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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 6337 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 38 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
Join us if you want to witness a world where the American president once built a giant statue of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks, only to have it stolen by a mischievous group of creepers who now guard it with their lives.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where past presidents have hidden their most valuable treasures, guarded by zombie pigmen with a taste for gold.
So why settle for a boring server when you can join us and experience the madness for yourself? Join now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!