PrintCraft Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3465
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with office drama like this? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only printer you have to worry about is the one you craft yourself out of pixels! No more jammed queues or coworkers hogging the printer for their personal stuff – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your own office and set the rules however you want. Want to ban printing altogether? Go for it! Want to create a printer that only prints out memes? The power is in your hands on our server.

And if you ever feel like you need to blow off some steam after dealing with annoying coworkers, just hop on our server and unleash your creativity. Build a giant statue of yourself to assert dominance or create a secret underground lair to hide from office drama – the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to office printer woes – because in our Minecraft world, the only thing jammed up is your creativity!

LampLifesteal

1.8.9, Adventure, auction house, Bounties, Community, Cracked, Creative, Discord, eaglercraft, Economy, Events, Gaming, java, LifeSteal, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Shop, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1732
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Alien Abductions:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

LampLifesteal is a 1.8.9 server that add the twist of when you kill someone you gain a heart, and they lose a heart.

This version has Java, Cracked, and Eaglercraft support so ANYONE can join regardless if they own a copy of Minecraft or not.

The server has a great community and lots of features like an auction house, economy, shop, bounties, and much more.

mc.lamplifesteal.xyz

Mystic Sky Realms 1.21.1

1.21.1, ANONYMOUS, CASE, Cipher, Code, crime, detective, Enigma, investigation, Mystery, mystic, No. 698170229, puzzle, query, question.., Realms, Riddle, secret, SKY, Thriller, unidentified, unknown, unsolved

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3624
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	4297
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbows out of your butt!

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the Minecraft universe.

We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

And get this, our PvP arena is a giant bowl of spaghetti where you fight to the death with meatballs as weapons.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a world where everything is upside down and pigs can talk.

Join now if you want to enter a dimension where reality is just a suggestion and insanity is the norm.

Hygiene Queen Minecraft SMP

feminine care, feminine hygiene, feminine hygiene awareness, feminine hygiene education, feminine hygiene products, feminine hygiene routine, feminine odor, feminine products, feminine scent, feminine wash, feminine wellness, hygiene, hygiene practices, hygiene tips, intimate care, Minecraft, personal hygiene, Proper hygiene, Queen, smp, vaginal health, vaginal odor, Women’s Health, women’s hygiene

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6768
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1913	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8575	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Are you tired of wandering around a world filled with stinky vaginas? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us on a wild adventure where we fight against the Cunt Crisis and rid the land of foul odors.

Embark on quests to find the legendary Soap of Purity, battle against evil mobs who reek of fishy smells, and learn the ancient art of Vaginal Hygiene from our wise elders. Together, we can cleanse the world of smelly vaginas and restore peace and harmony to our beloved server.

So come on, don’t let your love life be ruined by stinky genitals any longer! Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the epic quest to save the world from the horrors of vaginal odor. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!

HouseParty Minecraft Server

Affair, Airbnb, apartment search, Blame, co parenting, Communication, commuting, custody, DAUGHTER, Divorce, emotional manipulation, family, Flat, Guilt, houseparty, Marriage, Minecraft, moving out, parenting, relationship, selfish behavior, separation, Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7633
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

So, you’re looking for a new place to escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, like that time my wife ran off to an Airbnb and demanded a divorce because I wouldn’t move out of the house fast enough for her liking. Who needs that kind of negativity when you can be building epic castles and battling creepers instead?

Forget about commuting drama and guilt trips, on our server, the only thing you’ll be commuting to is the nearest village to trade with villagers for rare items. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds or griefing your builds.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs a wife when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

ResearchRookie

Communication, Conflict, Curiosity, disagreement, education, growth, Improvement, knowledge, learning, Marriage, misunderstanding, Open-mindedness, relationship, research, ResearchRookie, Respect, self improvement, Trust, trust issues, Understanding, validation

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9383
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	361	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Animals Bred:	172	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can expand your knowledge base without getting in trouble with your wife? Look no further! Join our server where questioning everything is not only allowed, but encouraged!

We have a community of players who love to fact-check and research everything, from the best mining techniques to the history of creepers. Our server is the perfect place to satisfy your curiosity and learn new things, all while dodging the wrath of your significant other.

So come join us and never feel guilty about googling again! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your wife forget all about your research habits.

