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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3648
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Emeralds Found:	7675	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with the same old basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of Minecraft!

Picture this: you spawn into a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has a TikTok account with more followers than PewDiePie!

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So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t be a basic blockhead, join us now and let the madness begin!

TanukiCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5101
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Mines Excavated:	1980	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Endless Night Skies:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Star Shards Collected:	162
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1

TanukiCraft is a professional, high-quality server featuring a custom-configured Towny experience for Java and Bedrock Crossplay. Engage in an immersive gameplay environment where you can build magnificent towns in a consistent world, engage in strategic PvP battles, participate in exciting events, and thrive in a robust player-driven economy. Join us now for an unforgettable Minecraft adventure!Server IP Address play.tanukicraft.netPort Bedrock Edition: 19132 Java Edition: 25565Consoles can join with our friend bot. Add tanukicraft1 as a friend in Minecraft and there will be a joinable world on your friends list.World never resets, server is kept up to the latest version but backwards compatibility from 1.19+

play.tanukicraft.net

Madcow Family Friendly

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2452
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Star Shards Collected:	232
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Madcow Family Friendly Minecraft Server. (Almost) Vanilla – Minecraft as it is meant to be, with the following exceptions:-* Grief Prevention, so you can protect your builds and property. * A plug-in to remove floating treetops, because who likes floating treetops? * dynmap on play.madcow.fun:8123 * A little bit of teleporting and home setting * Family-friendly chat filtersSurvival mode / PvEQuestions to [email protected]

play.madcow.fun

Blade SMP

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2115
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

A fun SMP, PVP, and Semi-Anarcy (no cheats) server, to have fun.Its a semi-vanilla server with few plugins. it has ranks.there is no anti grief for players, so hide you’re base well.how am I supposed to fill this description with 100 chars for a vanilla server, cmon

play.bladesmp.com

HermitVeterans

PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8311
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

What is Hermit Veterans About? We are a public community-based PurPur survival server with a welcoming playerbase. You can decide to live alone, join a group or create one of your own. It’s up to you how you play; you are sure to find your niche here.We have upgraded to 1.18, but we have not reset the map. Instead, builds have been retained and any unused chunks were reset, bringing new generation to 80% of the world. Caves below y=0 can also be found anywhere throughout the world, in new and old chunks. What Plugins do we use? Here’s a brief overview of some of the main ones: -Grief Prevention: To keep your builds safe! -Population Density: To provide the world with “regions” for players to own, as well as a means of teleportation. -SignShops: A simple way of selling goods via signs without you being there to make the trade. -ViaVersion and ViaBackwards: These plugins allow players to join while running Minecraft versions 1.12+. What are “regions” and “region poles”? Regions, as stated above, are a part of the population density plugin and are 400×400 block areas that players can own! Region poles are situated in the center of the region. They allow you to travel quickly across the map to visit other regions. Region poles consist of a stone brick platform with a glowstone pole at the center. Region poles give you the opportunity to explore the builds made by others with ease. We have a website at: HermitVeterans.com as well as a Discord server at: HermitVeterans.com/discord where you can chat with players both off and on the server and familiarize yourself with the playerbase and the server. Please note that you will need to join the Minecraft server first before you are able to verify your account on the website or on the discord server.

