ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of being a peasant in the realm of Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a respected member of society once again? Look no further than our server, where we will turn your joke of a profession into a hilarious success story!

Join our SMP and watch as your once highly respected profession becomes the talk of the town. From being a lowly chicken farmer to a prestigious potato harvester, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server with your newfound comedic talents!

So why wait? Join us today and let’s turn your profession into a joke worth laughing at!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 2
Vanishing Items Found: 6 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • DBD Minecraft

    DBD Minecraft

    PLAY.DBDMC.COM This is simply the best Small to Medium sized survival town server out there. OP Hardware, No Lag, Super friendly players, Helpful Staff, Custom Plugins, Economy and Established well over a year ago.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 23 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • MC-Creative

    MC-Creative

    A creative server that is different from the rest of the crowd. We don’t simply give you WorldEdit, we give you nearly every feature of it. We give you two 175X175 plots to build on, an arsenal of building tools, and a great community to build with. We have staff whom have proper training of all the necessary plugins. Join today and see what you are missing!!

    COMMANDS: /plot auto -claims a plot /plot add -adds a friend to your plot /plot remove -removes a player from your plot /marry -marry a person /marry divorce -divorces your marriage /marry tp -teleport to your partner /tpa -request to teleport to someone /tpahere -request someone to teleport to you /yes -accepts a teleport request /no -denies a teleport request /silentno -denies a tp request, but won’t tell the other player /hat -wear an item on your head /pvpmode -toggle pvp mode on and off

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Sputnik One Networks

    Sputnik One Networks

    This is a vanilla SMP server for dedicated users who wish to be a part of a close and exclusive community. It uses a white-list, though we are currently open to applications (go to http://sputnik1net.org/mc/). We will likely remain on full releases of vanilla minecraft, as snapshots are often too unstable, and bukkit is too slow to update.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 12 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • TheBroadSword Server!

    TheBroadSword Server!
    TheBroadSword Server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Crops Grown: 8473
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4963 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • MinecraftUK.com

    MinecraftUK.com

    Welcome to the MCUK Server Listing,

    MCUK has Multiple Themes spread across Several Worlds Our economy is mainly based on Mob Killing & Trading, Offering Creative, Survival, PvP, PvE, SkyBlock, Skywars Mini-Games and lots more.

    Established since early 2011 with 99%+ uptime. CONNECT & BUILD STRAIGHT AWAY (no whitelist, membership is free, donations and shop ). PLENTY OF CHOICE & DIVERSITY TO KEEP YOU OCCUPIED, START HAVING FUN & MAKE NEW FRIENDS NOW. YOUR ADVENTURE AWAITS….

    MinecraftUK one of the Finest minecraft communities in the Universe.

    Thank you for reading this! We hope to see you soon!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Animal Town

    Animal Town

    This is an amazing server that you want to join. awesome staff they are there to make your playtime worth it. They are outgoing and there to protect you and what you build. It’s one of them servers you go on and always want to be on. Players and staff are awesome people to play with so what are you waiting for join!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 13
    Towns Built: 10 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Underverse

    Underverse

    Come join the new server Underverse, a PVP Conquest server where you and your friends can conquest the towns and other players homes!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 New Chunks Explored: 292802

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Scorched Earth

    Scorched Earth

    23/7 hrs uptime 28 Slots Cops and Robbers v2 (2 maps of 10) Spleef Player MADE Minigames (requires 2 USD) AC 6/16/13 Semi community Voting Rewards

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Emeralds Found: 7316
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • CraftVille

    CraftVille

    CraftVille is a survival community orientated server in which players make friends and have fun, building and playing games together.

    We have some Mini-Games to keep players interested and competitive as well as an Economy, a Town system where players can form their own community and of course a flawless grief rollback and protection system so your builds are always safe with us.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Players Killed by Monsters: 6059
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 23
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Falling into the Void: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • GiBcraft

    GiBcraft

    Casual, adult minecraft server. Economy and protected homes via residence. Entire west dedicated to PvP. Entire east is PvP free zone dedicated to PvE.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Titanic Battles Fought: 25
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • jdcraft

    jdcraft

    New server thats pve with pvp arenas and mob arenas. 17 different effect arrows. Zombie survival map.GUNS AND EXPLOSIVES FOR ALL!!! Unique server drop in and check us out.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Potions Brewed: 140
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • RegularChaos

    RegularChaos

    We are a comparatively small server with a nice community and focus on freebuild and survival. There are no properties outside of the spawn city and anyone who finds a nice, uninhabited place is welcome to settle there. All buildings are welcome, there is no specified server style and no size restrictions.

    The server itself is based on the vanilla feel with a few additional selected plugins. We try to keep the good old Minecraft feeling alive. There is no pay-to-win and no admin shops. Trade only exists as barter between players.

    Our server base is a more mature server and we welcome every reasonable player who would like to enrich our small community by enjoying the game and with respect for other people’s gaming achievements.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 182 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 193 Titanic Battles Fought: 23
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Meta-Union

    Meta-Union

    This server is a freebuild server and mainly German-speaking. You can build wherever you want as long as you follow our rules.

    You can protect yourself against griefers with properties (plugin: GriefPrevention). You can find all further information in the game. The rest is up to your creativity. I wish you much fun.

    We also offer a TeamSpeak 3 server (IP: ts.meta-union.com:10012) www.Meta-Union.com

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 6246
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Dimension Hops: 1
    Runes Activated: 4 Magic Items Found: 1573

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Lazuli MC

    Lazuli MC

    Welcome to Lazuli PvP!

    Features – Factions – Access to a creative world! – MCMMO – Friendly Staff! – Stable economy! – Custom Loot – Anti-cheating tools – Dedicated server with 24/7 uptime, a website, and forums! – We use dev builds of plugins and bukkit to stay up to date with the most recent version of minecraft! – The Administration is extremely active, making sure the server is Stable and up to date!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Farms Harvested: 322 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 New Chunks Explored: 550644
    Void Armor Forged: 21 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • SwordPVP

    SwordPVP

    The SwordPVP Network is a multiplayer Minecraft server network which features a collection of multiple high quality server-side modded gamemodes and mini-games focused on Player vs. Player (PVP) gameplay!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Star Shards Collected: 190
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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