ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of being a peasant in the realm of Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a respected member of society once again? Look no further than our server, where we will turn your joke of a profession into a hilarious success story!

Join our SMP and watch as your once highly respected profession becomes the talk of the town. From being a lowly chicken farmer to a prestigious potato harvester, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server with your newfound comedic talents!

So why wait? Join us today and let’s turn your profession into a joke worth laughing at!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Ores Mined: 7535 Treasure Maps Found: 9
Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Magic Crystals Found: 11
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
Dragon Eggs Found: 4155 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

New Minecraft Servers

  • Wrath Pvp

    Wrath Pvp

    If you want a hardcore faction server then Wrath pvp is the place for you there are very nice mods and admins and the pvp in this server is amazing we would all very much appreciate it if you came and joined are server who knows you might even want to donate so please join wrath pvp and tell them gagerules sent you (owner- Wfloydboy Head Admin-smash)

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 83 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6068 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Magical Moments Shared: 28
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vanilla PVP Grief

    Vanilla PVP Grief

    You will not find another pvp server with pure vanilla fighting and building. No factions, no free items, no whitelist, no building restrictions. The city is there just so you can flatten it. Griefing is allowed, however do not confuse griefing with cheating. Anyone using cheating programs will be banned permanently with no warnings.

    WARNINGS! 1)Difficulty is 3 and Anarchy PVP is hard. If you are new to Minecraft, do not play here and complain. 2)World spawn is camped. Follow the advice below or die like a fool. 3)Dungeons are extremely hard. With full armor and 2 people it is barely possible.

    If spawning under attack, make a run for it. Use F3 to note your secret base location. Move to 500+ blocks from spawn and build a bed. Collect 26 Iron for armor and sword. Construct a Bow and Arrows. Return to spawn to seek blood!

    Players’ Ender Chests and held items will be saved between seeds.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Magic Crystals Found: 19
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Mines Excavated: 1074

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineSpark

    MineSpark

    Massive multiworld server with friendly, adult Admins and Moderators. We have several survival worlds, a creative world that uses kits, a redstone world, as well as a few custom ones unique ONLY to MineSpark (Outbreak zombie survival, and Kingdoms RPG world). Come join us at minespark.net!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 23 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HYPERCRAFT

    HYPERCRAFT

    We have admins who are willing to help, a nice website, lots of fun plugins, and no lag! There is a whitelist, but everyone get accepted.

    Get whitelisted at: http://hypercrafting.enjin.com/forum

    Mumble: east2.voice.enjin.com:61123

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Zombie Dances: 7 Endless Night Skies: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ZunixPvP Hardcore PVP

    ZunixPvP Hardcore PVP

    Want to know more? JOIN THE SERVER!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Falling into the Void: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 40 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 368 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Celestria

    Celestria

    Photos: https://imgur.com/a/NaMTjwb

    A magical survival server with optional RPG elements, java and bedrock support.

    Land claims, rollback protection, and fantastical locations to explore, economy, and McMMO is just a hint of what we offer. You can expect standard survival features but also many other quality of life improvements. The server has a heavy focus on kindness, relaxation, and chill vibe, toxicity strictly not allowed and will be swiftly dealt with.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 5 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Towns Built: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Epic Battles Fought: 6
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pig Network

    Pig Network

    Low Lag, Hosted in the US Pig Network, Current GameModes Factions Creative Survival (being release 4/17 (Today)) GameModes coming soon Skywars Capture the Flag Domination Party Games DeathMatch and more Running 1.7.4 but updates fast! when joining, use the ./server command to move from server to server like this /server creative, /server pigpvp, /server survival

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 33 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • minespeed

    minespeed

    Hello I present to you my minecraft server which is called minespeed server created for around 8 months pvp server / freebuild / creative server around 30 people connected every afternoon, competent staff several maps available for people to play on it. we look forward to seeing you soon on minespeed, cordially the staff (precision it does not have server port )

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 47
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Avicus Network

    The Avicus Network

    1.8 to 1.12 Support

    Play unique competitive Minecraft PVP mini-games ran by our 100% custom plugins including:

    – Team Deathmatch (TDM) – Capture the Flag (CTF) – King of the Hill (KOTH) – Destroy the Monument (DTM) – Capture the Wool (CTW) – Sky Wars – The Walls / Bridges

    Avicus was started in 2011 and has been hosting PVP mini-games since 2012. Do you have ideas for new games? We make them happen!

    Join our Minecraft server by using our IP address: avic.us

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Magic Items Found: 1596
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vortex Craft

    Vortex Craft

    Great Server. Amazing staff! 1.4.5! factions! raiding! Anti-Grief! Amazing community! You’ll have an amazing time playing on Vortex Craft

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Void Armor Forged: 30
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftShark

    CraftShark

    PVP faction server Great staff Great members Great pvp Great plugins And Great fun! JOIN NOW play.craftshark.net

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 23
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • QcCraft

    QcCraft

    QcCraft is a large Semi-RP/PvP server mainly Quebecois/French but all French speakers are accepted with 40 slots, with application and without white-list running 24/24, 7 days a week!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Magic Items Found: 4765
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 21 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AciesPVP

    AciesPVP

    This is AciesPVP! Join now and get a piece of the Factions PVP action! This is a **NEW** server! Get on and get a head start. We need players to fill up the 60 slots. This is a 24/7 Factions PVP server with great staff! Just join and play! No promotion needed!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 21 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • McLifeCraft

    McLifeCraft

    McLifeCraft 1.4.5

    Do you dare?!

    Why you should come to us?

    weil : -> Anyone can join with cracked Minecraft -> we have admin and player shops -> we have cool events -> we have a nice team -> we have 4 Gs biomes (normal, desert, jungle, water) -> You can build your own city -> we have a creative map -> Ranks such as VIP, VIP+ and Sponsor (Cheap) -> we have 4 worlds online at the same time

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 9889
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Void Armor Forged: 22 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Adenia

    Adenia

    Adenia-Gaming is a PVP / Survival server. The limited map will lead players to compete, conquer for the last available resources. The many unique plugins will be at your disposal as well as a mature and available administration team.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17
    Animals Bred: 27 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 60

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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