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NoShowSis Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, birthday disappointment, birthday expectations, birthday letdown, birthday tradition, college separation, communication breakdown, family conflict, family dynamics, family traditions, joint birthday, Minecraft, NoShowSis, Server, sibling bond, sibling communication, sibling expectations, sibling loyalty., sibling relationship, sibling resentment, sibling rivalry, sibling separation, Twins

Are you tired of feeling betrayed by your own twin on your birthday? Join our Minecraft server and celebrate with a virtual twin who will never let you down! Our server is filled with surprises, like a secret birthday party waiting for you around every corner. Who needs a real sister when you have a blocky sibling who will always be there for you? Don’t let your real-life drama ruin your special day – join us and let the fun never end!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

GFreeloaderCraft

abusive behavior, ADVANTAGE, appreciation, bare minimum, contribute or leave, Contribution, East LA, EXCUSE, freeloader, GFreeloaderCraft, hollywood hills, Indefinitely, Lifestyle, pull her weight, relationship, rent free, toxic behavior, transaction, Ultimatum

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fair play and teamwork! Just like the OP’s girlfriend, you can join our server and expect to freeloading off the hard work of others. But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to pay rent or contribute financially either!

Our server is like a Hollywood Hills townhouse, filled with luxurious builds and amazing landscapes. You can stay rent-free and enjoy all the perks without lifting a finger to help out. Just like the girlfriend in the story, you can clean up after yourself and call it a day!

But beware, just like the OP, our players might start feeling like you’re taking advantage of the situation. So be prepared to face some ultimatums if you don’t start pulling your weight. Who knows, you might even end up in a virtual East LA with toxic and abusive mobs if you don’t contribute!

Join our server now and experience the thrill of living in a virtual townhouse without any real responsibilities. It’s the ultimate freeloading experience, Minecraft style!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Potions Brewed:	107	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BadAdviceMC SMP

bad advice, BadAdviceMC, detrimental advice, incorrect advice, misguided advice, misguided suggestion, poor guidance, smp, terrible advice, unhelpful advice, useless advice, worst advice, worst advice ever, worst advice experience, worst advice given, worst advice heard, worst advice in life, worst advice memory, worst advice received, worst advice situation, worst advice story

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who are all about living life on the edge. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic pig races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Will you be the one to find it?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even encounter a talking llama or a dancing creeper along the way!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

NoHabitChangeMC

addiction, bad habit, Behavior, compulsion, detrimental, Difficult, hard to break, indulgence, Ingrained, NoHabitChangeMC, PERSISTENT, resistance, Routine, self-destructive, Stubborn, temptation, Unhealthy, unwilling to change, unyielding, vice

Are you tired of being judged for your bad habits? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all your questionable life choices! Whether you’re addicted to eating raw potatoes or have a strange obsession with collecting dirt blocks, you’ll fit right in with our wacky community.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and non-stop chaos. Who knows, you might even meet a fellow player who shares your love for building giant statues of chickens or creating elaborate mazes filled with nothing but llamas.

So come on over and let your freak flag fly high! Remember, on our server, the weirder, the better. Embrace your quirks and join us for a wild ride that you’ll never forget. Who needs normalcy when you can have absolute madness?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Discord Blocked Minecraft Server

blocked, blocks, Censorship, Chat, Communication, crackdown, Discord, freedom of speech, Government, instant messaging, internet, messaging app, Minecraft, ONLINE, Platform, Reports, restrictions, russia, SECURITY, Server, social media, TASS, Technology

So, like, you know how Russia be all like “no Discord for you”? Well, we got the perfect place for you to escape the madness and have some epic fun! Our Minecraft server is like a magical land where you can build whatever your heart desires and chat with your friends without any pesky government interference. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the Discord police and plot your rebellion against the oppressive regime. Join us now and let’s stick it to the man, one block at a time!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Ores Mined:	2792
Emeralds Found:	445	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Heckin’ Hideout Havoc – PvP Minecraft Server

airstrike, Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, Combat, defense forces, extremist group, Havoc, heckin, hezbollah, HIDEOUT, idf, Israel, lebanon, Middle East conflict, militant organization, military operation, Minecraft, PvP, regional tensions, RETALIATION, security threat, Server, targeted attack, terrorists, underground headquarters, War on Terror

LOL this server is like a virtual IDF strike on Hezbollah but without all the real life consequences! Join us and help take down 50 virtual terrorists in their underground headquarters! Build your own secret base and plot your revenge against those pesky creepers. Who needs real world drama when you can have epic battles in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Colonial Canine DNA Quest

ancient civilizations, ancient DNA, anthropology, archaeological evidence, canine, canines, colonial, colonization impact, cultural heritage, Dna, DNA analysis, European colonization, evolutionary biology, genetic ancestry, genetic diversity, genetic research, History, humans, indigenous peoples, migration patterns, North America, population genetics, prehistoric societies, Quest

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE U CAN FIND ANCIENT DNA FROM HUMANS AND DOGS. YEAH, U HEARD IT RIGHT, DOGS. WE GOT HISTORY LESSONS GOIN ON IN DIS SERVER, U CAN UNTANGLE EUROPEAN COLONIZATION IN NORTH AMERICA WHILE BUILDIN UR OWN BLOCKY EMPIRE. WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO EDUCATIONAL, AMIRITE? SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S DIG UP SOME DNA AND BUILD SOME CRAZY STORIES TOGETHER. #BLOCKYHISTORY #DOGSDNA #MINECRAFTLOLZ

