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| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 1844 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 847 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1556 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
Are you tired of your sister constantly rushing through life and making impulsive decisions? Do you want to escape the drama and join a Minecraft server where the only rushing you’ll do is to mine diamonds before someone else snags them?
Join our server and leave the real world behind! Build your dream house without settling for the first one you find, and take your time to explore and enjoy the game at your own pace. No more complaints about run-down houses or lack of childcare – just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual world.
And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for snapping at your sister – we’ve all been there! So come on over and let’s support each other in our pixelated adventures. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual diamonds along the way!
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Welcome to Red Obsidian SMP! We are a fairly small, heavily modded SMP server with a closely knit community. We have our own custom modpack that we play on, and seasonal world resets and updates to keep the server fresh for both old and new players.
