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NonsensicalCraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most chaotic and ridiculous adventures in the blocky world! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs, and a roller coaster made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe…probably). Our community is filled with wacky characters like a talking pig who thinks he’s a wizard and a group of villagers who have formed a boy band called “The Villager Voices.” Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean…if you can survive the sea monsters guarding it! So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mines Excavated:	4142	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftyInventors

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old plugins and mini-games? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before!

Join us for the chance to discover the legendary “Chicken Cannon” – a contraption that launches explosive chickens at unsuspecting players. Trust us, you’ve never experienced chaos like this before!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive “Diamond Unicorn” – a majestic creature that roams the land, leaving a trail of glitter and rainbows in its wake. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Unicorn, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows what other crazy inventions and mythical creatures you’ll encounter along the way!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	191	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MissileCraft: Volgograd Boom!

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OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MISSILES AND STUFF! LIKE, WE BLEW UP RUSSIA’S VOLGOGRAD OBLAST BUT OUR ARSENAL IS STILL INTACT! JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CHAOS! BUILD A BUNKER OR SOMETHING, LOL. WHO NEEDS PEACEFUL MINECRAFT SERVERS WHEN U CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS AND MISSILES, AMIRITE? COME JOIN US AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT, MAYBE WE’LL BLOW UP THE MOON NEXT, HAHAHA. #CRAZY #EXPLOSIONS #MINECRAFTFUN

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	336
Gods Slained:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Bucketry Minecraft: Where farming, mining, and fishing are enhanced… just like your chances of getting lost in a cave!

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Bucketry Minecraft Server Overview

Java IP	mc.bucketry.net
Bedrock IP	mc.bucketry.net:19132
Discord	Join our Discord

Server FAQ

What can players expect on Bucketry Minecraft?

Players can expect thrilling adventures, progression through ranks, immersive questline, trading features, custom enchantments, specialized activities, kingdom building, hidden treasures, grief prevention, advanced tools, companions, and more.

How can players join the server?

Players can join by connecting to either the Java IP (mc.bucketry.net) or the Bedrock IP (mc.bucketry.net:19132). They can also join the Discord server for community interactions.

Are there custom features on the server?

Yes, the server offers over 200 custom enchantments, special activities like Pyro Fishing, farming, and mining, custom spawners, better structures, CrazyEnvoys, ExcellentCrates, and more.

How can players protect their lands?

Players can use the Grief Prevention system with a custom GUI to protect their lands easily.

What other unique features does the server offer?

The server offers upgradeable hoppers, advanced chests, simple pets with a soul system, temporary flight, chat games, AFK pool, community events like PinataParty, and more.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Cock-a-Clock Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can cock a clock! That’s right, we have a special plugin that allows you to turn any clock in the game into a chicken. Imagine the chaos of having a chicken running around your house telling you the time!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the llama king in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our weekly treasure hunts where the prize is a real-life golden apple (Disclaimer: apple may not actually be made of gold). So come join us on our wacky and wild server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	162	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Lord Bao Bao’s Minecraft SMP Kingdom

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join now and bow down to our ruler, Bao Bao, who is not only the king of the heavens above but also the father of all realms below. Rumor has it that if you join this server, you will be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear just by paying tribute to Lord Bao Bao.

But beware, for those who dare to challenge his rule will face the wrath of his mighty thunderstorms and lava floods. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this chaotic world ruled by a divine being.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a loyal subject of Lord Bao Bao, the most powerful ruler in all of Minecraft history!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	6182

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

7:13AM Texting Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where boundaries are respected? Look no further! Our server is so strict on boundaries, we even block players for sending playdate invitations at 7:13am on a weekend morning with zero previous context. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate invasion of boundaries – 100% guaranteed! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now and see for yourself!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PhotobombingGramps

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So, you’re looking for a wild ride in the Minecraft world, huh? Well, look no further than our server! We may not have fancy cars like the Museum Ferrari Maranello, but we do have some epic builds that will blow your mind.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to rude players like a boss. Just like how this player stood up to a French jerk at the museum, you can show off your language skills and sass on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even start a standoff that will go down in Minecraft history.

