ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of being a peasant in the realm of Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a respected member of society once again? Look no further than our server, where we will turn your joke of a profession into a hilarious success story!

Join our SMP and watch as your once highly respected profession becomes the talk of the town. From being a lowly chicken farmer to a prestigious potato harvester, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server with your newfound comedic talents!

So why wait? Join us today and let’s turn your profession into a joke worth laughing at!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players: 93/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
Enchantments Applied: 178 Demon Skulls Collected: 19

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Endless Survival

    Endless Survival

    Welcome to Endless Survival! We are a well established fully 1.10 server with helpful staff and a friendly, active community. Just a few plugins to make life that bit easier home, tpa, spawn etc. Full grief protection including GriefPrevention and block logging for your peace of mind. Work on community projects, or go it alone. With a fresh map for 1.9 there’s plenty to explore!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Million-Craft

    Million-Craft

    *STAFF NEEDED* Here at Million-Craft we are striving to improve the look and feel of our server including updating the game modes and adding new ones. Join our teamspeak at 149.202.65.197:43703

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Argarian Network

    Argarian Network

    Server Argarian Network ! Minigames for your fun ! Go play in this great network ! With lower price of rank vip, with MUCH NEW MINIGAMES !

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 525
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • RonanCraft

    RonanCraft

    Join our small community and help create a stronger bond between server and player! A server cannot live without the player, so why don’t you drop by and see how strong a server can really be! We have a nice staff team and always looking at ways to improve. —- IP: play.ronancraft.net —- Website: Link: http://ronancraft.net Many progressive Ranks, custom plugins, become a member today!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 New Chunks Explored: 328213

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Dannebrog Kingdom

    Dannebrog Kingdom

    Join us at 138.201.18.35:25574 for a fun, friendly minecraft experience :D! We currently offer the following gamemodes;

    – Factions [Raiding, PVP]

    – KitPVP/Slayer [Fight other players & mobs for money!]

    – Parkour [Do parkour on our parkour levels]

    Voting for us here will give you rewards 🙂

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 1972 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 35 Emeralds Found: 6445

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • NightFlare Gaming

    NightFlare Gaming

    We are a new server that is hoping that you will join us on our journey to meeting new people, expanding our server, and having a ton of fun!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • VoxelLoop Network

    VoxelLoop Network

    The VoxelLoop Network is a series of servers designed to bring you the best possible experience.

    Our Factions server is lag free and contains many helpful plugins such as: Grief Prevention, Core Protect, Auctions, Economy, and Furniture. (Post suggestions on our forums) Now, you can also purchase apartments in our towns!

    Our Creative server is also lag free and contains large 128×128 plots with the ability to use WorldEdit and furniture. We keep this server lag free by using a plugin that allows WorldEdit commands to be ran in pieces rather than as one large action that can sometimes cause a crash.

    Visit our TeamSpeak 3 server: voice.voxelloop.co.uk

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 454
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Soul Swords Wielded: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Sycho

    Sycho

    Good server, join! NEED STAFF!

    who reads these? who reads these? who reads these? who reads these? who reads these? who reads these?

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Reality-Pixelmon

    Reality-Pixelmon

    Reality-Pixelmon, The all-new pixelmon server fit to any needs! Active polling, Grand Exchange, and unlimited potential! The dedicated owner, and forming staff team are hard at work to put out for our players! Server is hosted on a 24/7 DDoS protected board and network. Come join us today, and mold the future of this immaculate server in progress!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ores Mined: 5165 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Robert Ireland

    Robert Ireland

    Server 1.8.8 – PVP Creative Survival All players can be opped. Jobs, ArmorShop, Economy, Vault. Friendly server.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Magic Items Found: 8980

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Harvest Block

    Harvest Block

    We are a mature and well-established server that consists of players 18 and older. We are often considered rare because we make no exceptions to this rule. This is to ensure we have a nice friendly bunch of people, from different walks of life, who enjoy playing together because they share a hobby.

    Please visit our website to apply for whitelisting!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 69

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Cuba – Prison

    Cuba – Prison

    Danish minecraft server, join it and we can make a nice community! You can read more on my website – and if you have any questions can you send me a mail on [email protected] 🙂

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17
    Villages Defended: 18 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Minecrafters Go Mooo

    Minecrafters Go Mooo

    NEED STAFF AND REGULAR PLAYERS!!!

    There are two Owners – ItsDIGI and FappyJr/FapToMySkill.

    The server has fun plugins, unlimited world, teleports to every biome and no lag!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 90 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Enchanted Craft

    Enchanted Craft

    Enchanted Craft is an Alpha Build of something great, We currently only have Survival and Factions but plan on having Creative and Mini-Games

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 25 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Sarefine

    Sarefine

    Sarefine is a server which offers loads of different pvp opportunities, unlike mainstream servers we have a KitPvP based soup server with abilities to rain arrows and suffocate players in ice, 2 of many. We also have a practice server with elo based system in which one can reach the leaderboards and show who is the best. We’re an eu based network soon expanding to many different continents in the future, we look forward to seeing you!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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