ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of being a peasant in the realm of Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a respected member of society once again? Look no further than our server, where we will turn your joke of a profession into a hilarious success story!

Join our SMP and watch as your once highly respected profession becomes the talk of the town. From being a lowly chicken farmer to a prestigious potato harvester, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server with your newfound comedic talents!

So why wait? Join us today and let’s turn your profession into a joke worth laughing at!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 97/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Crops Grown: 7120 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 5824
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Enchantments Applied: 187
Undead Armies Raised: 5 Void Gems Collected: 37

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

New Minecraft Servers

  • EmpirePvP Ranks|Raiding

    EmpirePvP Ranks|Raiding

    If you have been looking for a new minecraft raiding server for months well you have found the right server we are a 24/7 server with 16 gigs of ram and no lag Come check us out Thanks

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Falling into the Void: 0
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Dragons Doom

    Dragons Doom

    You might be wondering what is like to join the perfect server? Well it is like having heaven in your hands. Dragons’ Doom has been up for about 3 months making everything so perfect that if their is something wrong we will immediately TAKE action to fix the problem! Our staff is helpful and supportive that they will help out with any problem as long as it is within reason. Dragons’ Doom has various creations from PVP to a MOB-ARENA. Our server is 24/7 wishing that people all around the world would play on our server. Dragons’ Doom is so unique because it has a voting system, shops, factions, PVP,shops, mob-arenas, xp farms for those who are donators, and much more!

    Their is a unique variety of players each day but sadly not enough! People always ask why our server is not big and full of people.. Well because we were still fixing the issues and bugs the server encountered. NOW our server is LAG FREE. YES LAG FREE! Isn’t that incredible. Only the best for the best.

    create a faction, survive, kill or be killed, make allies, make enemies. Take in captives, torture them and let them know that you are going to be the most feared faction that their will ever be. Raid, kill, Grief, but I warn you be careful out their one moment you could be making your home and the next you could be fighting for your life even though you know you will die you will try and come out victorious! Welcome to the fight for survival comrade you will be pushed, stabbed, and even killed… Help yourself and those around you make a run for it survive and free everyone from the terror that is rising – Dragons’ Doom server

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 228 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Alien Abductions: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • GoldenCraft

    GoldenCraft

    Welcome to GoldenCraft! We are an incredible hub server that is always improving over time, and we are always looking for new faces to have fun with!

    We currently offer the following: – Factions – Creative ( Comes with huge plots and free to use worldedit for all! ) – Infected ( Custom coded infected experience that rewards the brave ) – Pixelmon – Survival – Parkour

    We run on high end dedicated servers only to insure both minimal downtime and optimal performance with no lag.

    IP: play.goldencraft.co

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 7
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • LegendaryCraft

    LegendaryCraft

    Hello my name is icycoolXD but before i go on this servers going to be REALLY different from alot of Minecraft servers for one the server going to be based on a storyline wich it starts off with me and super in the orginal AwesomeCraft (my old server) when a bunch of people come down and capture the heroes to a new world which turns out to be a race to save the unverse and the players are the heroes!In the first overworld you will have Survival world and thats it once you get approved and ranked up you have a chance to beat a boss enemy upon doing so will grant you acess to the next overworld and creative world inside it and so on and so on until you vs the final boss wich will grant you acess to the Admin world or “Special world” Like i said this is all just the begging so we need as many builders to help this server come to Fruition

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 138
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • E=MC2

    E=MC2

    We are a server to come build and have a economy server. We have plugins to sell stuff and get land you can have land and work together to build and survive in this insane world! Not to worry creepers don’t explode to do block damage but they can hurt you. DYNMAP ip: http://184.154.185.248:8953 We also have a Mumble voice server check our forums for the IP! We would love to have you come play and make wonders of art!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33 New Chunks Explored: 19109
    Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Dark Rituals Completed: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • SarmaCraft

    SarmaCraft

    Come and play on best minecraft server Survival Factions And much more…

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 10 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Void Armor Forged: 12
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 27 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • CryptCraft

    CryptCraft

    IP: cryptcraft.com YouTube: youtube.com/cryptcraft Facebook: facebook.com/cryptcraft Donations: cryptcraft.com/donate

    Welcome to CryptCraft! We are a free to play (cracked) server that has been around since August 2011. We have a medium sized community right now, and we are always looking for new members! WE NOW HAVE A DEDICATED SERVER WITH 16GB OF RAM! So, what do we have to offer?

