ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of being a peasant in the realm of Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a respected member of society once again? Look no further than our server, where we will turn your joke of a profession into a hilarious success story!

Join our SMP and watch as your once highly respected profession becomes the talk of the town. From being a lowly chicken farmer to a prestigious potato harvester, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server with your newfound comedic talents!

So why wait? Join us today and let’s turn your profession into a joke worth laughing at!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 101/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 4
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • zombie apocalypse

    zombie apocalypse

    This is a challenging server that is locked in hard. And guest have no commands. So that way it is challenging and we are currently making a website we are also working on donater packages which will have some commands. And this server has been played on before so don’t get scared when you see giant statues spawn. And if you know commands to help the server liken how to use world edit or safe zone please contact us on our website when we get one. 🙂 I’m not the owner im just the owners friend.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Farms Harvested: 870 Cursed Lands Purified: 9

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • HaftaCraft

    HaftaCraft

    We are currently looking for dedicated players to join our Haftacraft community!

    We have been established since February 2011, we are a dedicated 24/7 server, with three map options: – Full PvP Factions world – PvE-only Vanilla Survival world – Creative Free Build. We occasionally hold events such as spleef, king of the hill, mob battles, hunger games and more! Also we have many active members on our TeamSpeak chanel. We welcome people of all age groups, and look forward to making your Minecraft experience a great one.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Divine Spears Created: 29
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Animals Bred: 55
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • – Nixium – PvE –

    – Nixium – PvE –

    We are a fully protected McMMO and Towny server that you will love! Come on and play to get more claim blocks to protect your things, and have fun in the wild! We have player-creatable portals as well! Come check it out. We promise you will have fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Void Armor Forged: 30
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Enchantments Applied: 220

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CoreCraft PVP

    CoreCraft PVP

    CoreCraft PVP is an almost new Minecraft Server that’s growing by the day. With awesome players and staff, your bound to have fun. We also have monthly drop parties and awesome donator ranks.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Luxcraft

    Luxcraft

    Welcome to the Luxcraft Community The Luxcraft Network is an international community Even though there quite a few swedish players anyone is welcome to join. English is the main language but we do allow local languages, we dont force anyone to speak english

    Join the fun: mc.playluxcraft.com Our website: www.playluxcraft.com

    Voting for Luxcraft gives you rewards on all our servers. Depending on which you get crate keys and/or coins. Available server: Survival – Creative – Skyblock – Survival Games – EggWars

    Our main rules are: – Use common sense – HAVE FUN

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 30 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Potions Brewed: 110 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • MCFallout Network

    MCFallout Network

    Zombies have invaded Minecraft! Battle with your friends through hordes of zombies, upgrading your rank as you receive money and loot from your opponents. With a playing field of more than 50,000 blocks spread over 10 maps, you will always find an area unexplored. Sophisticated ranking system allows you to build at higher ranks, unlocking new perks at every level. With over 99.9% uptime, MCFallout provides you with a lag-free, immersive Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

    Thank you, and we hope to see you soon! The MCFallout Team

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • StuzzCraft

    StuzzCraft

    Stuzzcraft is an SMP server that celebrated it’s 3 year anniversary November 2015. We’ve had over 10,000 unique visitors to our server, but are always looking for new people to join the community!

    No Whitelist – No sitting around, waiting for applications to be approved! Active Staff – From Mods right up to the Owner Farm World – Why tear up the main world – use the often resetting farming world for materials! Grief Prevention Claims – Protect your land from all forms of griefing Optional Creative World – Build what you want in your own plot using creative mode! Player Run Shops – Our players set the economy in a Shop World, using a custom plugin to create shops McMMO – Adds a fun, ‘RPG’ aspect to the server Many, MANY more custom plugins – one of the perks of having a developer the an owner!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Animals Bred: 137 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Potions Brewed: 166
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 168
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • RexCraftia

    RexCraftia

    RexCraftia is a one-of-a-kind survival server, featuring a custom events, unique weapons designed by the owner himself (alongside a few implemented from community suggestions), and beautifully hand-crafted scenery. Fully customized mobs paired with customized weaponry revolutionizes the PvP experience, meaning there is always something to do. Whether it be completing dungeons for rewards, or fighting boss mobs at extravagantly crafted castles, you are guaranteed a truly memorable rexperience.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 47 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Alien Abductions: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • LiveToPlay (all)

    LiveToPlay (all)

    LibertyMinecraft … a comprehensive server with many opportunities to have fun, there is something for everyone, no one is bored.

    We offer, ➢ Paintball ➢ SkyBlock ➢ Survival ➢ Freebuild ➢ and much more…

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 31 Magic Wands Crafted: 13
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 4074
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 50 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • PvP.LetsBuild.net

    PvP.LetsBuild.net

    Welcome to PvP.LetsBuild.Net This is part of the LetsBuild.net network of servers. This server is built for those who want to play survival or want to compete against others in head on PvP. Griefing and raiding are all allowed.

    Features:

    – Factions – mcMMO – Custom Recipes – Dynamic Economy – And much more.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 12 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Zer0Fate

    Zer0Fate

    Factions? Nation wars? A state of Economy!!!?? it’s only getting better. Join and stat your adventure today!

    Watch our server video for FTB!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 27 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 12 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 17 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • OmniworldMC

    OmniworldMC

    64 Player Vanilla Survival server.

    No PvP, No Grief.

    Two year old server with well established friendly community. We are looking for new players who are interested in building and community instead of PvP and minigames.

    We allow no bad or anti social behavior on our server and remove problem players quickly. Staff will undo any and all griefing done on the server no exceptions, and ban the offending player.

    We Use McMMO, Economy, pets, and more.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • SwiftBees Survival Server

    SwiftBees Survival Server

    We are a survival/Semi-Vanilla server that keeps a few plugins to ensure no greifing and other problems that can arise. Come join us and have fun! We are a whitelist server so go to the website listed and post on the forum to get whitelisted!!!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Falling into the Void: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Potions Brewed: 43 Alien Abductions: 0
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23 Astral Projections Made: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Slabcraft

    Slabcraft

    Slabcraft.net is the premiere Minecraft experience. We specialize in minecraft servers for over 3 years. We offer several servers including…

    – Factions Server – KitPVP Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Prison Server

    Donate at store.slabcraft.net. We offer one of the the most reliable gaming experiences in minecraft multiplayer. We hope your stay will be one of a kind.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 35 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • MelonCraft

    MelonCraft

    Welcome to MelonCraft! We offer almost every play style imaginable. Connect with: play.meloncraft.com

    Factions Survival

    Creative Plots

    Survival Games (with custom arenas)

    Capture the Flag

    Parkour (checkpoint saving)

    Spleef (three arenas)

    Mobarena (survival rewards)

    The Walls (with custom arenas)

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 20 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 27 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 200

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY