Professional Procrastinator Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of living in the boring real world where your job title doesn’t match what you actually do? Then come join our Minecraft SMP, where your job title will finally make sense!

Imagine being a professional block breaker, a master of pixelated landscapes, or a professional creeper wrangler. On our server, you can live out your wildest job title fantasies and truly be the boss of your own virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches and power on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your boring real-world job behind and join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything is possible!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2802	Dragon Eggs Found:	9141
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Animals Bred:	177	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Divine Spears Created:	29	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

peanutsmp

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, OneBlock, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Are you looking for a amazing server? well dont look further we got the best server for you! We have many game modes we have survival we have bedwars we have lifesteal and a parkour in coming soon to! the ip is: play.peanutsmp.fun and the port is 25565 Make sure you join the discord to for upcoming events!

see you there!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Lilfunbuild

Creative, Factions, Parkour, PvP, Survival

An online creative building game for children, family and friends to hang out at with lots of people. I have my own kids so I know how important it is to have a children friendly environment where you want to be free from harsh languages, graphics and much more. Lilfunbuild server is working hard to protect your builds and let you create wonderful things at your best or just build for fun.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Rosewind

MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Rosewind is a brand new towny server looking for new players to join us. We are in desperate need of staff to help us create a friendly and welcoming environment. Created 18/08/2023

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	38	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Farms Harvested:	685
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Contega RP

Roleplay, Survival

Server Info: Server IP: mc.jcamtech.com:25252 Server Forums: http://minecraft.jcamtech.com

About Contega RP: Welcome to the wonderful world of New Contega. In this world you will find a community happy to welcome any new faces. The server is constantly growing, always looking to expand its horizon. This 24/7 server is updated to the latest version of bukkit weekly and has a maximum of 2 days downtime for new Minecraft updates (only limited by bukkit’s updating cycle).

Perks for voting are enabled as well as a thriving item-based economy.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Runes Activated:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

KoxeMc

Survival

Hello, I invite you to KoxeMc, a new Custom server Server 24/7 always on, 0 lag Platform Java ——————————————————- Where you can find things like: Items Custom.

https://discord.gg/4cY3Z32YRm

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Runes Activated:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

The Darkfortress

“World” main homeworld, location of all major factions and the large fortress from which the server gets its name. Legend suggests that in ancient times the old races came here with the darkstars with the intention of mining all the resources, but they encountered… unexpected complications. Whatever it was, most of their machines were apparently abandoned overnight; often while still functional. Some how a form of “magic” evolved with later residents of this world – and an agrarian / feudal society; which on discovering the relics of the ancients became a sort of Romantic Steam Punk society. Grimnir – location of Grimgate – a powerful group little is known about. P2X-005 – Forest world, full of ravines and plants. Essentially Uninhabited. http://www.stargate-sg1-solutions.com/wiki/P2X-005 KS7-535 – Ice Planet, has a non-dialable stargate, in our server it has ruins however. http://www.stargate-sg1-solutions.com/wiki/KS7-535 projects – a special tropical moon. Can only be accessed by the very wealthy. Creative World. World The End – Considered our “space” dimension, until such a time as I can create a “normal” type world with a null world generator. If you fall off this world you land in the main world. Current location of the “unknown threat” that wiped out the ancients. Or WAS that the ancients? World Nether – Site of the last great war of the ancients – homewrold of the Necromancers; regular skirmishes still occur here, very dangerous place for unranked players. If you fall off the main world you land in here. Cybertron – homeworld of… the technomancers? Site of a high technology war. Mostly uninhabited, but completely covered in empty cities, and underground mysteries. Acadar – now this is a mystery planet. Currently overseen by Tangent Spy. Appears to be a tech world. But contains less relics.. that we know of.. Its name has special meaning…. And More

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Diogenes smp

PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Diogenes SMP RP is a new Minecraft SMP meant for roleplaying with other players and having a good time. Using version 1.20.1 for Java edition.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Asser Server

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Crops Grown:	1114
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Survicraft

Earth, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Survicraft An amazing minecraft server where you and your friends can play on our public server! The server is for any minecraft version and it uses no mods. This is a Spigot-based server, meaning it has great performance and addons. We have many features, such as: 1. Random teleportation 2. An amazing spawn 3. Ranks, which you can buy with real money or in-game currency. 4. 24/7 uptime (coming soon) 5. /shop and /sellgui. 6. Claiming system. 7. Every 10 minutes you are on the server, you gain money. 8. /minions shop 9. Skyblock Server Address Java: survicraft.my.pebble.host Discord: https://discord.gg/5eJrQEEFE7

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3697	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

EGMC

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Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Conivia Craft

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

SMP Semi-Vanilla Based Server! Survival server with a few adjustments to make it more relaxing! Gameplay shouldn’t be stressful, we implemented a few unique features to ease the stress of gameplay! We have included automining features and simple commands! We have the back command, gravestones, and all teleporting commands in use! The best part is, we have Fly in survival! Our spawn area has all functioning blocks free to use to help players along!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	New Chunks Explored:	279484
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Runes Activated:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

DerpCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skywars, Towny

Welcome to DerpCraft! This is a medieval RPG server with many unique custom features such as a leveled ranking system, mob bosses, and themed islands. Come grow your kingdom and dominate the server!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Potions Brewed:	106
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

The Epoch

Anarchy, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Features:

Quests: Complete tons of fun quests, and get free ranks as you play with cool commands!

Old Terrain Generation: When you spawn in, you’ll get the nostalgic InfDev terrain, and the further out you go, the newer the terrain will become!

Bedrock Compatible: Bedrock players on any device can login and play with their Java buddies!

No Rules: Hack, grief or bully others. It’s anarchy, you are free to do whatever you want!

While we are completely anarchy, there is an anti-cheat. This is mainly done to prevent movement hacks from creating an insanely large world size.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

McBlocks Server

McBlocks is a nice community where the staff and players get along well. McBlocks has two servers, a Creative server (c.mcblocks.net) and a Survival server (smp.mcblocks.net). The server has different ranks. You start off as a guest. To get builder you must show you will follow the rules and you must have played for a small amount of time.

Rules: No Griefing No inappropriate Structures

Owners: moss_crow, chrisbs and woder22

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Emeralds Found:	1858
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MSTV_CB

Creative, Survival

Hello, this server is new and we are happy about every new player. Join if you want to play on a city build and have fun.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.