Professional Procrastinator Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of living in the boring real world where your job title doesn’t match what you actually do? Then come join our Minecraft SMP, where your job title will finally make sense!

Imagine being a professional block breaker, a master of pixelated landscapes, or a professional creeper wrangler. On our server, you can live out your wildest job title fantasies and truly be the boss of your own virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches and power on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your boring real-world job behind and join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything is possible!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Merchants and Marauders

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

We are a small, friendly community with a wide range of ages and playstyles. There is open wild land for marauders, purchasable towny land for the merchants, a challenging adventure map and a fun assortment of minigames including pvp arenas, ctf, spleef, anvil, races, sumotori for the casual minecrafter. Our goal is to be a welcoming, family friendly server with clean chat and competitive play. Feel free to drop by and say hello!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BuildByLight

PvE, Survival

BuildByLight is a strictly survival server. We are small and consist of great community with great people. BBL is full of fun and that classic Minecraft experience that is loved so much. I hope you come and check us out!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Endless Night Skies:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Land Of The Crafters

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Land Of The Crafter’s Minecraft Server. We like to offer players the survival aspect of Minecraft alongside a few enhancements made to improve your gaming. We offer: Towny Pure Survival (No creative involved with gameplay at all) Economy Auctions ChatGames Lottery ChestShop And MANY MORE! More features coming soon!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SpikyBite

Creative, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Come and have fun with us! We are a network of MC servers that looks forward to assist you with the best aspects and bring you the best quality for all of you!

Characteristics: Factions KitPvP Skywars Skyblock Survival Creative ON Prison and much more! spread now!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

RServer

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The server itself is on 1.15.2, but you can join from 1.18.1 too!

Discord – https://rserver.co.uk/discord

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Craft Monster

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

welcome to the best minecraft server forever! we are still in beta but working hard everyday to upgrade. we have mcmmo, towny, jobs, ma arena, ect. mcmmo is upgraded no nerfs, jobs lvl up slow but have no lvl cap so the more you work the richer you get. you can farm both mcmmo and jobs xp in ma arena without switching worlds. the world is giant so come try it out

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Minecraft Middle Earth

Creative

A community dedicated to building the world of Middle-Earth. It features build projects where everyone can join and compete to show off their building skills. The server is heavily focused on building. Weekly events called Themed Builds are being held, these focus on a particular style or theme.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

ShireCraft

Creative

Hello and Welcome to The ShireCraft thread!

We want to give you an idea of what to expect by picking us as your server to play on, but we do not want to enlighten you with nearly all of the information!

To begin, we are a semi-creative freebuilding server. What this means is, you start in survival, and earn creative upon reaching the specified rank. Freebuilding means, we don’t have those god awful plotme worlds. We love the environment, and believe buildings look better in a natural environment, not shoved in a 40×40 plot, on flat land, right next to a building that doesn’t compliment yours.

To give you a bit more, if you achieve the rank to build in the world freely, if you prove your build is good, and is well-developed, you can get your own /warp and that becomes your OWN region!

We also, want to emphasize that we are a very closely-knit community. We are smaller, and thus, we are a lot more like family than members. We have a grand time talking among one another whilst building until our hearts content.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Runes Activated:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

ElderCraft | Reallife | Mittelalter

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock

Through mining, profession and trade you increase your wealth and work your way up – you decide for yourself in which direction. Sell land in your own city, trade profitably with all kinds of goods or discover your own way to fill your thaler bag. But the first hurdle will be your own property, because you don’t get that for free with us.

Medieval and rural buildings must be built in the DIRECT area of the spawn. In the wider area, i.e. in other cities, the architectural style can be freely chosen. Creativity should not be put at a stop. That’s the point of Minecraft, after all.

However, we offer MUCH more than our real-life server… Variety is very important to us. SkyBlock, CreativeMap, self-programmed game plugins (over 20 games in total) such as a shooter that you play with friends against monsters. TowerDefense 2 was built exclusively for us.

Get to know an interesting community with strict rules implementation and still lots of fun!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Deathlands

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

Deathlands is an extremely hostile server where mobs spawn frequently and good gear isn’t common. Join this server, and fight against players and mobs alike as you ascend in this ultimate revision of Minecraft survival!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Astral Projections Made:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Void Gems Collected:	32	Divine Spears Created:	27
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

EnderCraftNetwork Open and New

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison

We need helpers for now and soon we might get youtubers so join now for awesomeness open is survival and creative

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

ZetaCraft

Creative, Parkour, PvP, Survival

We are a server that you need to build and collect supplies to survive. Play with your friends to be the top players on the server, and go to the deepest tunnels mining at night to increase your skills. It may be a big adventure but there is nothing that can get in your way… Until now…. Fight players of all types from the youngest of Artisans, to the highest of the Pharoahs. Nothing can change your adventure because this is your own world…

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Presidential Raids

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

We’re an up and growing factions server! Keeping it simple, not a bunch of plugins to cloud that real feel of minecraft, PvP, raiding all that good stuff. Most of all, cool people to talk, fight, ally with!

I’m not the server owner, I’m just trying to get more people.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Yggdrasil – The universe of Lindegaard

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Yggdrasil is a Survival Server with a taste of Nordic Mythology. Yggdrasil is the name of the world tree connecting the 9 worlds. Asgaard (Survival) is the first world. Explorer Asgaard and find the way to Midgaard (Creative), Alfheim (aSkyBlock), Helheim (Nether) or Muspellheim (Plot world).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Animals Bred:	55	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CocoCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Cococraft, a friendly Minecraft community!

We are a free, dedicated 24/7 non-whitelisted server that accepts anyone under the terms that you follow our rules, and you have registered. Our main goal is to provide a fun and inviting server in which you will be proud to be a member of. Our server is filled with many kind and unique players. If you aren’t already a member of the community, we hope that it will interest you in being an addition to the growing community. In addition to that, we have a team of friendly staff who aim to keep your stay as fun and enjoyable as possible.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”