PrisonPlaytime Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the monotony of real life by diving headfirst into a virtual prison experience!

Join us as we embark on a wild journey of survival, creativity, and questionable decision-making. Build your own cell block complete with a cozy bedrock bed and iron bar windows.

But beware, the guards are not your typical NPCs – they’re actual players who will stop at nothing to keep you locked up. Will you be able to outsmart them and make a daring escape?

Don’t worry, we have plenty of ridiculous contraband items to help you on your quest for freedom, from diamond pickaxes disguised as toothbrushes to secret tunnels made entirely out of cake.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive life behind bars – virtually, of course!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	271	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Blue Sky

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Welcome to Blue Sky, where adventure, creativity, and community come first! We’ve built a Minecraft server that lets your imagination soar—no pay-to-win mechanics, no barriers—just pure, classic gameplay with a twist. Our survival world sticks closely to the vanilla experience but with multiplayer-enhancing additions like /tpa and /sethome to keep things fun. In this wild, unprotected world, anything goes, so run far and build your secret hideaway!

When you’re ready for a break from survival’s challenges, head to our creative map—a safe haven for builders to unleash their creativity on personal plots. We’re a group of friends who have shaped this server around the way we love to play, and if you share that same passion for adventure and boundless creativity, Blue Sky is waiting for you!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

ElysianCraft

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ElysianCraft is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is: ElysianCraft.net

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Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Star Shards Collected:	78
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magic Items Found:	7906

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure in a world filled with mystery, excitement, and a touch of insanity!

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Yes, potatoes are the new currency on our server because why not?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who rules over a kingdom of pigs wearing crowns and monocles. If you can impress him with your pig-whispering skills, he might just grant you access to his secret bacon vault.

And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that take place every full moon. Players transform into werewolves and battle it out for the title of Alpha Pig. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for potatoes.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	19

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Fantastic News Minecraft SMP

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Guess what? Rhea Ripley just joined our Minecraft SMP and she absolutely loved that new horror movie! If you want to join a server where you can mine diamonds while discussing the latest scary flicks with a WWE superstar, then this is the place for you! Plus, rumor has it that Rhea once built a haunted house in Minecraft that was so spooky, even Herobrine got scared! So come join us for some creeper-filled fun and maybe even catch a glimpse of Rhea Ripley herself roaming the virtual lands!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

BusyBeeDay Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of living a boring life of monotony and routine? Do you crave excitement, adventure, and chaos? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where every day is the busiest day of your life! From dodging creepers and zombies to navigating treacherous lava pits, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on the backs of baby zombies. Join forces with them to conquer the land and rule the server with an iron fist (or feathered wing)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, busiest day of your life! Who needs real life when you can have all the chaos and excitement you could ever want in a virtual world?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Towns Built:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Farms Harvested:	106
Star Shards Collected:	150	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

NoobMaster69Craft

Are you tired of being a total noob at PvP in Minecraft? Do you constantly get wrecked by 12-year-olds who have never seen the light of day outside of their computer screens? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most potato-like players can become PvP gods!

Join us and experience the thrill of taking down seasoned veterans with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Our server is like the Hunger Games on steroids, with crazy power-ups and weapons that will have you laughing maniacally as you obliterate your enemies.

So if you’re tired of being the laughing stock of your Minecraft friends, come join us and show them who’s boss. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend, known far and wide for your epic PvP skills. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even for the most hopelessly uncoordinated players.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Emeralds Found:	9591
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	New Chunks Explored:	985749

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

ISupportISIS22-France-USAttack

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Yo, yo, yo! Come join our lit Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures waiting for ya! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and BAM, you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and monsters. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the FBI is keeping an eye on us. Rumor has it that our players are so skilled, they could take down a whole football stadium with just a pickaxe and some TNT. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a player, you’re a legend in the making!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Holy Grails Found:	1
Buildings Constructed:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Auto Drive Craft Fun

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are you tired of walking like a peasant? do you want to ride in style like a boss? then join our epic minecraft server where you can ride around on segways like a true king! forget about boring old horses or minecarts, segways are the way to go in this crazy world of blocks and creepers.

imagine cruising through the pixelated landscape, turning heads and making all the other players jealous of your sweet ride. you’ll be the envy of the server, the coolest cat in town.

so why wait? join now and start segwaying your way to victory! who needs self driving cars when you have self balancing scooters in minecraft? come on, you know you want to.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Void Armor Forged:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5830

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SkyArch

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Welcome to SkyArch, a Minecraft server where you can create/join teams, claim land, open crates, Our server offers crossplay, a PvP arena, voice chat, and much more.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	370	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Blocky Boob Brawl Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can indulge in the wild and wacky world of fembot boob raiding! Join us for the chance to conquer and loot fembot villages, where the chests are filled with diamonds, emeralds, and of course, fembot boobs!

But be warned, these fembots are not your average NPCs – they are equipped with advanced AI that will put up a fight like you’ve never seen before. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim victory and reap the rewards of their conquests.

So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our server. Who knew that raiding fembot boobs could be so exhilarating and rewarding? Join us now and see for yourself!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	22	Animals Bred:	114

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

The Super Bowl Minecraft SMP Dream

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like the Super Bowl of Minecraft SMPs! Picture this: instead of just building houses and farming crops, you’ll be embroiled in epic battles with other players, fighting for dominance and glory!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where the stakes are high and the drama is even higher. We’ve got crazy events like “Creeper dodgeball” where you have to avoid exploding creepers while trying to score goals, and “Ender Dragon rodeo” where you have to ride the dragon like a bucking bronco. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “Diamond Disco” where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most coveted prize in all of Minecraft: the Golden Potato. Legend has it that whoever possesses the Golden Potato will have unlimited power and riches beyond their wildest dreams. Will you be the one to claim it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the Super Bowl of Minecraft SMPs. Just be prepared for the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	211	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MartianCraft: “Finally, a server with no creepers!”

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic builds and bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world – literally! Picture this: you log on and find yourself on Mars, the first person to ever set foot on the red planet. Your first words? “Move over Elon Musk, I’m the real space pioneer now!” Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where you can explore alien landscapes, battle Martian mobs, and maybe even uncover the secrets of an ancient alien civilization. So why settle for Earth when you can conquer Mars? Join us today and start your intergalactic adventure!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Dolphin Fibroblast Fun Land

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have dolphins with cell lines that will blow your mind! our dolphins are like super smart and can totally handle all the pollution we throw at them. it’s like a science experiment gone wild, but in a fun way! plus, you can build your own underwater lab and conduct crazy experiments on the dolphins too. join now for a wild ride of science and silliness!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Love Letters Sent:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	894	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Dragons Tamed:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Mines Excavated:	1171
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Winters Peak Skyblock

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Welcome to Winters Peak, a brand new Skyblock server offering endless adventure and growth! Build your island from the ground up, climb through the ranks, and unlock powerful upgrades as you expand your world. Engage in thrilling events, test your skills in the arena, and open crates filled with rare rewards. Winters Peak is designed for players of all levels, with a welcoming community and countless opportunities to rise to the top. Join today and embark on your Skyblock journey at Winters Peak—where the sky is just the beginning!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.