HermitVeterans.com

Helix

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1711
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Dimension Hops:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Here at Helix we’re truly diverse, playing host to players from many walks of life. We reach people from Hawaii all the way to Singapore, cultivating a server with energy that allows players to play the game however they like! As such, our server is fueled with creativity that gives rise to remarkable builds. The soaring Helix towers overlook spawn’s stores,which aren’t far away from the space rocket marvel that was constructed in just a day. Other features are there to be found.This spurs on members who are committed to grouped projects that allow us to expand beyond the traditional boundaries of survival servers. One of these projects is our Crystal Racing circuit, and it’s these sorts of builds that allow us to accomplish other ventures. Every other weekend, we use these builds to host events and minigames within the server. Many of our members will log in and we’ll play a game of Mafia, Parkour or Capture the Flag.We’re proud of the community that we’ve cultivated on the server, and now we’re looking for some of you to be a part of that! If you’re looking for vanilla Minecraft experience, though, do not fear! The plugins we run mean we do not stray at all far away from vanilla Minecraft.We do have a 18+ age stipulation, as we’re looking to strengthen our community. We’ll never punish players for inactivity, just as long as you’re still interested in remaining whitelisted. Events are a server-wide occasion, and so we encourage our members to come out if they can.As we watch your applications come in, we’re naturally delighted with how many people seek to join and are excited to see our new recruits!To apply, join our discord.

play.helixmc.eu

FOX SMP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8266
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
New Chunks Explored:	758064	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9

A Brand New Minecraft Server . Friendely enviornment , land claims, , keepInventory , Bedwars , Skyblock , kitPvP , MiniGames, etc.CUSTOM RANKS , EXTRA CREADITS , DAILY REWARDS , CUSTOM JOBS , CUSTOM SHOPS, Crazy Enchantments, etc

play.foxsmp.in

OzarkCraft

Vanilla

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6022
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Are you frustrated with putting time in building on an SMP only to have your work wiped out in the name of “Seasons”? Are you finding the constant nagging of Pay to Win robbing you the joy of just placing some blocks or making new friends? Do you even remember what Vanilla tastes like anymore with the ever growing list of game altering mods?Look no further!We at OzarkCraft feel your pain and have created a server experience that not only will bring you back to that “Feels Like Home” vibe but also follows updates without resetting and keeps the new blocks and biomes within your grasp!Apart from a couple of quality of life improvements like coordinate hud, armor stands and single player sleep, you can settle down here and build yourself a home that will be around for a long time.

mc.ozarkcraft.net

Kanda Kraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5414
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magic Items Found:	6549
Farms Harvested:	835	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Zombie Dances:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Welcome to Kanda Kraft! [1.19.3]Welcome to the world of Kanda. In this fantastical, medieval world, human-like seals and humans coexist together… well not completely together. Complete quests and uncover the secrets of the Seal Kingdom!We are a survival server for players seeking a brand new environment for survival building! A small community and new beginnings! Features: -Survival- close to normal vanilla play -towny-Greif prevention claims, set-homes,-Random Teleport-economy!-many great buildings for various fantasy/medieval roleplaying!-voting ranks for those who decide to stick around!-many buildings yet to come- more cities, more locations!-Also… who doesn’t love seals! 🙂

kandakraft.net

MC Adventures

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4479
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4

Mc-Adventures! Welcome to a small and welcoming network, with a whole bunch of different gamemodes and minigames to choose from. Friendly and interactive staff available available almost 24/7 on the server or in the Discord : https://discord.gg/tGGXQpbKCT We are looking to expand the network and are warmly taking feedbacks either good or bad. Suggestion and ticket system in the discord. Hope to see some of you come on by for a small peek and maybe you like it:O The servers this network includes: – [SMP] Survival server with the old nether – [McMMO] Survival server with mcmmo gamestyle and jobs. This is using the newest “minecraft” – [Skyblock] Build your own island up in the sky with just a few starting materials. We have two different skyblocks: normal skyblock and oneblock (you start with 1 block) – [Bloodmoon] Survival server with the old nether. But every 4th night there is a bloodmon making hostile mob much stronger and have the chance to drop nice loot – [Pixelmon] As we all know the “pixelmon” You gotta catch em all! [Forge 1.12.2 and the pixelmon mon required]

– [Minigames] A bunch of minigames to choose from: Bedwars, Hunger Games, Hide And Seek and much more! – [Creative] Build your creations in creative mode. Can you outbuild any of the current builds? Server ip is “play.mc-adventures.com” Website “mc-adventures.com”

play.mc-adventures.com

LoverCraft Network

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7001
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

