Professional Procrastinator Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of living in the boring real world where your job title doesn’t match what you actually do? Then come join our Minecraft SMP, where your job title will finally make sense!

Imagine being a professional block breaker, a master of pixelated landscapes, or a professional creeper wrangler. On our server, you can live out your wildest job title fantasies and truly be the boss of your own virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches and power on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your boring real-world job behind and join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything is possible!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Animals Bred:	29	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Enchantments Applied:	291
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Nexxus Legion

Economy, Factions, Survival

==================== NEXXUS LEGION ======================

We are a small server. Only about 10 people may join our server at a time. Survival server for fun and socialization.

==================== IN GAME RANKS OF NEXXUS LEGION ======================

—Novice— The obvious new-comer to the server. They MUST register on the forum(http://nexxus.4umotion.com) and make a brief post about themselves to be promoted to Player. Commands Available: /help /msg /home /sethome /spawn

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Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Craft Unio

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Craft Union

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dimension Hops:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

XenonCraftPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

Hey Guys This Is Our New Server we are looking for staff and are willing to co-operate with players we are very friendly and love to chat so come join this hardcore raiding server :p also we are open to suggestions such and spawn server plugins and loads of other awesome stuff. Now You Can Vote For A Random Reward Each Time. Its Ranges From Diamonds To Op Swords And Lots Of Other Awesome Prized. We Have A server Shop And Lots Of Great Kits Come Join Today!

Our WorldBorder Limit Is 5000 Blocks

We Have Trade Rooms Now So Theives Cant Steal Your Items

We Also have Mobcash get Money For Killing Your Mobs

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Villages Defended:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

EmporiorNetwork

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skywars, Survival

EmporiorNetwork the Global Community Network

Were a fun Minecraft server network with custom plugins, a great community and exciting new gamemodes that are unique to us. We are always improving our network, adding more features and servers based around your feedback.

You can join our server through the following IP adress: mc.emporior.net Dont forget to visit and register on our site: www.emporior.net Want to talk with other players or staff then you can join our TeamSpeak server: ts.emporior.net

Come visit us and you will have a great time. See you soon on EmporiorNetwork.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Zombie Dances:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

VisiStudios

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

VISISTUDIOS.COM Takes you to a different galaxy long.. long… time ago. The mighty Galactic empire is at the brink of war. After the great war with Darth Vader the Republic empire found victory! However before Darth Vader went he had died with a curse that rose him and his army back from the dead. These undead 501st Clones have ran sacked and slathered villagers, and many are missing. You are surviving only on pure will to live.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PenguinCraft

Factions

PenguinCraft

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MilkCraft Survival

Survival

The best survival game in the MINECRAFT PLANET!! Join today and check it out! If you like it check out the website and tell friends about it! Be sure to check it out!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Mines Excavated:	2780

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Castle Crafters

Mini Games

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	882433	Potions Brewed:	115
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

World84

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

World8-4 is a gaming community, hosting multiple Minecraft Servers on some awesome hardware. Based off creating a friendly community we strive to keep our servers at the highest standards. Every server has a complete Anti-cheating system, including anti-xray and an active team of staff to respond instantly so you’re not left needing help.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8834	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Baneshroud

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Baneshroud has been a community since early Minecraft Beta. Across various updates and servers, our community is as strong as ever. You will never find more friendly players in Minecraft. Several towns are openly recruiting players, so feel free to explore and ask around to see what fits your playstyle best.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Lindquist Survival

Survival, Vanilla

This server is a survival server with a good protection plugin. Go onto: Website The server is aimed at a mature but friendly community. We have a rollback plugin so griefers can be rolledback and banned. You can rank up by doing the command: /ar check. You can rank up based on how many hours you have played.

1. Novice – default 2. Apprentice – 10 hours 3. Adept – 100 hours 4. Master – 200 hours

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	856
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Super Craft Brothers

Hardcore

First of all, I want to send a warm welcome to all the new players that have joined us, SCB has just been released as an open beta in collaboration with SethBling! We have launched with 7 maps and have gradually increased that number to 11 now. We have had tons of fun developing this and will continue to work on game additions like leveling, achievements, advanced PvP statistics and more maps!

We are the Official Super Craft Brothers servers and we are working on fully automatic servers with a lobby and queu system to support many players. We will still keep the original 4 players per match scheme as the original version, but we will add features that were simply not possible using redstone only.

We will release a set of 6 NEW maps made by Block_Fortress as well as the original maps made by SethBling. This is a very exciting project and we are very happy to be doing it with SethBling. Stay tuned for some beta testing soon!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7936	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

JailHouseBlox

Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

JailHouseBlox is an OP Prison server with many perks. ✓ 24 prison ranks with different mines, shops, banks, and more for each rank so you’ll never get bored ✓ plenty of donor ranks at good prices ✓ Friendly, helpful staff, always at least on guard on. ✓ Averages over 100 members at all times ✓ Members are knowledgeable on minecraft as well as on JHB. ✓ Online 24/7 ✓ We have the flo-auction plugin so you can get rid of stuff you don’t want as well as getting new/better items for yourself

• Each rank, A-L, Free, and Citizen have they’re own mines, some have two mines, some have a mine and a tree mine. • The mines get better and better as you move up, starting at just stone, iron, and coal, but moving up too having gold ore, diamond blocks, and emerald ore. And that’s not even the best • After earning rank Citizen, you can earn the 10 Prestige ranks. These are a part of being citizen and do not provide with new mines though they do give you certain perks, for example: a pet.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Ionic_Craft

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

This server is in a new state,everything went to hell and we are repairing it until then don’t join this server,and also I will update this post with more information about this,and any new information. Also I’m not the owner. Skype me for any questions. LixCoffee

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Swaped Craft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Void Gems Collected:	19	Mines Excavated:	4186

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.