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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 3320 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Runes Activated: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 32 |
first off, our calorie labels on menus are so on point, they will make u rethink ur entire diet. we got u covered with all the healthy options, like, u can choose between a carrot or a celery stick. but watch out, cuz those options are only 11 calories, which is basically a single pringle crisp. so, if u wanna stay fit and have a laugh, join us now!
but wait, there’s more! our server is so wild, we once had a creeper come in and start dancing to disco music. it was lit, fam. we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden apples and diamond armor. join us and u might just stumble upon this hidden treasure trove!
so, what r u waiting for? come join our wacky, calorie-conscious, creeper-dancing, treasure-filled minecraft server now! u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and laughter, in which case, u should probably go play solitaire or something.