Professional Procrastinator Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of living in the boring real world where your job title doesn’t match what you actually do? Then come join our Minecraft SMP, where your job title will finally make sense!

Imagine being a professional block breaker, a master of pixelated landscapes, or a professional creeper wrangler. On our server, you can live out your wildest job title fantasies and truly be the boss of your own virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches and power on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your boring real-world job behind and join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything is possible!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	5148
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Cubeville

Economy, PvP, Survival

Cubeville is a 24/7 Family Friendly Survival server. Custom Plugins, Active staff, automated economy, PVP-Arenas with loadouts, customized Spleef, and so much more.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftDiggers

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This is a survival, pvp vanilla server. Please don’t build too close to spawn, thanks! All ages are welcome! Mature players preferred. No modded clients allowed. New and veteran players welcome, please feel free to bring your friends!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mines Excavated:	1304
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Apple Realms

Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Apple Realms IP = mc.realms.cc website = http://realms.cc About Us: Apple Realms is a network, focused on one goal. Your happiness! We want you to experience the best you can get. With premium hardware and an extremely dedicated staff team, We believe Apple Realms is the server for you.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6529	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

WitherStormNetwork

Survival

NEW!! – Survival 2016! – log in now to get started!

The WitherStormNetwork is a trusted community with a great fan base. Simply the best place to call home! Looking for somewhere safe from grief you’ve come to the right place.

For Friendly Down to Earth people that just want to carve out a nice new home on a friendly server. No gimmicks or fancy buy in options for better advantages. no laundry list of rules, no donation boxes just play the game and stay alive! We believe in fair game play, admins will not help if you’re hungry so don’t ask for items. This would create an unfair advantage over new players. Build a farm underground if you have to. Participating in events or finding hidden treasure chests may be your ticket to a prosperous start.

We are not looking to make money and don’t care about large player bases. If you’re looking for OP status, time and dedication to the game is the only way you’ll get it. You don’t have to ask for it, it will be given to you if you stay true to the game.

Anyone looking to get in on a wild adventure from the start look no further. Were open to suggestions and welcome your contribution.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Alien Abductions:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Vanilla World

Survival, Vanilla

What is our server about?

Vanilla World is a unique kind of server. What makes it so special is that griefing does not occur yet the experience is 100% vanilla. This is because every player gets teleported to a different part of the map, hundreds of thousands of blocks away from anyone else. This makes griefing incidents very unlikely! We are not technically vanilla but we believe in order for every player to enjoy the same vanilla experience certain plugins are required. This is truly a one of a kind server because we write most the our plugins ourselves.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

FateCraft

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Void Armor Forged:	24

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Abbeycraft The Official Redwall Server

Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the first and only official Redwall server. Come and join other Redwall fans and explore the world created by Brian Jacques. Visit places such as the Abbey, St. Ninian’s, and Gingivere’s Farm. Many popular locations have been built, with more to come.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Blackhand

Der Blackhand Server (Cracked)

On this server you will experience more than Minecraft!

Our team offers you any help and is always at your side.

Become a part of our community and experience something

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Endless Night Skies:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	288	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	47
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Skyblock Realms

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Connect with the IP: SBrealms.com

Skyblock Realms Features: – Custom plugins. – Enhanced economic system. – Advanced island protection. – Custom islands. – Numerous parkour courses. – We offer several server realms (i.e.: Ice, Fire). – And of course, completely lag free.

At Skyblock Realms, our goal is to provide you with free, non-stop entertainment of the highest quality while ensuring uninterrupted game play. Enjoy your time at Skyblock Realms!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4435
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Towns Built:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

TekVille

Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Welcome to TekVille! Original Minecraft Feel. PVP in Arena only. Protection Stones. Plenty of Uninhabited Land!

Come build a homestead on a mostly empty new world! Also jobs available.

We now have the Horses Plugin!

We also have four PVP arenas and a Mob Arena! Not to mention creative build contests on the weekends. Lots of fun activities!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4702	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Enchantments Applied:	125

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Wynncraft

PvE, PvP

Wynncraft is a unique Minecraft MMORPG experience. Adventure into deep and epic quests, level up to unlock new powerful spells, and find rare gear to help you in your travels! No mods required!

You cannot build in it, but you can explore the world freely.

We feature quests, dungeons, a massive exciting world, unique weapons, bosses, an interactive spell system, a skill system, levels, trading, horse training, town invasions, and much much more.

Our inviting community would love to have you.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
New Chunks Explored:	980888	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Xeal Gaming

Creative, Factions, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

ABOUT US Xeal Gaming provides you a world-class gaming experience regardless of your age and nationality. You will get to meet players from various continents, and build great friendships through Xeal’s forums and Teamspeak. You will be empowered to play Minecraft in every imaginable way; farming in your own colossal skyscrapers, PVP in carefully built arenas, mining deep within the earth, building your most epic architectural creation, and more. Your creations and properties are protected from other players’ destruction with our Faction Plugin and the enforcement of our staff team. Even if property has been destroyed, staff can rollback such actions, and every player will be more than willing to lend you a hand in helping you recover.

Survival World – Also known as the main world of the server, this world is in Survival (SMP) mode and is the world that the server revolves around. There are many MMO aspects to this world including factions, economy, shops, jobs and so much more!

Games World – This world is filled with excitement! Play a game Parkour, PvP, or even TNTRun! There are various difficulties and themes to the parkour arenas! The arenas are fully functional and can range from “babysteps” to “damnhard!”. The games world will never cease to fulfill your amusement!

Plots World – Creative mode is given on this world, you can unleash your creativity here and build as you so desire, starting with 2 extremely large plots of size 80×80 is given to each player! More plots are allocated to people of higher rank or people whom have donated to the server.

SkyBlock World – Live on an island, invite your friends to help you on your journey to become the top island on the server, get resources by building farms and completing challenges!

Survival Games – Fight to the death against other players in order to gain the winning position! There are chests filled with loot waiting for adventurers like you to open them and discover the weapons and armour inside of them!

SERVER HARDWARE Powerful Dedicated i7-4770K at 4.2 GHz – Lagless TPS! (19.8-20) -Dedicated Memory! (12GB) – High Average Players! (25-60) -24/7 Uptime! (Never down) – Hosted in SG (with low ping!) – KeepInventory = TRUE – Active staff and admins

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Broncin

Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Towny

Broncin Network is a unique and engaging network of servers. If you choose to play with us, you will enjoy a wide variety of unique and exciting gamemodes new to Minecraft. We offer something for everyone, so we are sure you’ll have a great time on our network! Hope to see you online soon! 🙂

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Sarcacraft

**Features: Freebuild – Normal terrain, survival mode building Pro Flat World – Infinite flat world for skilled rank and above Emporium – The best builds are kept here **Survival Worlds: Survival – Normal factions-based survival Insanity – Ghost zombies, flying witches **Minigame Worlds: Parkour – Jumping puzzles. Levels added once in a while Spleef – Classic digging battles Escape – A small game based on teamwork MobArena – Fight mobs Survival Games – The usual Hunger Games based PVP Slime PVP – PVP by throwing slimes at others Duck Hunt – Shoot chicken down as they fall

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server‘s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!