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 7
Falling into the Void: 0 Mines Excavated: 2365

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

New Minecraft Servers

  • LepakMC

    LepakMC

    Sometimes we just want to sit back, relax, and LEPAK. Join our server and have a LEPAK good time with us on our Minecraft server, We are a casual gaming community with everything you need in a survival server, from just chilling and fishing and talking with friends, to making gigantic AFK farms, we also have a custom dungeon and a custom PVP Arena as well.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Animals Bred: 25 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Ores Mined: 7627

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CubeServer #2

    CubeServer #2

    NEW Factions PvP Map

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Divine Spears Created: 24
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 233 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 70 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Game Of Thrones Conquest

    Game Of Thrones Conquest

    Be prepared to lead your house, or join an existing one. Rule or be ruled, fight or be killed. But if you know how to play the game well, peace will conquer.

    If you join our server we highly recommend you join our discord community too to register and join a house of your liking or start your own! In this server, you have the freedom or break and make alliances, sell or buy things and on top of all, quests!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 13
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AbsoluteCraft

    AbsoluteCraft

    At AbsoluteCraft, its all about the players!

    We are an awesome community Minecraft server with both survival and creative worlds. We take pride in the fact that everybody knows everybody!

    If that sounds like the kind of server you want to join connect to: MC-AC.COM

    They say less is more but that wont be the case when you need to race to the top of the economy to stay alive in the vanilla Player vs Player free-roam world we call Survival!

    Full creative mode with WorldEdit! There’s not much more you need in life if you are aspiring builder or griefer.

    We have some truly epic games that include Build It!, BlockHunt, Spleef and the world famous Survival Games. We’ve even built our own maps like The Cruise, the Planet Minecraft Contest Finalist!

    The Builder world is the home of TeamAbsolute, our build team, where epic cities and projects are created which players can view as well.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 18
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ChuwiCraft

    ChuwiCraft

    ================================================= CHUWICRAFT–˃ 1.9.x =================================================

    The server contains:

    》Tradeos 》Crates 》Mine with and without PVP “Roman Coliseum 》Vote 》Protection Blocks “Missions And much more!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 26 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NextGamers Europe MC Server

    NextGamers Europe MC Server

    The NGE Minecraft Server! We are a freebuild survival server with friendly staff and over 70 plugins. We don’t sell any inGame items or ranks with special abilities, for real money, but you can buy Premium with inGame money. Premium gives you fly and some other special abilities. Some of our plugins are (some plugins you can first use when you’re Premium but you can get that without real money for 8000€ inGame money):: We’re sure you’ll have a lot of fun on our server. See you there! 🙂

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Twenture Minecraft Server

    Twenture Minecraft Server

    Greetings, Minecraft enthusiasts! We’re thrilled to welcome you to the most exciting and immersive Minecraft server out there – Twenture Minecraft Server!

    Embark on an Epic Journey: At Twenture, we’re all about crafting unforgettable adventures in the boundless world of Minecraft. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the game, there’s something here for everyone. Join us, and let’s explore the limitless possibilities of this pixelated wonderland together!

    It’s time to forge your legacy, build empires, and create memories that will last a lifetime. Join Twenture Minecraft Server today and let the adventures begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Magic Items Found: 3491
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Towns Built: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Treasure Maps Found: 8
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Endless Night Skies: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Flunkiiiland

    Flunkiiiland

    The Admins of this Server are vasilisn and Flunkiii. Until now, we build a lot of things. We dont use special shop plugins but we have herobrine on the server 😉 You can build whereever you want because it’s a freebuilt and PVP server. We have 6 Slots and he will be online anytime. Everyone is welcome! This server is now 6 months old and we would be realy happy if you join our server. It will be funny 🙂 Flunkiii – german vasilisn – english So everyone understand the rules and all this things ;D

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 11
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 23
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Void Gems Collected: 35
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dreamland – World of Dreams

    Dreamland – World of Dreams

    Welcome to the Dreamland – our new Minecraft server!

    We are happy to see people who have fallen asleep and come to us, to our unusual and unpredictable world of night dreams.

    Nothing is impossible here, so don’t be afraid of weirdness and lack of logic in what’s going on. However, Dreamland is not only a beautiful and kind world, it can also be… Hm-m, well, explore the world of dreams, its lore and become the strongest dreamer! We fell asleep for a long time

    — The owner of the Dreamland that you joined in the collective dream

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Potions Brewed: 20
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 130 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Magic Items Found: 7440 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • My.SMP

    My.SMP

    Join the discord server to get whitelisted, and start your smp adventure with cool people and stuff. Kill, raid and other stuff

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minecraft Nations

    Minecraft Nations

    Since 2010, Minecraft Nations (MCN) is a Nation/Faction PvP server, witness sieges and wage wars, delve into an economy, and engage in politics and diplomacy.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 137 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • IcicleCraft

    IcicleCraft

    ♦ IcicleCraft ♦ Survival ♦ Towns ♦ McMMO ♦ Hunger Games ♦ PvP ♦ Spleef

    At IcicleCraft, the users are all that we care about. We offer you a great community and an active server staff who keep the server running smoothly for our players. Whether you are into building, resource gathering, or PvP, you will find yourself at home in IcicleCraft. We’ve obtained plenty of experience in this field over the years, and have nearly perfected this art. You will also find that our staff is highly experienced and friendly to the IcicleCraft community. We welcome you to our world, the world of IcicleCraft!

    Server Specs: • Intel Xeon E3-1245 Quad Core CPU – 3.3 GHz • 32 GB RAM • 180 GB SSD dedicated for Minecraft • 1TB HDD for nightly backups

    Notable features: • Friendly community • Mature and experienced admin staff • Active Admins and Moderators so help is always available • High Up-time • Powerful server for lag-free gameplay • Multiple worlds •MobArena • Towns

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 20
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • peanutsmp

    peanutsmp

    Are you looking for a amazing server? well dont look further we got the best server for you! We have many game modes we have survival we have bedwars we have lifesteal and a parkour in coming soon to! the ip is: play.peanutsmp.fun and the port is 25565 Make sure you join the discord to for upcoming events!

    see you there!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
    Void Armor Forged: 17 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Lilfunbuild

    Lilfunbuild

    An online creative building game for children, family and friends to hang out at with lots of people. I have my own kids so I know how important it is to have a children friendly environment where you want to be free from harsh languages, graphics and much more. Lilfunbuild server is working hard to protect your builds and let you create wonderful things at your best or just build for fun.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Falling into the Void: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Potions Brewed: 73 Holy Grails Found: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Rosewind

    Rosewind

    Rosewind is a brand new towny server looking for new players to join us. We are in desperate need of staff to help us create a friendly and welcoming environment. Created 18/08/2023

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 34 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Animals Bred: 41
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Wilderness Tamed: 10

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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