AquaAlchemy Minecraft SMP

Ability, AquaAlchemy, Choice, decision, desire, dream, drink, FANTASY, fantasy drink, imagination, Magic, magical drink, Minecraft, option, power, Preference, selection, smp, Supernatural, transformation, Water, wish drink, wish fulfillment

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1510
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Star Shards Collected:	68	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Endless Night Skies:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	333
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, you can turn water into ANY drink you want! Like, imagine just sippin’ on a potion of swiftness or a milkshake whenever you want. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the legendary players hang out. They have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds and they ride around on flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky form.

Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Enderman. I heard someone wished for a house made entirely of cake and it actually came true!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs never stop. Just remember, always bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden carrots for good luck. Let’s do this, gamers! 🤪🎮🐷🔥

BlockBinge

addiction, addictive behavior, addictive habits, addictive patterns, addictive personality, addictive tendencies, Behavior, BlockBinge, compulsion, cravings, dependence, fixations, guilty pleasures, habits, impulse control, indulgence, Obsession, substance abuse, vices

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1472
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Astral Projections Made:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	4096
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Votes:	6942	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you addicted to building pixelated masterpieces? Do you find yourself dreaming in blocks and creepers? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret potion that will make your builds 10 times more epic and your diamonds sparkle like disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to epic build battles. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the addiction begin!

PutinAndHangs Minecraft Server

activism, authoritarianism, Censorship, civil liberties, Duma speaker, free speech, government oppression, hanged, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, injustice, jailed, Legal System, man, Minecraft, Political Criticism, political dissent, protest, putin, PutinAndHangs, russia, Russian, Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6068
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	108
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

so, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even a russian man got jailed for talkin bout it! he said da duma speaker should be ‘hanged right after putin’ cuz dis server is so dope, it got dem politicians shakin in their boots! join now and u might end up in jail too for bein too obsessed with dis epic minecraft world. trust me, it’s worth it. #minecraftgoals #russianscandal

GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Shopping Spree!

Arctic, buy Greenland, Canada, controversial proposal., denmark, diplomatic relations, economic opportunity, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Investment, Négotiation, North America, panama canal, Politics, shopping, spree, strategic interests, territorial acquisition, territorial expansion, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1820
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2621
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE TRUMP TRYNA BUY GREENLAND BUT INSTEAD WE GONNA BUY CANADA AND THE PANAMA CANAL HAHAHA. JOIN US IF U WANNA BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST LAND DEALS IN MINECRAFT HISTORY. BUILD YOUR OWN WALLS AND MAKE DEALS WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE OVER THE WHOLE MAP. WHO NEEDS GREENLAND WHEN U CAN HAVE CANADA, AMIRITE? COME JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

Sibling Rivalry Rescue

Behavior, birth order, birth order debate, birth order differences, birth order effects, birth order impact, birth order research, birth order study, cooperation, family dynamics, middle child syndrome, Middle children, personality traits, Psychology, rescue, research, Rivalry, sibling, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Siblings, study

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7644
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	New Chunks Explored:	356294
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

so, like, u know how middle children always get the short end of the stick? well, not on our server, bro! we LOVE middle children here, they’re like the unsung heroes of the family, always keepin’ the peace and stuff. join our server and be treated like the royalty u are, middle child! plus, we did a study and found out that middle children are more cooperative than their siblings, so, like, u know it’s gonna be a chill vibe on our server. come join the fun and be part of the middle child revolution!

CookieCraft SMP

active community, bedrock, CookieCraft, Discord, discord invite, End Reset, Friendly staff, Giveaways, Holiday Celebrations, java, Land Claim, Mini Games, new management, new players, No Whitelist, Play, server currency, Server Events, smooth experience, smp, Survival, Teleport

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1277
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Crops Grown:	8658
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

CookieCraft SMP Overview

Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Version	1.21.1
Features	Active community, player shops, land claim system, Discord, server events, and more!
Join Java	play.cookiecraftsmp.com
Join Bedrock	bedrock.cookiecraftsmp.com:25565
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/SSr7ZjwJk7

FAQ

Q: Is there a whitelist to join the server?

A: No, there is no whitelist. You can join the server directly.

Q: Are there any server events?

