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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 7735 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 998004 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
we have crazy mini-games like “sheep jousting” and “lava parkour” that will have u laughing ur pants off! plus, our community is so wacky and fun, u won’t want to leave!
join now and u might even get to meet our resident llama, Larry, who is known for his sick dance moves and love for disco music. trust me, u won’t regret it!
so what r u waiting for? come join the most epic minecraft server ever and let’s have a blast together! oh, and did i mention that our server is actually run by a group of alien penguins who crash-landed on earth and decided to start a minecraft server as a cover for their intergalactic dance party? true story bro!