So, if you’re ready for some drama, some laughs, and some epic Minecraft adventures, join our server now! And remember, on our server, the only fat cows are the ones you can ride into battle. Let the games begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

DisasterCraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, like fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot, or trying to survive a creeper explosion while riding a pig.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun activities like building giant statues of chickens or having epic dance parties in the Nether. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, join our server today and see just how insane things can get. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Secret Passages Found:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SkyHighShenanigans

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Have you ever seen someone try to bring a live llama on a plane? Well, on our Minecraft server, we encourage players to bring all kinds of crazy things with them on their virtual adventures! From flying pigs to dancing chickens, the possibilities are endless. Join us for a wild ride that will have you questioning reality and laughing until you cry. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?) So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you wondering, “What’s the weirdest thing I’ve seen someone bring on this server?”

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Villages Defended:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

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yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates! why should you join, you ask? well let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, Pope Francis himself came to our server and said “this place is lit, fam!” he even said that the Belgian clergy abuse victims deserve more compensation if they join our server. can you believe that? so come on down and join the party, we got diamonds, creepers, and more fun than you can shake a stick at. don’t miss out, join now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

NukeFearNot – Putin’s Survival Server

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so, like, this minecraft server is so lit, like, even putin would be afraid to use nuclear weapons on it cuz he loves his life too much, ya know? like, we got crazy builds and epic battles that will make you pee your pants from excitement. join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft community ever, where even the creepers are scared of us. come on, don’t be a noob, join now and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ores Mined:	8411
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Farms Harvested:	870
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	76	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	49

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Snippy Citizens Unleashed: The Modded Whitelist Adventure in 1.18.2!

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Citizen Snips Season 2

Looking for a Minecraft experience that’s got it all? Citizen Snips Season 2 is back, bigger and better than ever. Whether you want to build the ultimate machine, dive deep into ocean mysteries, or hunt down legendary beasts, we’ve got you covered.

Features
Dynamic Trees
Create Steam and Rails + CreateDeco
Atlantis Has Risen
CustomNPCs + Lightman’s Currency Vending Machines
Hunting Lodge Opening Soon

Dungeons have opened, quests are already rolling out, and the world is expanding every day. Want to join? Message for Discord details.

Ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Reach out for your exclusive invite and dive into the chaos that is Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2. Adventure, discovery, and epic battles await—are you up for the challenge?

FAQ

Q: How do I join Citizen Snips Season 2?

A: To join Citizen Snips Season 2, reach out for an exclusive invite and Discord details.

Q: What are some of the key features of the server?

A: Some key features include Dynamic Trees, Create Steam and Rails, Atlantis Has Risen, CustomNPCs, and the upcoming Hunting Lodge.

Q: Are there quests and dungeons in the server?

A: Yes, dungeons have opened and quests are already rolling out in the expanding world of Citizen Snips Season 2.

Q: What can I expect in the Hunting Lodge?

A: The Hunting Lodge will feature battles against monstrous creatures known as Kaiju, testing your strength and skills in an all-out battle for survival.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Draw Thread Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Draw ThreadDouble Up Edition – where instead of crafting tools, you’ll be crafting masterpieces with your mouse and keyboard!

Join us on this wacky server where instead of fighting mobs, you’ll be fighting for the title of the best artist in the land! Show off your pixelated Picasso skills and create the most epic drawings to impress your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous Enderman who loves to photobomb your drawings. Will you be able to outsmart this sneaky creature and claim the title of the ultimate artist?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your creativity run wild in ways you never thought possible! Who knew that Minecraft could be so artsy and fartsy at the same time?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

The Well? Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the land of chaos and craziness! This Minecraft SMP is like no other, where the only rule is to have fun and cause as much mayhem as possible. Join us if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with explosive pranks, ridiculous builds, and unexpected twists at every turn.

Why should you join?

1. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server with their impeccable llama logic. You never know what they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be hilarious.

2. Our custom mobs are something out of a nightmare (or a comedy show). From dancing creepers to singing skeletons, you’ll never know what to expect when you’re out exploring.

3. The admin team is made up of mischievous wizards who love to mess with players in the most absurd ways possible. Get ready for random teleportation, upside-down houses, and flying pigs galore.

4. Our community is a mix of comedians, pranksters, and overall chaos enthusiasts. You’ll never have a dull moment with this group of players, whether you’re building together or trying to survive their outrageous shenanigans.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embrace the madness. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen (and probably will).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Dragon Eggs Found:	9595
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1