ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of being a peasant in the realm of Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a respected member of society once again? Look no further than our server, where we will turn your joke of a profession into a hilarious success story!

Join our SMP and watch as your once highly respected profession becomes the talk of the town. From being a lowly chicken farmer to a prestigious potato harvester, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server with your newfound comedic talents!

So why wait? Join us today and let’s turn your profession into a joke worth laughing at!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 102/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed: 122 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
Dragon Eggs Found: 1535 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Falling into the Void: 0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Epic Battles Fought: 14

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Ultra Hardcore Eximius Gaming

    Ultra Hardcore Eximius Gaming

    Ultra Hardcore (UHC) is a modification to Minecraft that removes automatic healing from the game. Now, you can only heal by using Golden Apples! But that is not all – instead of Golden Apples requiring 8 golden nuggets, they use golden ingots instead.

    After connecting to the server, you have two options. Ultra Hardcore rounds begin once 4+ people sign up using the command /play. Once the game starts, it’s a battle to be the last one standing. Whether you’ll spend your days mining for good weapons or looking for enemies, the choice is up to you. Don’t have enough people to get a game started? Get your practice for UHC by going to the survival world, using the command /survival, and return to the lobby using /lobby.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 18 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • OctoWorld

    OctoWorld

    OCTOWORLD build | create | survive

    small friendly server. main survival world with MythicDrops. server economy where you earn money for playtime and mob kills with a shop to spend it in. rank up after 6 hrs play for access to creative worlds with NPCs, planes, guns, bombs and deathmatch. no donations

    octoworld.com for plugin info and more.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • SuperiorPvP

    SuperiorPvP

    SuperiorPvP is running Minecraft

    SuperiorPvP Craft is a developing, 24/7 Dedicated hardcore Factions PvP Server, that was just established, with a great community, mature players, and an abundance of space!

    Server and community features include:

    iConomy, Mob Arena, Factions, Hourly Backups, PvP, PvE, Abundance of space, No lag, Global Reach, Mcmmo, Donor ranks.

    Server Rules

    The server staff are fair and friendly, but they are quick to punish rule breakers. The rules are in place to make the server a fun and mature enviroment to play in. Please make sure you understand the rules before joining.

    [1] Be respectful to all Staff. [2] No clients. [3] No spamming. [4] No Advertising. [5] No asking for items, or ranks. [6] No Racism.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • RaetCraft

    RaetCraft

    Welcome to RaetCraft. we are a new server looking to get started and have fun we have plugins like

    -Factions -McBan -Planetiods(for donors) -LWC for locking doors, chests, signs ect. -McMMO -Rank System -A modreq system -ChestShop -Mob Arena -CTF Arena(with Classes) -and more we have great staff who are dedicated to making you’re time in RaetCraft enjoyable and fun. for the most part as long as you follow the rules we are laid back and relaxed. we do offer donor ranks along with being able to buy kits and enchanted items that can be made to be specific enchantments. we do drop parties and will be doing contests. I add new awesome plugins everyday that make ding things on MC easier like the MachinaCraft and many others.So if you like what you have read so far come and join our server and check us out.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 21 Endless Legions Commanded: 49

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • CraftShark Network

    CraftShark Network

    About CraftShark:

    Craftshark is a server that rewards you for your being on the server such as PvPing, Mining, avoiding stuiff and many more! we have a good voting system thats linked on the server website at http://craftshark.net which rewards you $200 and 10 Gold Ingots per vote, you are able to vote at 10 and more websites per everyone 10 hours and the highest voter for the month gets a free donation rank! Note you can view how many times you have voted on the website at http://craftshark.net/vote

    At craftshark the staff actully listen to you and your needs, when you require assestance please give the staff member he/she time to teloport to you or finish helping another member on the server.

    Craftshark has a welly balanced money system at the shops you are able to buy items by right clicking a buy/sell sign buy you may wounder why some blocks dont have a sell sign on them well to sell items on the server there is a easy command you can do its called sell hand to use this command grab the item in your hand that you want to sell and type /sell hand then the item will be taken off you and the money will be acctounted into your account

    CraftShark is a Hardcore PvP Factions server with a balanced and fair setup that rewards skill instead of time played or hacking. The server has a deep and rewarding economy driven by the players themselves and based on real economics. We have a 24/7 dedicated server with 16GB of RAM. We have a dedicated population and active community, international, experienced and professional staff, and dedication to our players.

    Server Information! IP: play.craftshark.net

    Main Website: http://craftshark.net

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 372
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • ZorroCraft

    ZorroCraft

    A minecraft server (still being set up)

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Mythical Relics Collected: 13
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 27 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 107
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • hDunno

    hDunno

    hDunno started in early April of 2013. We’re always looking for new players.

    We are a small group of community-minded players ranging all ages. We have a good amount of ‘regulars’ and would like to invite any of those to the server that enjoy building with a steady set of players.

    Server address is: mc.hdunno.com

    24/7 – Reliable Host – No Lag

    plugins: DynMap, Essentials, CoreProtect, ProtectionStones, and tons more

    We use Essentials Economy to offer a currency based economy system. We have a full size shop with all sorts of goods as well as an extensive enchantment shop. Come check them out!

    Survival: If you enjoy playing survival, our map, Glacier, has a brand new railway that connects many islands and is fun to get around on. Find a spot near one of the rail stations and start building!

    Factions: Factions used to be quite popular on our server. Many factions were established and bases built. Fortunately, after a server reset all of those bases became unclaimed. Now’s your chance to score some loot and set up shop!

    Creative: Our creative world, Wool World, is also available to allow you to build ’til your hearts content. We often team up on builds then copy them over to the survival world or spawn. 🙂

    Mini-games: Can’t forget the game lobby. We’ve got Spleef, Kit PvP, Hide n Seek, and Skyblock.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 16

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • onepeace

    onepeace
    onepeace

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 979537 Epic Quests Completed: 24
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 57 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • ocd

    ocd

    When discussing minecraft I am aware that ocd is an amazing texture pack by the even more amazing disco, but mostly the term ocd stands for the well known uncontrollable need to achieve perfection. Even in places where no-one will ever see. That’s the server’s ambition in a nutshell. Hence the name. Now YOU are that player that squeezes every last drop of power out of your machine to run that new shadermod or HD texture pack, or tries to get better at – let’s say – landscaping. If you recognize yourself as this type of player you are more than welcome to check out the server and help it become AWESOME.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Secret Passages Found: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • BRAJO

    BRAJO
    READING

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Emeralds Found: 6141 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Spyte PvP

    Spyte PvP

    We have great staff. Lots of fun minigames, factions, time to time drop partys, pvp, arenas, And lots more!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • BogRealms

    BogRealms

    BogRealms is a server that has minigames, survival games, Survival, and much more. With a friendly staff, you will never have a bad time!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Runes Activated: 0 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 22
    Void Armor Forged: 30 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 16

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • HeilCraft

    HeilCraft

    HeilCraft is a 24/7 action packed, never-a-dull-moment kind of MC Server. With Bending!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 242 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • AgedCraft

    AgedCraft

    Welcome to Agedcraft.

    Minecraft 1.7.2 Hosted in the US Plenty of events/minigames Creative plots Survival and PvP Hungergames

    Dedicated & mature staff, experience in running servers and a goal to make the best possible experience for players.

    We take any feedback and suggestions into great consideration in order to make it a fun server for everyone to play on.

    We hope you enjoy the server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Towns Built: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Gods Slained: 0
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • UrbanCraftNetwork

    UrbanCraftNetwork

    Economy Free & Citybuild PvP Survival Games Nette Community Teamspeak-Server

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Towns Built: 4 Crops Grown: 1564
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 11
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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