Professional Procrastinator Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of living in the boring real world where your job title doesn’t match what you actually do? Then come join our Minecraft SMP, where your job title will finally make sense!

Imagine being a professional block breaker, a master of pixelated landscapes, or a professional creeper wrangler. On our server, you can live out your wildest job title fantasies and truly be the boss of your own virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches and power on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your boring real-world job behind and join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything is possible!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Alien Abductions:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Crops Grown:	9812	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7442
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	1592	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Ores Mined:	5225	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	215
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Enchantments Applied:	186
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Love Letters Sent:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mines Excavated:	2879

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Buildings Constructed:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Emeralds Found:	8412	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Love Letters Sent:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Holy Grails Found:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Buildings Constructed:	25

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	25	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7338	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Void Gems Collected:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.