PresidentialCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that play by the rules? Come join our server where chaos reigns supreme! We don’t lock up our players, we let them roam free like wild animals. Build your own borders and watch as they get overwhelmed by crazy mobs and players. Need a sanctuary? We’ve got cities just for that! And don’t even get us started on the nether regions of our server, where nether creatures run wild and anything goes. Plus, our admin once got convicted of 34 counts of rape in-game…but hey, who hasn’t, amirite? Join us for a wild ride like no other!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mines Excavated:	2658	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	424
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

ComebackCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for epic comebacks and non-stop laughter!

Join us and witness the legendary battle between two players arguing over who has the better pet pig. Spoiler alert: it ends with a pig jousting tournament that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Dance-Off” where players compete to see who can do the best chicken impression while dancing on a tightrope over a pit of lava. Trust us, it’s clucking hilarious!

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MineTimeFunCraft

Remember the dark ages before the internet? Yeah, neither do we! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those boring days of staring at a wall or talking to actual people. Our server is so lit, even Steve Jobs would be jealous.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Legend has it, if you can out-dance the llamas, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. True story.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventures begin! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with dancing llamas and endless diamond mines? Let’s get this party started!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftyCrashersMC

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so, like, this server is, like, so epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, we got dragons flying around, like, all the time, and they’re, like, breathing rainbow fire and stuff.

you gotta join this server, man, because, like, if you don’t, you’ll miss out on the epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. yeah, you heard me right, a diamond banana.

and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows. how cool is that, right?

oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players? so, like, if you’re not cool, you can’t even get in.

so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become a legend in the land of minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)

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Server Name	Madness SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Age Requirement	21+
Community Size	20+ Members
Platform	Java Edition

FAQ

Q: How can I apply to join Madness SMP?

A: You can apply by visiting our Discord server at MAD-SMP.NET/DISCORD.

Q: What is the age requirement to join Madness SMP?

A: Players must be 21 years of age or older to join the server.

Q: What is the community size of Madness SMP?

A: We currently have over 20 active members in our community.

Q: What features does Madness SMP offer?

A: We have a giant spawn city with shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events to keep our community connected and engaged.

Q: What platform does Madness SMP support?

A: Madness SMP is a Java Edition server.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Void Armor Forged:	22	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftyJournalApologyNoWay

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where journaling drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with blended families, spoiled brats, and torn pages of emotional turmoil.

Vent your frustrations in our virtual world just like our player did in their journal. Explore the depths of family dynamics and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the chaos of living with a stepsister who just can’t keep her hands off your stuff.

Witness the epic showdown as family members clash over privacy and personal expression. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you cave under the pressure to apologize for simply being honest?

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such outrageous family drama and emotional rollercoasters while building your dream Minecraft world? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you there!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Towns Built:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP

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Remember that one time you accidentally blew up your friend’s base with a bunch of TNT in Minecraft? Yeah, well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are. Who needs boring old survival when you can join our SMP and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Star Shards Collected:	239
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4670
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MineTuneWars

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme songs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic theme song that will have you jamming out while you mine for diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of digging through blocks to the beat of our catchy tune.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a disco diva in disguise, ready to challenge anyone to a dance-off.

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine, dance, and battle a dragon all in one place? It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Runes Activated:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Love Letters Sent:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!

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come join our epic minecraft server where we revive the policy of failing badly behaved players to bring back respect! just like benito mussolini, we give schools the power to fail players based purely on their behavior in the game. if you grief, steal, or just generally act like a jerk, you might find yourself failing out of our server! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. join us now for a truly unique and challenging minecraft experience!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Future Icon Gang-Stalkers

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join our epic minecraft server where we have time-travelling tourists from the future gang-stalking players who have the potential to become cultural icons!!! imagine being followed around by rich time travelers who just want to see if you’re gonna be the next big thing in history!!! come join the fun and see if you’re being watched by someone from the future who just wants to see if you’ll make it big!!! it’s like the truman show but with time travelers and minecraft!!! don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and see if you’re the next big thing!!!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Crops Grown:	5738
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Potions Brewed:	78	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

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NEUROSHROUD Server Overview

Server Type	Java \| Roleplay • Survival
Description	The world was erased… but you’re still here. Experience a unique survival roleplay world where the NPCs are sentient and the landscape warps with a deep history.
Launch Date	October 10th

NEUROSHROUD Server FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server type?	NEUROSHROUD is a Java server focused on roleplay and survival aspects.
When is the server launching?	The server will be launched on October 10th.
How can I join the server?	You can apply for whitelist by joining the Discord server and following the application process.
Is there a player-run economy?	Yes, the server features a player-driven economy where progression is earned through skill and strategy.
Are there any pay-to-win mechanics?	No, there are no paywalls or advantages that can be bought. Success in the server is based on skill and adaptability.
How are NPCs different in NEUROSHROUD?	NPCs in NEUROSHROUD are sentient and remember the world before its erasure. Interactions with NPCs have significant consequences.
What makes NEUROSHROUD stand out?	NEUROSHROUD offers a unique survival experience with whitelisted roleplay, sentient NPCs, player-driven economy, custom modpack, lore-driven world, and optimized hosting.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	129	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Pixelmon Quest Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for all you adventurous gamers out there!

Join us on our server where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, and a pet zombie that tells hilarious jokes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legend in the most epic Minecraft server ever created. See you there!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Divine Spears Created:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5004	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

LiveUntilOurMinecraft SMPFeeling

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the curse of boomer privilege and live to see your 80s! We offer a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without the fear of dying from weird cancers or shit like that in your 60s. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any boomer vibes trying to sneak in. So come join us and defy the odds of aging gracefully in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	444
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	12

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftyFam Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of receiving boring, thoughtless gifts from your parents? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can exact revenge in the most hilarious way possible!

Imagine this: you receive a $25 Starbucks gift card from your parents as a graduation gift, even though they know you’ve been boycotting Starbucks for months. Not to mention, you don’t even like coffee or tea! What a slap in the face, right? But fear not, on our server, you can take that gift card and use it as a weapon of mass destruction against your parents. Build a Starbucks in-game and force them to buy overpriced drinks from you! Show them who’s boss in the most epic way possible.

And the best part? They won’t even know how you feel about it because it’s all happening in the virtual world. So come join us and let out all your pent-up frustration in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible. Let’s turn that gift card drama into a hilarious adventure on our server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mines Excavated:	4898
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magic Items Found:	1155	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.