Professional Procrastinator Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of living in the boring real world where your job title doesn’t match what you actually do? Then come join our Minecraft SMP, where your job title will finally make sense!

Imagine being a professional block breaker, a master of pixelated landscapes, or a professional creeper wrangler. On our server, you can live out your wildest job title fantasies and truly be the boss of your own virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches and power on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your boring real-world job behind and join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything is possible!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	441
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

McWarside

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

Join mc.mcwarside.com now! We have many different game types and will be adding more soon! As of now we have factions, survival, and an OPFactions server! Our staff is the best and the server is Co-Owned. With our 32 gigs of ram per server, the server has NO lag so join now! We have awesome spawns and hubs with amazing plugins! Now with KitPvP! JOIN NOW mc.mcwarside.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	394	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

DivinePVP

Factions, Raiding

DivinePVP! Factions – Raid – Grief server! We’re hiring, Coders, Developers and Mods, we currently have donations up, try /buy in game, most of all, Enjoy our server! Today our main Code and Owner – Dragoon has coded most of the server so it is not fully finished, but we will develop more soon!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Animals Bred:	94
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	5654	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

publiclir

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Welcome to PubliclirMc. PubliclirMc is a server with nice players and a nice staff who helps you with everything you need. The server is based on pvp and towny. If you have any questions about the server or anything else we are happy to help you on the server. Hope to see you in-game and have a nice day!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	438529	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	1879
Runes Activated:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Somnus Realms

Creative, PvE, Survival, Towny

Somnus is a fun server designed for Minecraft at its purest. The main world is survival with towns, skills and magic! The unique magic allows you to do things that no other server lets you do – use nature magic to change the weather and time, or become a vampire, resistant to fall damage and able to turn others into your own kind… There are a range of magic classes that you can pick from as soon as you join in your Class Selection book!

The server also features a unique shop book, which you can use to purchase and sell items to the server or to other players in an easy way. The server’s currency is emeralds, and if you prefer mining to selling then we have a resource world that regenerates regularly to make sure it’s filled with emeralds!

Our rules are simple: 1 – No griefing or raiding, even in wilderness (blocks are logged) 2 – No hacking or use of any modification that provides an unfair advantage 3 – No spamming or advertising in chat 4 – Be nice, excessive bad language or harassment of players won’t be tolerated 5 – Fight fairly, don’t trick players into teleporting to you in order to kill them, or excessively target a player

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Crops Grown:	6887	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Towns Built:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MonkeyPrison

Economy, Prison, PvP

We are a Hardcore Prison server rank A-K as well as Free and prestige. The goal of the server is to rankup as well as escaping from jail. You escape from jail by mineing, and rankinup and gets to the free rank!

Enjoy

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

DawnFire Realms – Somnium

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

DFR in a nutshell:

We aim for serious, mature roleplay survival in a realistic dark fantasy world inspired by the lore of Fall from Heaven II. We have 4 main races with MCMMO and Heroes offering 129 possible tier6 combinations of race dependent combat classes and 3 tier6 professions. For a settlement to be self-sufficient it only needs 3 characters with the tier8 professions: Enchanter, Engineer and Forgemaster! A dedicated plugin set offers a.o.: Towny, a precious things economy and many realism enhancing features. We also have a trusted rank system offering perks for our most dedicated players, who rankup though playing, voting and/or donating.

On March 10 we have opened a dream world for all to join called Somnium during alpha. On June 6th we declared beta phase and on September 21st we launched a new and bigger (16k*16k!) carefully selected vanilla seeded map for Somnium. Check out our Live Map @ play.dawnfirerealms.net:8123/# ! Somnium is the world where you all (Souls) can enjoy the experience of our plugin set and the enlightening presence of the other community members, moderators (Guardians) and administrators (Seraphs). All players will start in a spawn town, Astarte, on Somnium. We are creating a huge (32k*32k!) custom designed map for our mortal world Vesperus. That will be whitelisted and requires a dedicated character bio. Whitelisted players (Mortals) wil be allowed to travel there through Nemesis. Somnium will not be disbanded and will remain non-whitelisted and a training ground for both roleplay and survival.

Since Somnium launch we have build a decent roleplayer base, we have significantly expanded our staff team and build a decent plugin set that supports realistic immersive roleplay survival.

On Sept. 21st we launched a new Somnium Vanilla seeded map of 16k*16k! … and much of Somnium is still uncolonized (April 13th 2015)! Players that haven’t played since before Sept. 21st haven’t lost anything. Their characters can stuff their inventories with all their valuables and do /spawn to start in the new Somnium world.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5610	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

NTraid RPG Survival Server

Survival

NTraid RPG Survival Server

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MapleCraft

Factions, KitPvP, PvP

—————————————-—————————————-———- Welcome To MapleCraft —————————————-—————————————-———-

Here on Maplecraft We run a OP actions Server Which helps ALL Players start off with Gear! —————————————-—————————————-———- Some Of Our Features Are as Followed —————————————-—————————————-———- Factions Factions, our main game mode and plugin, allows players to team up with each other, build and grow, and raid other factions. It is a very social game mode and also largely based on PvP. —————————————-—————————————-———- McMMO McMMO is a simple plugin with a large impact; it allows players to “rank up” their skills, such as swords for greater damage or mining for, possibly. double drops. The skill progresses as you do certain actions or use certain tools. —————————————-—————————————-———-

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ores Mined:	3337
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

LectroPvP

Factions, Parkour, PvP, Raiding

Factions, PvP, Raiding and more! Minigames will be added! Join now!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Emeralds Found:	5066
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Paradize Island

Creative, Factions, Roleplay

Paradize Island

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
New Chunks Explored:	665424	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

RiksRealm

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the RiksRealm Network! Forge: Get the recommended version http://files.minecraftforge.net/ Pixelmon: Get pixelmon version 3.5.0 http://pixelmongs.com/core/3.5.0/ Here at RiksRealm we strive for a friendly environment where all players will feel welcomed! We have some of the best staff out there who are always willing to help you, the staff are in all different timezones and if there isn’t a staff on in your timezone feel free to apply! We offer a 100% lag free environment with a few custom plugins like our menus!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Star Shards Collected:	177	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	186	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

EpicCloudMC

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars

We are a Cloud Network providing the best experience minecraft has to offer. We are dedicated to helping players, and improving our community in the best way, we can. Come check us out @ EpicCloudMC.Com!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

StarQuestMinecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

This is the server you’ve been looking for! We took minecraft and brought it to the space age. Design, build, and fly your very own spaceship to any one of our nine magnificent custom-generated planets, where you can build your base using incredibly awesome advanced technology! Work your way through our innovative two-tracked rank structure until you dominate the solar system! Trade with people on other planets to acquire all of the resources required for success, or become a pirate and steal the things you need! Protect your settlement with your choice of either WorldGuard, Towny, or Factions. On StarQuest, anything is possible and the galaxy is open for you to explore. And the best part is there are no client mods required!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Ores Mined:	8721
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Zombiewolfcraft

Factions, Parkour, PvP

A fun fraction, parkour, pvp server.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Gnyffens

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Gnyffens is a classic SMP server that builds on what Micsis left behind.

Gnyffens is a classic SMP server, that builds upon what Micsis left behind.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Void Gems Collected:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.