Professional Procrastinator Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of living in the boring real world where your job title doesn’t match what you actually do? Then come join our Minecraft SMP, where your job title will finally make sense!

Imagine being a professional block breaker, a master of pixelated landscapes, or a professional creeper wrangler. On our server, you can live out your wildest job title fantasies and truly be the boss of your own virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches and power on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your boring real-world job behind and join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything is possible!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Farms Harvested:	831
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

KaosCraft – Hub – Towny – Faction

Creative, Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Towny

Welcome To KaosCraft, We have been running servers since Feb 2012, weve had a great result from running these server, so now weve thought why not make KaosCraft bigger! So we have, We have upgraded to a “Hub” server with 16GB ram! We are now running 4 servers!

Towny: Kaoscraft is known for our towny server! Our towny server is a friendly server with no pvp, Weve got different kind of plugins what makes the server fun aswell there are different ways to earn money in this server, You can earn money by Killing mobs, Selling items, Using the auction. You can also donate to earn amazing perks like /fly and /gamemode 1

Faction: Our Faction server is a fun server which has pvp. weve got amazing plugins to make the raiding alot more better and the pvp-ing alot more funer! Weve got a Anti-Logger plugin so if someone logs out there npc is there for 5 seconds and they disapear. Aswell we make the raiding better by letting you destroy obsidian with 3 tnt!

Creative: Our Creative server is a fun server, weve got a plugin that generates plots, The plots are all protected to no one can grief your designs! All normal players have one plot but if your a VIP you get unlimted plots! The plots are 64×64!

Rpg: Our RPG server is a Role Playing Server, There are towns in this server but aswell there are Quests and God, You basically take a role in this server and then you just act your role in the server!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	297	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Magic Items Found:	7444	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Raid Craft

Factions, FTB, KitPvP, PvP, Towny

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Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Village Craft Network

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Hello!

The Village Craft Network is a fun and enjoyable place.

We have been open since 2012 and have many fun years hosting a fun town building community server.

What are you waiting for? Come and join to find out more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Sverrecraft vanilla

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

This server is a vanilla server (it is bukkit because i need a control panel that need a bukkit plugin but it is no commands like spawn and warp so it feel like it is vanilla) You can explore as far as you want and there is no limits in what you can do, the only limits is the limits built in to vanilla.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Zelos

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Zelos is a mostly vanilla Minecraft v1.7.8 server with a few plugins to ensure things run smoothly and fair for everyone. At its core, Zelos is a PVP Survival server. Are you tough enough to handle a vanilla survival server? Come join us and find out. Band up with your friends using Clans (no friendly fire!), head off in any direction and start your secret base. Or simply play by yourself and ask to join an existing clan.

Stick around for a while and you’re automatically rewarded with free gear, experience points and in-game cash. Stick around long enough and obtain Veteran rank and perks for free. Zelos also has weekly PVP arena battles where the winner gets an enchanted item of choice!

We’ve been working closely with the PVPArena plugin developer to bring you a massive and unique automated PVP Arena that is complete with TURRETS, random chest loot, powerups, different fighting classes and rewards for the victor.

Don’t even think about logging out in the middle of battle, or you will be instakilled and lose all of your inventory in the process, including your player head!

Want to have some fun with your friends and troll your enemies? Donate for VIP or XVIP (permanent ranks!) and obtain the ability to disguise yourself as an innocent looking mob. Be careful, though; as soon as you strike someone or they hit you, your disguise is blown!

Want to be the ultimate troll? Gain a clan’s trust, get them to tp you to their base, steal all of their stuff, retire from their clan and then use all the loot to start your own powerful clan! No holds barred at Zelos! Anything goes!

Zelos has friendly staff that are not ban-happy like most other sites. (Nobody has full op or gm1, not even owner, so don’t bother asking.) We may mute you if you become annoying in chat, but bans are very rare at Zelos.

Come PVP with us at Zelos!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Dimension Hops:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

TheGrimServer

Creative, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

I Am Not The Owner, But Please, Join! I Am Eager To See You On!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Bending PvP

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvP

This is a Factions/PvP/Bending server with a variety of other fun addons. Join now and see for yourself! People searching for staff ranks may apply on this server.

God stuff drop parties can start in this server 😉

Info for Nerds: Running on i5 with 14 gigs of dedicated ram and badass connectivity…

*Added free creative world with /warp creative!* *Added Forum at http://matrixnetwork.org/Forum/*

Runs on CraftBukkit 1.7.2 R0.3

PLUGINS: Bending plugin, 1vs1, Mob Arena, McMMO, Factions, Survival Games, Sign Shop and the generally helpful bukkit plugins!

Owner: ultraman245

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MCP-MCS.com

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

Welcome to MCP-MCS.com! We are an incredible hub server containing every game type you could ever want! We currently offer the following:

– Factions – Survival – Sky Wars – Sky Block – Creative – Prison – Hunger Games – KitPvP – and more!

We run on high end dedicated servers only to insure minimal downtime and optimal performance with virtually no lag. Come check us out today to see what an amazing experience GotPvP can be for you 🙂

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PvPDojo

KitPvP, PvP

Minecraft KitPvP Server. Online since 2013.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

ObsidianCraft

Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Obsidiancraft!

Our server has just been through a major reset! We are currently running a unique Survival server with over 40 epic plugins, and awesome perks! Try ObsidianCraft’s new Survival 2.0 server to experience the best possible extended-vanilla Minecraft experience!

We also have a large, endless-opportunity SkyBlock server! With over 50 challenges and various perks, experience a great, unique SkyBlock experience!s

ObsidianCraft has been reborn, and has just re-opened. Hop online to experience ObsidianCraft 2.0!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Beast Factions

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to Beast Factions! In the Beast Factions you can expect to find a survival type server with hardcore factions! We allow greifing and raiding of all kinds! Also on Beastfactions we have extremely cheep donator ranks with amazing items in the kits which can be respawned every two days!There is a diversity of people on the server who are always ready for pvp and others who are amazing at building! So come on down and begin your very enjoyable stay at Beast Factions!

Our Website: http://beastfactions.net/ Our Server IP Pvp.beastfactions.net Our Teamspeak IP Ts3.beastfactions.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Simply Minecraft | Simple Voice Chat | Vanilla SMP | 16+ ONLY

Survival, Vanilla, Voicechatmod

Hey there!

I made this small server with the intent of getting a few dedicated players who are interested in a mostly vanilla experience with some hermitcraft-like features. As it is a mostly vanilla experience, we are whitelist only at the moment. You can join the server by joining our discord and putting your username in the whitelist channel.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	132	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Vanillabean 1.20.2 || 2yr Anniversary!

Community, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Vanillasmp

Welcome to VanillabeanSMP

If you have been looking for a classic semi vanilla SMP with a focus on a tightly-knit small community, then you have come to the right place. After years of trying to find a server that is a simple semi vanilla SMP, without garbage like Kits, Sethome, Tp, or even keep inventory (just why), we got tired of waiting and created our own. Simply put, Vanillabean is a place of community that has evolved from humble beginnings of all of us getting bodied by hard mode skeletons into a thriving trade-based society with rules and laws made by our players. Come join an ever-growing community of players and leave your mark on the server’s history. Our worlds have no plans to EVER be reset, unless the sun explodes or something. Also, we have jobs, so don’t worry about us running out of Grandma’s Christmas money; we can actually afford to pay for the server.

What makes us stand out:

Discord: https://discord.gg/uSDJhSQS9G

IP: mc.Vanillabean.lol

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Holy Grails Found:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Emeralds Found:	6811
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Esrock

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Survival

Esrock is a fun and open community of friends from all around the world who enjoy building and talking. As long as you respect other people and their builds, you are welcome to join our community. For more info on each aspect of our server go to our website and forums: www.esrock.net or just visit us in game: smp.esrock.net

The mission of Esrock is to provide the best available outlets for community and friendships to form, individuals to grow and develop, all while keeping things simple.

We have survival (with factions) and creative (regular and flat) worlds. Plus many mini-games to keep you busy (Cops and Robbers, PVP arena, King of the Ladder, mazes, etc).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Ores Mined:	8050

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Players Assembly SMP Factions

Economy, Factions, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.