This server is Loverfella’s Minecraft server. 1.19.2 Survival! Daily Updates Daily events with YouTubers! Even LoverFella himself!Expect anything from Daily events ran by admins to event held by Loverfella himself for videos on his youtube channel.

play.loverfella.com

Hyskies Network

Skyblock

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4535
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Hyskies is a Minecraft server that was launched back in 2019. We have years of experience hosting fun, popular, and unique servers! Join us today to see what we have to offer!

org.hyskies.net

The Fahr Realm

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7167
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Enchantments Applied:	276
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Thank you for taking the time to read this. In July of 2016 I set up this server for my friends and I so we could have fun together. We have Towny for land protection, Mcmmo for an RPG-like feel , Infernal mobs with loot for a real challenge. Vehicles like planes and cars. Guns and explosives for extended combat along with many many custom enchantments for you to enjoy. There are no pay to win elements either, so everyone is on the same playing field.When you first join, you will spawn in a white room, our rules are there. Then in the next room you will meet two villagers, these villagers will help you make your starter kit. Unlike other servers – you get a choice in what you get for your starter gear! The last room has additional information for you before you depart to the wilderness. Be careful out there and make sure to take a bed with you as we have a sleep voting system to skip the nightI really hope you can come online and enjoy what I’ve worked so hard on 🙂 -Vk

play.fahrrealm.com

PlanetBrunei

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4505
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Falling into the Void:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Animals Bred:	133	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Hey guys! Make sure to check PlanetBn Server out! IP: mc.planetbn.com Web: www.planetbn.com Lag Free 24/7 Online CRACKED SERVER!

mc.planetbn.com

Disorbs Skyblock

MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9465
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	26	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Void Gems Collected:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Enchantments Applied:	205
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Emeralds Found:	7422

Welcome to Disorbs, an awesome Server with amazing people! Here you can bring your friends or make new ones and begin your new journey or, if you would rather, by yourself. Come and join the server today to have fun!Features: 1.18+ Skyblock Free /Fly Ore-Gen mcMMO Custom Enchants (Engrams) Spawners Server Crates and More…

Play.Disorbs.Net

Cavetale

Economy, PvE, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1530
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Love Letters Sent:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Buildings Constructed:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Who are we? We are a Minecraft community invested in exploring new gameplay ideas to be integrated with vanilla Minecraft. On Cavetale, you can play the way you want. Play the core vanilla game, undisturbed. Progress in our custom made skills system with its extensive talent tree. Build a city together with the rest of the community and let our custom made convenience features assist you. Take your friends on an exciting monster raid or other hosted regular events.Who are you? You have a passion for Minecraft and are looking for a server to call your new place to be. One that has many years of history and many more to go. Where a functioning and welcoming community is held higher than the quick mini game fix. You like to discuss existing features with us and suggest new ones. Ideas are always welcome as we make our own plugins. If any of this describes you, then look no further. We want you to come play with us.Our team is a curated staff of plugin developers, event hosts, and moderators. Together we are fostering a friendly and welcoming community. We do our utmost to maintain a functioning and meritocratic economy where effort is rewarded. We designed a comprehensive ruleset and plenty of tools to ensure nobody gets to cheat or spoil your fun.Game modes: Our network offers first and foremost the Home world where you play in survival mode. Here, you claim land to make your base, towns, farms, or anythin else. All worlds share a currency which is earned in-game and is needed to grow claims and trade with each other. We have a dedicated Mining world which resets once a week so that resources never run out and the Home world stays pristine. Furthermore, you can plan your builds on our creative server.Home World with claims and homes Mining World (resets once a week) Economy, Market World and Auctions Mass Item Storage for easy inventory management (Active Development) Skills System with unlockable Talents (Experimental) A streaming bot letting you watch the server any time Regular Hosted Events like dungeons, competitions, or mini games

cavetale.com