    VANILLA WORLD! On our Vanilla world, players can build a house anywhere, make shops, kill others in the wilderness, start new towns, and much more! When joining the server, you must complete a tutorial before being able to play in Vanilla. We do this to prevent spam. WE DO NOT ALLOW GRIEFING in vanilla! Any grief that is found will result in an IP ban of the offender and a rollback of the area. This is your grief warning! If you find grief, tell an admin or mod. Players can make money by selling items in a shop, or selling cobblestone to the admin shop. (Video on shops) If you are interested in making your own town, you must pay $1000 (In game money) to an Admin (This can be split between people). Towns have PvP disabled and can be either public or private. Home protection can be purchased for $50 from an Admin or Mod. We will also add an admin shop and a warp to new towns. Stealing from chests is allowed, so you need to remember to lock your chests! You can do this by using the command /lock and hitting your chest. These are the basic rules for our Vanilla world, but if you have more questions.. JUST ASK US!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 25 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • JRCraft

    JRCraft

    JRCraft has been running since 2011 !

    Join one of the longest running community driven servers in Minecraft history ! +-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=- Small nuggets of info +-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=- Newish map, we have recently reset. We do not do this often (once every 2 years or so).

    Plugin info and Server News: https://jrcraft.net

    Permissions: https://jrnetwork.net/help/serverwiki/minecraft/jrcraft-permissions-r21/

    Dynmap: http://play.jrcraft.net:1888

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 242
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Farms Harvested: 465
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • DarkerCraft

    DarkerCraft

    Coming Soon! www.DarkerCraft.com 1.4.3, Awaiting Bukkit RB Mature management, anti-grief, grief cleanup, survival, PVP Arena, Spleef Arena, anti-floating fences, large biome. Management positions available. Ground up unique build…not a copy from another. No super flat areas. Owner and donation funded.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 11 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • [1.4.7] ϟChunkWarsϟ

    [1.4.7] ϟChunkWarsϟ

    CHUNKWARS A WHOLE NEW PVP EXPERIENCE

    What is ChunkWars? ———————————————- ChunkWars Is An Entirely New PvP Game. Each Player Starts On A 16X16X16 Chunk. The Chunk Contains Resources And A Starter Chest. Every Night The Chest Is Refilled. You Have A 4 Minute Grace Period. After 4 Minutes, Its All Out PVP! Build Your Way To Other Chunks! LAST ONE STADING WINS! Visit Our Website To Donate And Get A Rank! www.chunkwars.webs.com DIAMOND TODAY! VOTE TODAY

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 19 Glorious Feasts Held: 16
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 30 Mythical Quests Completed: 43

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • SWGaming

    SWGaming

    SWGaming Minecraft Server

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ores Mined: 8026 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Animals Bred: 40

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • RVL-CRAFT

    RVL-CRAFT

    We have 1 map Only no other maps just 1

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 7130
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3557 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • AnnihilationCraft

    AnnihilationCraft

    AnnihilationCraft is a Hardcore PvP Server IP: 69.175.52.20 Port: 25565 Website: http://annihilationcraftpvp.enjin.com/home Forum: http://annihilationcraftpvp.enjin.com/forum Voting: http://annihilationcraftpvp.enjin.com/Voting Hoster: Beastnodes Chicago PvP: ALLOWED Stealing: ALLOWED Greifing: ALLOWED Hacking: NOT ALLOWED

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 29 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • CubX

    CubX

    RolePlay server, structured cities, useful plugins, and a united team! TS3 Available, PixelArt world (Infinite Blocks) and PVP for fun! Visits are possible without registration!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Chimeras Created: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 29 Villages Defended: 15
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Up and Rising

    Up and Rising

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 293
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Holy Grails Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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