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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 5053 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion that turns your character into a giant block of cheese, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who will follow you around and tell you hilarious jokes.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave.