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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 2123 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 18 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
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