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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 9273 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 19 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1763 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 54 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Our server is like a virtual commune, where you can work on farms, homeschool your character, and experience the joy of free childcare while you explore the pixelated world. And don’t worry about cutting your character’s hair, because we fully support the tradition of long locks until puberty hits!
But beware, if you dare to break the family tradition and give your character a haircut, you may face the wrath of the virtual family members who will go absolutely ballistic at your decision. Will you choose to go no-contact with your virtual family, or will you continue to uphold the long hair tradition in the game?
Join us on our server for a wild ride of family drama, tradition-breaking, and pixelated puberty celebrations!