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Gods Slained:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Deadtime, Economy, Faction, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival, WIPE TODAY

The owner of the “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Farms Harvested:	846
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Divine Spears Created:	27
Crops Grown:	1173	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Girl Power Minecraft Server

American, CHANGE, Corpo, decision, Evil, funny, girl, guy, humor, internet culture, japanese, jeff bezos, meme, Minecraft, power, satire, Server, social commentary, TRASH TALKING, trending, viral, Women, women be like, Yagoo

Are you tired of trash talking YAGOO and his evil Japanese corporate ways? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we exclusively trash talk Jeff Bezos and his evil American corporate empire instead!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server defeated a horde of creepers by singing the entire soundtrack of Hamilton. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with trash talking, diamond chickens, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Star Shards Collected:	218	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

Balmung, Catuesday Edition, cerberus, Chaos, Costume Party Mixer, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, FANTASY, FATE farming, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Future Meetups, Garo, general, Goblet, Goblin, Gold Saucer, Il Mheg, Lavender Beds, Linkshells, Lydha Lran, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, Marilith, materia, Minecraft, Plum Spring, Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party, primal, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, smp, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks Meetup., Ultros, warm bodies, XIV, xivg, Yanxia, zombie movies, ZOMBIELAND, zurvan

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for our Catuesday Edition where we offer resources, free companies, and linkshells that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We have future meetups that will make you never want to leave your computer screen. From Tokusatsu watch parties to zombie movie marathons, we have it all. And don’t even get me started on our Twin Peaks meetup – it’s so mysterious, you’ll feel like you’re in another dimension.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have shared FATE farming, Mahjong tournaments, roleplaying meetups, and even a costume party mixer! Plus, who wouldn’t want to join our pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs watch party? It’s going to be so epic, you won’t even believe it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our outrageous Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Previously: insert random numbers and symbols – because we’re just that chaotic.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Star Shards Collected:	300
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Crops Grown:	4171
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

anger management, autism, Boundaries, Communication, cooking restrictions, cross-contamination, depression, family dynamics, food allergies, food labeling., guest accommodations, guest behavior, guest etiquette, HangryCraft, latex allergies, meal prep, Minecraft, personal space, Respect, safe food, Server, takeout, understanding allergies

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food safety… or should we say, block safety? Just like how this player is strict about their food allergies, we are strict about our server rules!

Join us if you want a server that takes cross-contamination seriously. We have labeled boxes for your items, just like this player’s mom labeled their food. And don’t worry, we won’t let any guests sneak into your inventory like this unwanted guest snuck into the fridge!

Our server is so safe, even raw tomatoes and bananas won’t dare to come near you. And if they do, we’ll make sure they’re ban-anas from our blocky world!

So come join us, where the only burning sensation you’ll feel is the excitement of playing on our server. Just make sure to keep your boxes labeled and your allergies in check – we don’t want any Minecraft mobs triggering a reaction!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Buildings Constructed:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BlockyBlunders

adoption, adoptive parent, biological son, blended family, BlockyBlunders, child development, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, emotional intelligence, family history, friendship, Honesty, medical history, parenting, past experiences, personal boundaries, reconciliation, regret, relationships, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than an episode of Real Housewives? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like the plot of a soap opera.

Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re living in a telenovela. From secret adoptions to family medical history dramas, we’ve got it all. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness the chaos firsthand?

Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much drama? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and prepare to be entertained like never before!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

RedditVsIRL

acceptable, community standards, controversial topics, digital interactions, digital platforms, hate, internet culture, internet discussions, online behavior, online communities, online etiquette, public perception, Real Life, reddit, RedditVsIRL, social media, social norms, societal norms, unpopular opinions, virtual communities

Are you tired of Reddit’s constant judgment and criticism? Come join our Minecraft server where you can finally be free to do the things Reddit hates without fear of downvotes! Build giant statues of Nicolas Cage, create a shrine dedicated to pineapple on pizza, or even start a cult worshipping the almighty avocado toast – the possibilities are endless! Join us and let your inner rebel run wild in a world where being weird is celebrated, not shamed. Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who are plotting to take over the world…but shh, you didn’t hear that from us!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2985
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Government, international relations, investigation, Killed, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, Minecraft, News, north korean, political tension, seoul, Server, soldiers, Tragedy, Ukraine, Unrest, War, world affairs

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean soldiers fighting in ukraine for some reason lol like what even is that??? but hey it makes for some crazy pvp battles so come join us for some wild and wacky fun! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold guarded by a gang of ninja llamas. yea, you heard that right, ninja llamas. so come on over and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane world of chaos and mayhem!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Holy Grails Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MissileFailCraft

#classified information, aircraft, cover up, Defense, drone, EMBARRASSING, Espionage, intelligence, Military, Military Secrets, Missile, MissileFailCraft, reconnaissance, Russian, secret, SECURITY, stealth, Surveillance, Technology, WARFARE

Yo, so like, have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where Russian drones are trying to keep their stealth secrets hidden but fail miserably? Well, welcome to our server where the only thing more embarrassing than a missile not erasing their secrets is the fact that they can’t even handle a bunch of blocky players running around!

Join us if you want to uncover top-secret Russian technology while building your own epic creations. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden bunker full of diamonds or accidentally trigger a drone attack with your epic redstone contraptions.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft spy, uncovering secrets and causing chaos in the most hilarious ways possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a drone, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Magic Items Found:	7613