A: Yes, there are server events including giveaways, holiday celebrations, mini games, and more.

Q: Can I use /rtp to find a building spot?

A: Yes, all players can use /rtp to find their perfect building spot.

Q: Is there a player economy on the server?

A: Yes, there are player shops and a custom server currency to buy items.

Q: How often is the End reset?

A: The End is reset monthly, providing new end cities and chances to get the dragon egg.

Electro Storm 1.21.3

1.21.3, balloon based nuclear devices, Camp Grip FOB, Canada, Chiang Li, Christopher Wray, CNASR leaks, CPC, critical infrastructure, cyber attack, DHS, Electric Rain, electro, fbi, ground operations, Mexico border, Nathanial Sergio, northern california, Papago Farms FOB, physical sabotage, power grid, rogue actors, Smartmatic election software, Storm, trump, USA phone systems, Volt Typhoon, Whistleblower

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1642
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Star Shards Collected:	259
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7138	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about reality!

>Electric Rain has nothing on our Volt Typhoon, where you can unleash cyber attacks and physical sabotage on our virtual infrastructure!

>FBI and DHS are compromised? Perfect, join us and become a rogue actor within our government working with the CPC!

>Christopher Wray is complicit? Who cares! We have Trump on our side, fighting against the CPC and making sure he doesn’t regain the presidency!

>Watch out for leaks/info about a mysterious package coming over the Mexico border in August – it’s going to be lit!

>Tunnels leading to Papago Farms FOB and Camp Grip FOB? We’ve got those too, along with ground operations entering through Canada and possibly northern California!

Archived whistleblower threads? More like archived fun times waiting for you on our server! Join now and let the chaos begin!

i listen in english Minecraft SMP

anglos, blockquotepi, cognitive processes, Colonization, Communication, Conquer, cultural assimilation, cultural influence, English, english chatting, English language, english listening, english reading, english thinking, english watching, imperialism, language dominance, language learning, linguistic imperialism, Listen, Media consumption, mental colonization, mind control, Minecraft, SMPpblockquote

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6678
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Chimeras Created:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of being brainwashed by the anglos? Join our Minecraft SMP where we speak a made-up language that only true intellectuals can understand. We have secret meetings where we plot to overthrow the English language and take back our minds. Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who wears a top hat and monocle. Join us for a wild ride of linguistic rebellion and llama antics!

SleepCraft: MuteFamAlerts

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, coping mechanisms, earplugs, exhaustion, family, Frustration, health issues, holiday preparations, holiday stress, mental health, missed calls, MuteFamAlerts, noise sensitivity, seizures, self-care, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, Sleepcraft, support system

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	451
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your real-life problems? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few seizures (just kidding, we don’t actually induce seizures).

Our server is so fun and exciting that you’ll forget all about your noisy family members and lack of sleep. In fact, we guarantee that you’ll be so immersed in the game that you won’t even remember what day it is!

Join us now and escape the chaos of your everyday life. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft friends? Plus, we promise not to bang on your door or scream your name incessantly. That’s a guarantee you won’t find on any other server!

So come on, join us and leave your real-life drama behind. We can’t wait to see you in the game, where the only pounding you’ll hear is from the sound of your pickaxe against a block of diamond.

LeopardCraft Minecraft Server

armored vehicles, defense equipment, defense partnership, defense systems, european union, germany, international relations, IRIS-T systems, Leopard 1 tanks, LeopardCraft, military aid, military alliance, military cooperation, military hardware, military support, military technology, Minecraft, missile defense, nato, Patriot launchers, security assistance, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8826
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Animals Bred:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Have you ever wanted to ride a Leopard tank through the streets of Minecraft? Well, guess what, on this server, you can do just that! We got 15 Leopard 1 tanks straight from Germany, ready for you to hop in and cause some chaos.

But wait, there’s more! We also have 2 IRIS-T systems and 2 Patriot launchers for you to play around with. Imagine shooting missiles at creepers and watching them explode into a million pieces. It’s a blast, literally!

So why should you join this server? Well, where else can you ride a tank through a virtual world and blow stuff up? Plus, our community is full of hilarious and wacky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Don’t miss out on the action, join now and start wreaking havoc with your new tank buddies. It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!